Batman in the 1960s Issue 59: September/October 1969

 

The Caped Crusader in the 1960s
by Jack Seabrook
& Peter Enfantino

Adams

Detective Comics #391

"The Gal Most Likely to Be--Batman's Widow!"

Story by Frank Robbins

Art by Bob Brown & Joe Giella

"Strike!"

Story by Mike Friedrich

Art by Gil Kane & Murphy Anderson

Tim's a great guy, but he's stuck in a low-paying job as a trainer and his girlfriend, Ginny Jenkins, "The Gal Most Likely to Marry Batman" ('tec #380's "Marital-Bliss Miss"), just got a job as food reviewer at an ultra-ritzy magazine owned by the dodgy, shady Arnie Arnold. Coincidentally, Arnold is in for a massage and steam and lets Tim know his place, bragging that he's going out with a real piece of cheesecake for dinner. At that moment, in walks Bruce Wayne.

Arnold finishes up and lets Tim know a couple of his friends will be joining him in the sauna. Since this is a CCA-approved funny book, we know the only shenanigans that will go on behind that sweaty steamy door will be criminal. Arnold's friends show up and one of the dummies accidentally hits the intercom switch, allowing Tim and Bruce to overhear the conversation, wherein Arnold confesses his boys will be applying some muscle to the owner of the Groaning Board restaurant. Seems the proprietor refused to take out a full-page color ad in Arnold's magazine and now he's going to pay.

Bruce excuses himself while Tim takes some refreshments out to the swimming pool, where Arnold is waiting with his new squeeze. To Tim's horror, the "cheesecake" turns out to be Ginny, who gives him the cold shoulder and dives into the pool hand-in-hand with "Arnie." Tim is bereft and later goes after Arnold in the locker room, only to have a gun stuck up his nose. 

That night, at the Groaning Board, Batman breaks up an attempt to extort the owner but the man is too afraid to reveal the whole story, instead paying Arnold the dough he wants. At least, the Groaning Board will get solid advertising in Whatever He Calls It Magazine for a full year! Arnold takes Ginny home but, just before she opens the door, Tim pops out of the shadows to ask his girl why she's keeping time with a criminal. Ginny denies any knowledge of bad behavior and tells Tim to grow a set of wings. Only Batman can tell her what to do!

That sets the gears moving inside Tim's head, so he goes to the local K-Mart and buys a Batman Halloween costume (which looks just like the real thing!). The next day, he records Arnold and his thugs discussing another restauranteur refusing to see the light and off Tim goes to play make-believe. Ominously, a Bat-gloved hand reaches around a corner to grab the recorder. That night at the Seventh Heaven, Arnold's goons try to make a mockery of the chef's hamburger et frites but Batman and Bat-Tim put the kayo on the goons. Ginny falls madly in love with Faux-Bats (even though, when he's unmasked, she screams in disbelief, "No--It can't be!--Not him!) and the real deal is left pondering whether the altar-bound couple will ask him to be the best man!

I had to laugh throughout this entire adventure (actually, I usually do anyway), wondering what kind of money a full-page ad would bring for Arnold. I mean, you have to believe that there's a little bit of icing on that cake but it's never addressed, even by the goons. Ginny has to be one of the most self-centered, flighty, amnesiac little bitc... girls we've yet encountered. There's no disguising she's putting out for Arnold while keeping Tim on a string. It's only when "Arnie" instructs his men to toss Ginny off the restaurant roof that she suddenly sees Tim for the man he is. Add "Duplicate Batman" to the list of plot devices that should be put out to pasture for a decade or so. 

In the back-up, Robin gives a middle finger and upper right cross to the underworld figures forcing a teachers' strike. Turns out the mobster behind all the violence and football game riots owned juicy real estate that would become devalued if the school's newspaper ran an editorial or something like that... just enjoy the Kane/Anderson work, which is sublime. Who knew a Robin strip could be so well-choreographed and exciting? Not me, that's fer sure.-Peter

Jack-Once again, it seems like Infantino laid out a cover, Adams drew it, and then poor Frank Robbins had to come up with a script to match. I think any reader by now knows that if the cover suggests Batman will die or be unmasked in this issue, it'll be some poor slob in a lookalike costume taking the hit. Ginny does seem like a real prize, doesn't she? At least we get more Kane and Anderson art to savor in the second story, even though Mike Friedrich's script is awfully thin and peppered with dopey wisecracks.

Novick & Giordano (?)

Batman #215

"Call Me Master!"

Story by Frank Robbins

Art by Irv Novick & Dick Giordano

Three of Gotham City's leading citizens receive strange telephone calls in which they are given instructions and agree to carry them out as if they're in a trance. That night, the Dynamic Duo intercept what appears to be a warehouse robbery in progress, only to discover that it's been authorized by the man in charge, who happens to be one of the recipients of the phone calls. A similar series of events plays out twice later that night, as a robbery of a safe at a mansion turns out to be approved, as does a big jewel theft!

Batman discovers that the phone calls went to members of Gotham's Civic Conscience Council, of which Bruce Wayne is also a member. Bruce receives a phone call and agrees to carry out orders; that evening, Robin follows and sees Bruce handing over boxes of scarce antibiotics to shady characters. After the Boy Wonder breaks up the gang, he develops a theory that Bruce must follow orders and proves it by having his partner sock him in the face! Robin and Bruce understand that he and the other council members have somehow been the victims of mind control, probably when they were all together at a dinner last week.

Bruce calls an emergency council meeting and hands out pendants for each man to wear that will let Batman and Robin listen in on their every word. That night, they hear Myron Mycroft agree to deliver securities to an unknown caller. The Duo interrupt the delivery, unaware that Mycroft is behind the whole scheme. He realizes that Batman is under post-hypnotic suggestion and orders him to blow up Stately Wayne Manor, but fortunately Robin and Alfred intervene, saving the day and catching the crook.

