1. Bill Gates can jump over a chair. (Linus Torvalds cannot)
2. Closed source (more mysterious)
3. Blue screens (keeps the computer more interesting)
4. American made, therefore stronger.
5. Uses C++, which is 2x faster than C.
6. Looks better (objective axiomatic truth)
7. Comes with paint and notepad right out of the box (Linux cannot run paint or notepad)
8. WIN + CTRL + ENTER (very nice feature!)
9. Comes with Windows Terminal (fastest piece of software ever written!)
10. Has two different control panels (two more than Linux!)

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