Dick Giordano's inks spiff up Irv Novick's pencils in the tale and the splash page is laid out like a panel from one of Gil Kane's back-up stories in Detective, with Batman knocking Robin for a loop and Robin flying backwards through the air toward the reader. For once, no one is trying to unmask the Caped Crusader, though when Mycroft realizes that Batman is under his control you'd think he might put two and two together and conclude that Batman must be one of the council members.-Jack

Peter-It's amazing to me how Batman and Robin get so much crime-fighting done when they're constantly being manipulated by outside forces or splitting the team up. Congratulations to Robin and the World's Greatest Detective's butler for entering the Guinness Book of Records for speed. They were able to run all around the mansion, dig up the dynamite, and replace it with harmless sparklers and firecrackers (which they just had lying around the mansion) in about three minutes when it took the Big Guy an hour to plant them. Impressive. Also impressive is this issue's art by Novick and Giordano. It's not Neal but it's pretty close.

Adams

Detective Comics #392

"I Died... a Thousand Deaths!"

Story by Frank Robbins

Art by Bob Brown & Joe Giella

"A Clue... Seven-Foot Tall!"

Story by Frank Robbins

Art by Gil Kane & Murphy Anderson

Batman has received a call from Angles, the number one goon in the underworld organization of Scap Scarpel. Though the Dynamic Duo are skeptical, Batman knows he must give it a shot. He meets with Angles out on Gotham Beach and the hood hands an attache case to Batman, assuring the hero that there's enough evidence to put Angles away for ten lifetimes. Just as Bats grasps the bag, Angles pulls a gun and shoots Batman to death. Well...

Celebrating the death of Gotham's Guardian, Angles is startled to hear a familiar voice behind him. Swirling, he sees... the Dark Knight, who informs him the dead Batman is actually a really life-like dummy. Angles uses a trick wristwatch to once again fool the Batman and both of them end up in the drink, with Angles coming away the winner, holding the Batman's mask in his hand.

Scap brings all his men together to raise a glass to the man who killed the Caped Crusader, but Angles tells his boss it might be best to keep mum. That way, the other  organizations won't try to muscle in on their territory. Scap agrees. But, after his primo victory, nothing seems to go right for Angles and, in the end, he stares down the barrel of a gun held by his boss. Angles tries to warn his boss that Batman is right behind him but Scap isn't buying it. Finally, he turns and faces... Batman! 

"How did you do it? How did you come back from the dead? How did you get into my super-exclusive bachelor pad?" Bats smiles and shows him his Angles costume, explaining that when they went into the drink, Robin was waiting below the surface in the Bat-submarine and nabbed Scap's main guy. Now Scap will finally face the inside of a cell, thanks to the man with a thousand lives.

"I Died... Two Fake Deaths!" smells of maximum contrivance, as if a whole lot of coincidences were stacked on top of a whole lot of ridiculous nonsense. I'm not sure why Batman felt he'd have to go to such elaborate lengths (and how he was able to make all of it work), but wouldn't it have just been a lot easier to simply arrest Angles and then arrest Scap Scaloppine? It'll never cease to amaze me just how life-like the innumerable dummies and robots Batman keeps stashed in his Batcave are. And how about that make-up job? 

Babs Gordon helps amateur criminologist Jason Bard investigate a brutal murder in the park. The clues lead them to the star of the Gotham basketball team. When Jason heads back into the locker-room he's attacked from behind. To the rescue comes... Batgirl! After the furious battle, Jason explains he has to get back to his date and Batgirl tells him she's staying behind to look for clues. But Jason makes it back to his seat first and wonders how he'll dump Babs to return to Batgirl for the hunt! Welcome future Batgirl heartthrob Jason Bard, who will co-star in several of Babs's back-up strips in the 1970s. Another thoroughly enjoyable Batgirl adventure, smartly scripted and gorgeously rendered. Was there a better back-up in DC comics in the late 1960s? I need to know.-Peter

Jack-I can't tell you, but I agree that this strip is fun! It's neat to see the first appearance of Jason Bard, someone we saw in our trek through the '70s. I wonder if he was the first comic hero to be injured in Vietnam? In the lead story, there are some nice panels depicting Batman's face in shadow as just black with white eye slits. Otherwise, it's a complex set-up with a limited payoff. Why do so many of Robbins's crooks have corny names like Chips and Topper, who turn up in the Batgirl story? At least the Robbins era marks a more adult tone to the series; Batman seems to die in every other issue, which is a big change from the days of Bat-Mite.

Adams

The Brave and the Bold #85

"The Senator's Been Shot!"

Story by Bob Haney

Art by Neal Adams

As he is celebrating winning the election, a new senator named Paul Cathcart is shot by a bullet fired from a passing van. Bruce Wayne was next to the senator on the podium, so he runs inside, quickly changes into his Batman costume, and pursues the fleeing van, leaping on top and trying to break in until he is knocked off when the van drives under a low hanging beam. Cathcart is hospitalized and in a coma, so the governor telephones Bruce and asks him to take the senator's place and finish out his term. Wayne reluctantly agrees, aware that Cathcart's new crime bill will be voted on in 24 hours and will help stop crime boss Mr. Minotaur.

Meanwhile, another millionaire, Oliver Queen, is in his penthouse office, looking at the plans for New Island, a landfill reclamation project that will help save the state from bankruptcy. Miklos Minotaur's construction company, Argonaut Unlimited, is competing to bid on the project and Queen worries that, if Minotaur succeeds, he'll not only control crime in the state but also wield great influence over the government. Oliver's assistant locks away the plans and, when Queen is alone, he dons his refashioned Green Arrow costume, wondering if his civic and social responsibilities have become more important than his crime fighting. Suddenly, a man posing as a window washer hurls a grenade into the penthouse, but a quickly-aimed arrow prevents it from going off inside.

At the gym, Bruce Wayne works out with Edmond Cathcart, the senator's son, as they discuss the request that Bruce take over as senator. Wayne explains his dilemma to Edmond and confesses that he's Batman, aware that Edmond's oath as a psychiatrist will prevent him from revealing the secret. They discuss which identity is more important before Edmond heads off to join Oliver Queen to survey the landfill project by helicopter. Queen shocks Edmond by revealing that he's Green Arrow and that he's facing a dilemma similar to that of Bruce Wayne: where can he do the most good, as a socially-conscious millionaire or a costumed super hero?

That evening, Edmond is trying to process it all when a couple of Minotaur's goons enter his office and take him to see their boss. Batman and Green Arrow arrive at Edmond's office later and discover he's gone; Batman tells Green Arrow to start looking for the missing shrink while he takes care of some other business. The next morning, Bruce Wayne is sworn in as senator while Green Arrow parachutes down to an island in the Mediterranean, where Minotaur is grilling Edmond about Wayne and Queen. Arrow avoids being killed by wild beasts and is joined by Batman, who made it across the ocean mighty fast. Both men think of their duties as private citizens--Queen has to submit his bid in 48 hours and Wayne has to be back in Washington to vote on the anti-crime bill.

Batman and Green Arrow smash through a window to join Minotaur, who has a gun pointed at Edmond's temple. A superb arrow shot by the archer jams Minotaur's gun and the heroes make short work of his goons, but Minotaur escapes by motorboat. Later, at Minotaur's office, Queen has the criminal arrested, while Bruce makes it back to D.C. just in time to cast the deciding vote. That evening, Queen tells Edmond that he realizes he can be useful in both identities, and Bruce tells the senator's son that his father is on the mend and can resume his senatorial duties. Alone at last, Edmond begins self-hypnosis to wipe the two men's secrets from his mind.

This milestone issue is an instant classic and automatically gets selected as my best story of the Batman comics of the 1960s. It's the first time Green Arrow's new look and costume were revealed. and the art is tremendous. Haney's script is also tight and deals with interesting questions about the value of costumed super heroes in a politically-charged era. I consider myself lucky that I began reading comics right around this time, and issues like this were what set the bar high for my expectations. I'm surprised to see the script is by Bob Haney, since I associate this type of tale with Denny O'Neil. It wouldn't be long before he and Adams would start one of the greatest series ever in Green Lantern.-Jack

Peter-"The Senator's Been Shot" hinges on a few whopping coincidences and yet I was riveted from start to finish. If more Bat-adventures were this well-written, this would have been a more memorable decade. I kept waiting for Mr. Minotaur to lug out his ridiculous costume but, nope, he was just a mobster after all. Just a few months after this story, Neal would take over Green Lantern and essentially create "the superhero with super-contemporary problems" (y'know, not just keeping Aunt May from marrying Dock Ock but stuff like drug addiction).

Next Week...
Jack Wonders if 
Peter is Still Sane!

Batman in the 1960s Issue 58: July/August 1969

The Caped Crusader in the 1960s
by Jack Seabrook
& Peter Enfantino

Adams

Detective Comics #389

"Batman's Evil Eye"

Story by Frank Robbins

Art by Bob Brown & Joe Giella

"Batgirl's Bag of Tricks!"

Story by Frank Robbins

Art by Gil Kane & Murphy Anderson

Assuring Robin that even bad guys can be rehabilitated, Batman shows up at Gotham Prison to wish Jonathan Crane the best as he walks out onto the streets of Gotham for the first time in at least three months (since the last time he was tried and convicted of multiple counts of attempted murder, extortion, terrorism, and armed robbery). The Boy Wonder is doubtful, claiming these bad seeds never learn, but Crane, for his part, seems to be a happy clam, going so far as to shake Batman's hand.

As they drive away, the Dark Knight muses how the times have changed and criminals aren't really scared of his "Bat persona" anymore. Just then, the Duo run across some dastardly fiends stealing parking meters (I ain't making that up!) and jump from the Mobile to apprehend said criminals. The thugs seem to wet their pants and stand in total fear while the Duo apply knuckle sammitches to their kissers. "Odd," muses the Caped Crusader, "for a brief moment there I thought..." Robin sighs and admonishes his mentor, "Enough of the group therapy, let's get a burger."

The next night, the boys are patrolling the streets of Gotham when they see a group of thieves exiting Gems 'R' Us and leap into the mob. Again, like the previous night, these hooligans seem terrified of their own shadow and the boys slap the cuffs without much of a fight. Boring! As the goons are led away into the police precinct, Batman corners Gordo (who hasn't changed out of his Gotham Golf Resort polo yet) with an eye to discussing this new Bat-Phobia craze that's sweeping the underworld, but the Commish receives a call. "It's for you!," exclaims Gordon, and hands Batman the phone. 

On the other end of the phone, a mysterious voice tells Bats if he's interested in the reason why criminals are suddenly terrified at the very sight of him, to meet the voice at a nearby warehouse and... come alone. The World's Greatest Detective™ has no idea who the voice could belong to (um, let's see, 2+2=?), but his curiosity has been piqued. He heads to the warehouse and peeks through the skylight, boasting how his unknown adversary will never guess where Batman will enter. Wrong!

The Scarecrow is ready for his nemesis and has a room of mirrors erected so that when Bats gazes at his own reflection, he'll be just as terrified as the goons! Crane's voice informs our hero that Batman can only look at himself five times in the mirror before he goes mad. Using the Sherlock Holmesian skills God gave him, Batman suddenly realizes his foe must be... The Scarecrow! After several unsuccessful attempts to escape, The Dark Knight tricks Crane into believing he's used up his allotted five trips to the mirror and now he's as crazy as a loon. The Scarecrow sends his henchmen in to finish Bats off, but our wily hero uses his Bat-Phobia powers to agitate the thugs and gain access to the Scarecrow. As he's hauling the 2nd-tier villain off to the pokey, Batman swears he'll never be fooled by a parolee again.

I love the Scarecrow so any visit is welcome, but all through the 1960s, his limited guest appearances have been greeted with below-average scripts, this one included. Robin mocks his boss for giving Crane a job at Wayne Labs and, I gotta tell ya, for the first time ever, I agree with the little twerp. Who thinks it's a good idea to set a psycho (even a so-called rehabilitated nut) loose in a lab full of dangerous stuff? And how is it the Caped Crusader couldn't figure out who was behind the fear factor? He just let the guy out of prison, fercrissakes! Best laugh of the strip goes to Robin for losing his patience and telling Batman to drop the psychobabble already. 

In the conclusion of a two-parter, Batgirl first takes down a faux-JLA and then heads after airline hostess/gem smuggler Darlene, who has headed out to her grandpappy's 85th birthday party. Once Babs arrives, she discovers that the old man is behind the smuggling ring. Despite Gramps pulling a Tommy-gun on our heroine, Batgirl slaps on the cuffs and calls the local cops to haul the smugglers away. Once again, the dessert is much more filling than the main course. The script, the art, hell even the one-liners are snappier. It's a doggone dirty shame Babs was never given her own title.-Peter

Jack-I agree with you about the Batgirl story. The art is fantastic and I loved the jittery old man with the machine gun. As for the Batman story, I liked it better than you did. The Scarecrow is a cool villain, the story was fun, and the fight at the end, where Batman is unable to see but prevails anyway, was neat. Sure, there were some parts that were hard to believe, but I enjoyed it. And that cover! Wow!

Draut/Colletta

Batman #213

"The Origin of Robin!"

Story by E. Nelson Bridwell

Art by Ross Andru & Mike Esposito

"Here Comes Alfred!"

Story by Don C. Cameron

Art by Bob Kane, Jerry Robinson & George Roussos

(Reprinted from Batman #16, May 1943)

"The Game of Death!"

Story by David Vern

Art by Jim Mooney

(Reprinted from Star Spangled Comics #127, April 1952)

"The Man Behind the Red Hood!"

Story by Bill Finger

Art by Bob Kane, Lew Sayre Schwartz & Charles Paris

(Reprinted from Detective Comics #168, February 1951)

"The Challenge of Clay-Face"

(Reprinted from Detective Comics #298, December 1961)

Some covers bring me right back to childhood, and this is one of them. I'm surprised to see it was drawn by Bill Draut and Vince Colletta, two artists I don't think of as Batman regulars.

"The Origin of Robin!" is disappointing, mainly due to the art by Andru and Esposito. The Golden Age version is punchier and the art is primitive, but it's more enjoyable. The new version is rewritten and redrawn but essentially the same story. "Here Comes Alfred!" is the butler's first appearance and opens with a wonderful splash page by Jerry Robinson featuring a giant-sized Alfred about to step on tiny crooks without realizing it. The chubby, Golden Age Alfred of the story is an amateur sleuth and former music hall actor who foists himself on Bruce Wayne as his new butler, explaining that his father was butler to Wayne's father. Alfred quickly figures out the secret identities of the Dynamic Duo so they have to keep him on; a helpful editor's note reports that he lost weight and grew his mustache about eight months later.

"The Game of Death!" is a throwaway Robin story from 1952. I've always loved "The Man Behind the Red Hood!" because it serves as the Joker's origin story. On rereading it, the art is pretty good and the story has flaws, but it still holds a special place for me. I looked back at my comments on "The Challenge of Clay-Face" and I called it excellent when I first read it. I have no reason to change that assessment!-Jack

Peter-The obvious standouts here are the Clay-Face adventure (which SPOILER ALERT! will earn a place on my list of the best Batman stories of the 1960s) and the intro of the Red Hood, a story I read decades ago in this here issue. "The Man Behind the Red Hood!" has an impractical plot (why would the Joker bother coming back as the Red Hood?) and a laughable event (Joker is overpowered and captured by a bumpkin named "Farmerboy" Benson) but a Formula One pace and that killer retro art. The remaining three stories are varying levels of fluff. This will be the final 1960s Giant-Sizer we review and, I must say, I'll miss the format!

Adams

The Brave and the Bold #84

"The Angel, the Rock, and the Cowl"

Story by Bob Haney

Art by Neal Adams

Jack and I reviewed this eons ago when we were doing our bi-weekly dissection of DC war comics. You can find that discussion here.-Peter

Jack-Looking back at our writeup from 2017, I see that  neither one of us loved the story, but the art is spectacular. It's interesting to note that Joe Kubert helped out. Seeing Sgt. Rock as an older man was cool.

Novick

Detective Comics #390

"If the Coffin Fits--Wear It!"

Story by Frank Robbins

Art by Bob Brown & Joe Giella

"Countdown to Chaos!"

Story by Mike Friedrich

Art by Gil Kane & Murphy Anderson

Look out Gotham--there's a new Rogue in town and his handle is the Masquerader! So what's this new villain's M.O.? Well, he does the occasional heist but it seems only a ploy to get the Dark Knight to show up so that the Masquerade thugs can tear bits out of the Bat-uni. Odd, no?

You'd think they would be nothing but a nuisance to our hero but, hey, a hero only keeps a certain number of outfits in the closet and Batman has completely run out. He and Robin ponder the subject, noting that the goons ripped off the piece of uni that contains the name of Batman's tailor. "Gosh, Batman, why would the Masquerader want the name of your tailor?" Why indeed, Boy Blunder? The World's Greatest Detective™ simply shrugs and hold up his hands as he grabs the phone and dials Sam Tweed (yes, Sam Tweed) to order another suit. Sam laughs and reveals to his number one client that he always keeps an extra handy just in case. The uniform will be delivered to Gordo's office within the hour.

Robin races over to the precinct, grabs the clothing box, and heads back to the Batcave, pronto. Just as the junior partner is taking the outfit out of its box, Batman gets a call on the hotline from the Commish: the Masquerader, who always sends a riddle to the police before pulling a heist (wonder where he got that trick from), has left a cryptic message for the Duo. With a little bit of brainwork, the pair work out that the clue is meant to lead them to Charles Finger Moving Company. Robin lets out a girlish squeal once he's emptied the box, for inside, under Batman's new uni, lies the disguise of the Masquerader!

"That could mean one thing and one thing only, Robin. Yes, of course, this devious villain must have a tailor to stitch his get-ups as well and that tailor is... Sam Tweed! Innocent, kind, and courteous Sam could be in danger. I'd better call him!" Tweed admits that the Masquerader forced him to knit one, purl two at gunpoint and he's so embarrassed! Bats insists that Sam tell him the identity of the Masquerader but before he can... Blam! Blam! The Masquerader snickers and goads Batman before hanging up the phone.

Batman sends Robin to the moving company and races to Tweed's shop. "If the Masquerader has harmed one hair on the head of the most courteous, innocent, kind, sin-free resident of Gotham, I'll... well, he'd better not!" Alas, when Bats reaches the shop, Tweed is on the floor, dying from his bullet wounds. His last words before the ambulance crew take him away are the Masquerader's home address! Hang on a sec... how did those EMTs get to the scene so fast? Evidently, the neighbors reported the gunshots. Batman sighs as the ambulance takes the body of Tweed away.

The Dark Knight arrives at the Fashion Art Studios, home of the Masquerader and, rather than pick the lock of the door, crashes through the plate glass display window, where he discovers his new archenemy waiting for him. A tussle ensues but the Masquerader gains the upper hand as he activates a huge heat lamp on the ceiling and Batman's uniform begins to constrict. "I've sewed you into your own shroud!!!" screams the unhinged maniac, as he rips away his mask, revealing... Sam Tweed!!!! NO way!

"Hang on, this can't be real, I just left your bullet-ridden, admittedly bloodless corpse back at your shop. And those ambulance drivers? They had stethoscopes and thermometers! Surely, they couldn't be..." The Masquerader lets out a long giggle and informs Batman that his uniform is made of "Hygroscopic Monofilaments, strong as steel, which absorb moisture from the air..." and a whole lot of other sewing machine lingo. Long story short: Bats is going to be squeezed to death! Quick-thinking Batman pulls out his laser gun and aims it at the sprinklers high above. The resulting deluge wipes out the heat lamp and allows our hero to deliver quite the blow to the chin of Sam Tweed, Future Prison Garment Mender. 

Though "If the Coffin Fits--Wear It" contains no aliens or robots, the script is just as ludicrous as those past triumphs, filled with dopey contrivances and red herrings. In the end, Tweed reveals that this huge, complicated plot, which relied on lots of coincidences and expensive props, was initiated because he had become weary of crafting custom suits for heroes and villains and it was time for him to man up and become Gotham's Number One Crime Lord™. Why bother with such an elaborate setup as the fake killing of the tailor? Why include the Masquerader costume in the garment box? How stupid is our favorite DC hero that he couldn't put two and two together and come up with Tweed? Why the panel where the Masquerader gleefully holds up a piece of Batman's costume and exclaims, "At last, I have the identity of Batman's tailor!" when everyone within earshot knows the dope's real identity anyway? Why do a growing number of bad guys feel it's necessary to clue the Duo in on their next hold-up? If I were a criminal, I'd want to make off with the goods and not have to worry about a fistfight with the Dark Knight. Nothing about this one makes sense except for the art, which is just about the best Brown/Giella work I've laid my eyes on yet. 

During a particularly heated teachers' contract negotiation, Gotham High's cub newspaper reporter, Dick Grayson, asks his editor, the really cute and nicely drawn Sandy, out on a date to the school's football game that evening. After the Gotham Titans beat the Skyline Bulldogs in a tightly contested game, Dick and Sandy are put upon by a group of rabble rousers dressed in Skyline jackets. Realizing this may be the most grueling battle of his short, illustrious career (even more dangerous than the time he pulled Mr. Thomas's Pomeranian out of the Gotham Public Swimming Pool), Dick leaps into the bushes and emerges as... Robin, the Boy Wonder! 

Robin pummels the Skyline fans to a bloody pulp but their (older) leader gets away. The next day, the lead negotiator for the teachers receives a private call in his office, a very stressful call if the sweat on his forehead is to be believed, and the following evening he holds a press conference informing the public that talks between the city and the teachers have broken down. "What?!" screams Dick Grayson, "That means the teachers will go on strike!" Well, if we have to endure the lightweight solo adventures of Robin (which will rotate with the Batgirl back-up), at least the powers that be thought it a good idea to keep the same art team of Kane and Anderson. And to be fair, the plot of "Countdown to Chaos!" is not too bad, with a couple of interesting plot devices inserted to keep our interest. Who is the mystery rabble-rouser who escapes and does he have something to do with the mysterious phone call? Will Sandy drop her cold, hard demeanor long enough to plant one on Dick? To be continued...-Peter

Jack-At first I thought the torn costume was further evidence of the more vulnerable Batman we've been seeing since Frank Robbins took over as writer, but that turned out not to be the case. The Masquerader resembles the Red Skull, does he not? I like the fact that the Batman story is not filled with long captions and instead focuses on action and dialogue. I agree that the art is good, but I think Novick's cover is even better. The letters column has two interesting tidbits: first, the editor writes that Carmine Infantino lays out the cover of every DC comic, which is quite a feat, and second, Martin Pasko writes to ask that Mike Friedrich "quit trying to be 'cool' in the dialogue of his stories," something we've also complained about.

Novick

Batman #214

"Batman's Marriage Trap!"

Story by Frank Robbins

Art by Irv Novick & Joe Giella

The winner of the annual Gotham Queen of Beauty Awards gets to spend a night on the town with Batman! Crooks watching the pageant on TV are elated, since Batman's every move will be covered and they'll know where he is all evening. Robin announces that he plans to stay home and watch it all on TV, too! The crooks make the most of their opportunity and commit a record number of crimes without any opposition.

The boss, a guy named Strack, decides to set "Batman's Marriage Trap!" and use the women of Gotham City against the Dark Knight. He summons a sexy blonde named Cleo and sends her out as bait. Cleo visits a top ad agency and tells the top man that she represents W.E.B., which stands for Women to End BATchelorhood. Their goal is to force Batman, Gotham's most eligible bachelor, to marry, thus removing the one barrier to happy marriage in the city. She has a million dollars to spend on an ad campaign, so the admen start papering the city with fliers that say "Wanted! For Marriage" and feature a picture of Batman.

Women start flooding the streets, carrying signs and blocking the Batmobile's path. "Down With Singles!" "Batman Unfair to Gotham Gals!" Even Batgirl joins the picket line! What's a crime fighter to do? Batman and Robin get unexpected aid from Cleo, who creates a smokescreen with her sports car and blocks the women's path. Cleo plays hard to get, figuring that will intrigue the Caped Crusader. As Batman and Robin drive up to a robbery in progress, their car is swarmed with more women, who insist that Batman choose a bride. Suddenly, Cleo reappears, tossing ladies hither and yon until they run from her. Batman becomes more intrigued by the blonde savior.

Strack and his gang set a trap for Batman by making it look like someone has stolen Cleo's sports car. A fierce battle ensues between the Dynamic Duo and Strack's gang until Cleo joins in, having fallen for Batman in earnest. Batgirl makes a surprise appearance to keep Batman from being shot and reveals that she was trailing Cleo, who tearfully admits her crush on Batman before she is led off in handcuffs. In the end, Batgirl disguises herself as Cleo and helps Batman and Robin round up the gang boss. Our heroes drive off and see all of the picket signs discarded in a trash pile--they are relieved that women will no longer be throwing themselves at Batman.

I know Peter will mock me, but I enjoyed this silly story, which features an impressive cover by Novick and interior art that is as good as the cover. I liked seeing a guest appearance from Batgirl and I thought the whole plot was so over the top that it was fun.-Jack

Peter-"Batman's Marriage Trap!" simultaneously puts us on alert the Frank Robbins is running out of story ideas and that he really digs ripping his ideas from the headlines. Tired of burning their bras in front of Gotham City Hall, the town's feminists now protest... Batman's bachelorhood? You can tell pretty quickly which side of the line Frank Robbins stood on in 1969. This is just about the most offensive and lunk-headed Bat-script on this journey and barely missed my pick for Worst Bat-Story of the 1960s. What placed first? Stay tuned!

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Batman in the 1960s Issue 57: May/June 1969

  

The Caped Crusader in the 1960s
by Jack Seabrook
& Peter Enfantino

Novick

Detective Comics #387

"The Cry of Night is--'Sudden Death!'"

Story by Mike Friedrich

Art by Bob Brown & Joe Giella

"The Case of the Chemical Syndicate"

Story by Bill Finger

Art by Bob Kane

(Reprinted from Detective Comics #27, May 1939)

A noted atomic chemist has been murdered and his son found at the scene of the crime. Commissioner Gordon is convinced that the egghead's son, Mel Lambert, is the killer. The fact that Lambert can't keep from quoting Donovan lyrics and wears clothes any hippie in good standing would walk a mile from helps the Commish form his opinion. As far as he's concerned, young Lambert will fry in the electric chair while Gordo tees off at Gotham Resort. 

Luckily, cooler heads arrive in the form of Gotham's Guardian, Batman, and the Boy Wonder. The Dark Knight hears Gordon out, turns to Lambert for his side, then does some quick CSI work on the murder weapon. According to his keen eye and the World's Greatest Detective Brain™, Lambert is no more the killer than Gordon himself. The psychedelic scapegoat says "Sayonara, suckers!" and grabs a hunk of the highway while Bats and Robin head back to the Batcave.

There, Robin chastises his mentor for letting the rude, anarchistic beatnik loose and swears he's "our man" (this despite clear evidence that Dick Grayson can talk just as funny sometimes as Lambert). The boys head out to interview the dead man's colleagues. First up is Professor Crane, who doubles down on the theory that the younger Lambert is the killer and offers, as evidence, an argument the two Lamberts had in the lab just a few days before. Lambert Jr. was concerned that his old man's new invention would be used as a weapon by the warmongers running the U.S. military. Now, Crane demands protection. Bats promises around-the-clock surveillance and the Duo head out.

    

As they leave the building, shots ring out and they race back into Crane's lab, only to find the Egghead leaking blood from multiple gunshot wounds. A figure races for the window (one who looks a heck of a lot like a certain hippy suspect) and manages to get away. Meanwhile, across town, Professor Paul Rogers knocks at the door of his colleague, Professor Stryker, and is granted admittance. Once in, he is conked on the head by a mysterious hippie-looking figure in the shadows! When Rogers comes to, he's greeted by a gun barrel aimed right at his head and held by a mysterious, long-haired freak with a mask hiding half his face. Professor Stryker emerges from the shadows just as the Dynamic Duo burst through the weak front door.

Robin heads for "Lambert," berating him and his generation's music, lack of moral values, and ignorance of personal hygiene, while knocking him out. Batman pulls aside the mask to reveal... a complete stranger with really long hair and hippie clothes! Just then, Rogers hears an ominous sound behind him and turns to find Stryker holding the gun on him. Batman takes advantage of Stryker's ignorance of sneaky superheroes and delivers a left-handed karate chop to the villain's gun hand. Once apprehended, Stryker admits to having Lambert and Crane murdered by his employee, Paul Kantner, in order to claim all the credit for the team's super top-secret new invention. The next day, Robin realizes he can't judge a book by its cover and Mel Lambert muses that maybe Batman isn't such a drag after all. But doesn't he work for the man. A trip!

Right off the bat, I gotta say me and Detective Comics #387 go way back. I think I still have the original (now coverless) copy my seven-year-old self bought at Rexall's in Santa Clara, CA. I loved this funny book and must have read it fifty times that year. Now? Well, it's quite dated in a Mike Friedrich dialogue sort of way, yet it still races along at an entertaining clip and the graphics (if you squint just the right way) aren't all that bad, either. The idea was to update the very first Batman mystery (which appeared in Detective Comics #27 and appears as a backup in this issue) for the hep young cats of 1969. Only problem is, 98% of the target audience didn't wear love beads or smoke reefer. 

The plot doesn't make much sense, nor does bothering to dress the killer as a double for Lambert. To what end? If the guy does his job right, there are no witnesses. That half-mask is for us, the Blunderin' Boy Wonder, and the Commish, who inexplicably takes his leave of absence fairly early. It's a whodunnit with a whole lot of red herrings. Still, I'll take "The Cry of Night is--Sudden Death!" over most of the other late '60s 'tec strips. As for the (edited) reprinting of the original strip, I found it to be charming in a primitive way. Of course, I have to wonder if, even at this early date, Bob Kane actually drew this or had the kid who mowed his lawn whip it up.-Peter

Jack-That cover brings back memories, doesn't it? I saw the GCD comment that the backup story was redrawn, but when I compared the original to this version they looked the same to me, except for some lettering right at the start. It was a thrill for any young comics fan to be able to read the first Batman story, since reprints weren't widely available in 1969. As for the first story, I knew we were in trouble when Batman made reference to Janis Joplin. The art looks phoned in.

Novick

Batman #211

"Batman's Big Blow-Off!

Story by Frank Robbins

Art by Irv Novick & Joe Giella

A new, weekly Gotham City newspaper called It's Your Bag publishes a shocking story that claims the secret of identity of Batman is one of four people, including Bruce Wayne! The paper promises to identify which one is the Caped Crusader in next week's issue. In order to protect the other three innocent bystanders from becoming underworld targets, Bruce tells Dick Grayson that he'll announce his secret identity before the week is up. It might even be for the best since he won't have to hide anymore.

Two nights later, Batman pulls his mask off on TV to reveal himself to be the reclusive Howard Hayes, richest man in the world! Underworld figures agree to leave Batman alone till they can figure out how to handle the new situation, while Hayes jealously watches the adulation Batman receives. The world's richest man decides to eliminate Batman and take over his role, happily anticipating being the idol of everyone. Hayes spends a few days brushing up on his martial arts before being flown in his private jet to Gotham City, where he sets up a meeting at the airport with Batman.

Elon Musk in 1969

Hayes ambushes the Dark Knight and, after a fight, knocks him unconscious and loads him on the jet. Hayes parachutes out, dressed as Batman, and leaves the real Batman on the jet, which will run out of fuel in an hour and crash in the ocean. Fortunately, Robin and Alfred are following in the Bat-Copter and rescue Batman at the last minute. Batman returns to Gotham City and exposes Hayes as a fraud, leaving everyone to believe that his real secret identity remains unknown.

"Batman's Big Blow-Off!" is yet another story that revolves around the possibility of revealing Batman's secret identity. His decision to tell everyone that he's the richest man on Earth makes little sense and the decision by Hayes to kill Batman just so people will like him makes less. It seems like criminals are not having much trouble walloping Batman of late. Hayes trains with a martial arts master (a large, bald, Asian man who spouts the usual Frank Robbins Asian dialogue--"Aiee! Master Hayes--you too fast!") for a few days and is suddenly able to defeat Batman in a fight. I think the Caped Crusader may have been laying off the gym time and perhaps starting to resemble the flabby TV Batman.-Jack

Peter-Another Bat-Adventure that makes no sense whatsoever, the script for "Batman's Big Blow-Off!" is nothing short of stupid. How is it in character for Batman to debate (with Dick) the merits of the public knowing his alter ego ("After all, Dick, I don't get the accolades that Batman gets!")? I've never read such drivel. How is it in character for Batman to put someone else's life in danger by masquerading as Howard Hughes Hayes without even checking with the fellow billionaire first? I've never read such nonsense. Why does the editor of It's Your Bag look like he just stepped off the cover of Sgt. Pepper? I've never seen such faux-hippie silliness. Why would an otherwise-respectable reclusive billionaire (who craves privacy) decide to chuck it all and defeat the Batman because he's not getting enough attention? I've never... never mind, it's Frank Robbins.

Novick

The Brave and the Bold #83

"Punish Not My Evil Son"

Story by Bob Haney

Art by Neal Adams

Someone is stealing oil from the Zenith Oil Corp. and its board chairman, Bruce Wayne, promises to find out what's going on. That night, as Batman, he and Robin visit the refinery. Batman follows a suspicious character through a secret hatchway and is caught in an on-rushing torrent of oil that dumps him in the tank of a large vessel in the harbor. A crook brains Batman with a wrench and he falls into the water, where he is rescued by Robin in the Bat-Copter.

Back at Wayne Manor, a bratty teen named Lance Bruner is driving Alfred crazy. Bruce and Dick return to read a letter that says Lance was the son of Bruce Wayne's father's closest friend and, since Lance's father recently died in an accident, Lance is now Bruce's ward. In the days that follow, Batman continues to investigate the missing oil while Lance demonstrates that he's a creep by stealing cash from the house funds, painting graffiti on a policeman's motorcycle, and getting into a fender bender with one of Bruce's sports cars. Dick covers for Lance by pretending that he's responsible for the misdeeds. At a meeting of the Teen Titans, Robin tells the others about Lance and they all agree to "swing with him...like any regular teenagers" in hopes that this will help straighten him out.

They take the troubled teen to "a flipped-out, rock-and-rolling little den called 'The Glass Onion,'" but he doesn't dig the scene and proclaims it's "strictly from cubesville, baby!" Later that evening, Bruce receives a note saying that Lance has been kidnapped and demanding $50,000 for his return. Bruce promptly delivers a valise with $50K and Lance is back in no time. The next day, Kid Flash sees Lance heading into a bank and, that evening, Bruce confronts him about the $25K deposit he made. Lance claims it's a legacy from his father, but Bruce demands proof, while the Teen Titans argue about whether Lance can be trusted. A man from the state correctional department arrives to tell Bruce that Lance has a history of juvenile delinquency, but Lance blames his late father and begs Bruce to help him go straight.

Bruce agrees to give the lad a chance, while the Titans, listening through an air duct in the basement, argue about whether he deserves one. Lance seems to clean up his act and Batman returns to investigating the missing oil with help from the Teen Titans. While Batman and Robin are off fighting crime, Lance discovers the secret entrance to the Batcave and vows to make Bruce and Dick pay for humiliating him. The next day, the young criminal visits the private yacht of Grantland Stark, having correctly identified him as the man behind the missing oil. Lance demands $100K for the secret identities of the Dynamic Duo and gives him information that lets him capture the Bat-Submarine when it begins poking around the spot where the oil is being stored.

With help from the Teen Titans, Batman rounds up Stark and his goons, but not before Stark shoots Robin point blank. Batman holds the dying young hero and pulls off his mask to reveal that he's Lance, who took Robin's place to help out and try to make up for his misdeeds. Lance dies in Batman's arms and a bust of the young man is erected in his memory outside Wayne Manor.

A mighty quick turnaround for Lance, right? "Punish Not My Evil Son" is pretentious but, once again, the art by Neal Adams makes it more bearable than it should be. The Teen Titans don't play much of a role in the story, other than hanging out in the basement of Wayne Manor, taking Lance to a disco, and helping out in the final battle with crooks who shouldn't require so many super-heroes to be defeated. One question--why does an issue drawn by Neal Adams have a cover by Irv Novick?-Jack

Peter-I mentioned it last time out but I'll bring it up again: I haven't a clue who any of these Super-Tykes are! Wonder Doll!? Fersure! Bob Haney once again winks at his audience and lets them know he's a hep cat, reading White Album lyrics while relaxing with a glass of Boones Strawberry Hill and the latest Lawrence Welk on the tube. Haney's ding-dong-daddy-o dialogue is a stomach-churner ("Strictly from Cubesville, baby! And, frankly, I dig chicks with more zing too!"), but his script, for the most part, is a page-turner. That finale is a cop-out clunker though.

Novick

Detective Comics #388

"Public Luna-tic Number One!"
Story by John Broome

Art by Bob Brown & Joe Giella

"Surprise! This'll Kill You!"

Story by Frank Robbins

Art by Gil Kane & Murphy Anderson

A wave of crimes committed during the full moon signals the arrival of a new criminal, a villain the press has dubbed Public Luna-Tic Number One! But is there such a criminal? Batman and Robin suspect that their Number One Lunatic Rogue, the Joker, is behind this series of heists. As they are patrolling Gotham one night, they notice a light on in the Gotham Planetarium and investigate. Guess who's hauling away the building's expensive equipment? None other than the Clown Prince of Crime himself, the Joker. After stopping to congratulate each other for seeing through the "new menace" facade, the boys engage in some fisticuffs with the Joker's henchmen. Unfortunately, the Menace of Mirth makes his getaway and the Duo are left with empty hands.

The next day, Bruce Wayne (who seems to have time to be at every public ceremony in Gotham despite his long hours of crime fighting) is at the lab of Dr. Doomer (no, not the guy from Latveria) for a super-secret demonstration of the egghead's new invention. This is an important day for Doomer since the military brass are present and the previous 325 demonstrations all failed. "But this one, I just got a real good feeling about!," exclaims the mad scientist. Obviously, Wayne Enterprises is funding the loon's research, thus the presence of the millionaire playboy.

Doomer places his mysterious black box in front of his small audience and instructs them to (literally) fasten their seat belts. The professor mouths some arcane nonsense about Cthulhu Fhtagn and flips the switch. The four seated men are thrilled and amazed by... a lack of anything special. Nothing happens. Zip. Nada. The men in suits rise from their seats, grumble about wasted time, and head for Gotham Golf Resort, where the Commish awaits them at the first hole. The ever-patient Bruce Wayne approaches the small gizmo on the table and discovers a wire attached inside its chassis. Doomer suddenly shouts out, "This ain't my box!" as Bruce pulls the wire (obviously not worried about, y'know, booby traps and stuff), launching a never-ending stream of the Joker's laugh. "I'd recognize that laugh anywhere!," exclaims the World's Greatest Detective™! 

The next night, at Gotham Central Station, the Joker and his men use Doomer's machine to make the occupants of the building float. The security guards are as helpless as children; when they fire their weapons, the recoil sends them further upwards. Miles away, the Dynamic Duo receive the call and head for the station, where they once again engage in a life-threatening battle with the Joker's thugs, but this time gravity is working against them. The Joker is too clever for our heroes and the Duo are overpowered and knocked unconscious. 

When they awaken, they are understandably amazed to find themselves standing in the Sea of Tranquility on the moon. The hovering face of the Joker informs them that they have been transported and will become the moon's first fatalities. Further, the archenemy of justice reveals that the entire series of lunar-themed crimes were done to set the Joker up as the first villain on the moon. Of course, Batman sees right through the charade and instructs the Boy Wonder to follow him, no matter what. They head into the oncoming Dark Side of the Moon and enter the Joker's sound stage. They were never on the moon! A particularly peeved Batman and Robin wipe the faux lunar landscape with the bad guys, slap the cuffs on, and drop their burden off at police headquarters where, doubtless, the scoundrels will spend the night before being released in the morning for good behavior. The Dynamic Duo deliver the filched anti-gravity device back to Dr. Doomer and deliver some sage advice to the professor: "Give it a test run next time before inviting the brass for tea!"

I would proclaim "Public Luna-tic Number One!" just about the most inane adventure we've read on this journey, but then I suddenly remember a multitude of talking gorillas and inter-dimensional aliens and think better of the label. But, seriously, why would the Joker bother committing these crimes under the cloak of anonymity? And what's the grand design of stealing this incredible invention? Was the gizmo to play a part in a series of candy shop robberies, with the proprietors floating to the ceiling and therefore unable to stop the pilfering of their cash register? Why go to all the trouble of creating a sound stage that resembles the surface of the moon when you could just put a bullet into the brain of your number one adversary while he lies comatose on the station floor? It's the kind of camp, dopey plot the TV Joker would roll out. Maybe that's the point.

Bored, Barbara Gordon heads for the address given in a want ad searching for "a friendly red-haired girl to  share apartment rent-free..." When she gets there, the owner of the apartment answers the door dressed as Batgirl. What are the chances? Darlene Davison explains that she's an airline stewardess and has won a major award from her company. She's expected to attend a prestigious costume ball that evening but it coincides with her great granddad's birthday party. The old man is a priority, so she needs a doppelgänger to fill in at the ball. Momentarily forgetting that a stunt double could not possibly pass for the real thing when that double knows nothing about the real McCoy other than a name, Babs happily agrees.

Davison explains that an escort is on his way to pick up Batgirl and then heads out the door. Moments later, Batman comes knocking and, after realizing he's the most obvious date for Batgirl, Babs opens the door and is surprised when the faux hero pulls a gun and takes a shot at her. While tussling with "Batman," Babs susses out that Darlene is into some bad business, so she plays dead and then follows the costumed villain to the ball. There, she's amazed to find dupes of the Flash, Superman, and Green Lantern huddled together with the Bogus Bats. Eavesdropping, Babs overhears the quartet explain that Darlene is smuggling gems from foreign countries for an underworld organization. Obviously, the stewardess was setting Babs up to take a bullet. Our favorite heroine heads into battle with the four fiends but is quickly overcome and reaches for her utility bag, only to realize she's got Darlene's purse! To be continued!

Frank Robbins's script for "Surprise! This'll Kill You!" is, as usual, straight-up bonkers, and makes no sense. Let's forget the villainy aspect of Darlene's plot to fool her employees for one moment; how could Babs ever pull the wool over anyone's eyes at the ball if she knows nothing about Darlene? Can you imagine the Flash sidling up and whispering in Babs's ear, "How about another roll in the hay like last night, Darlene?!" As usual though, the words take a back seat to the art, which doesn't disappoint. The Kane/Anderson Batgirl could almost be labeled GGA if not for that little symbol on the cover. Check out the cheese tease when Darlene doffs her outfit and gives the eight-year-old target audience something to think about.-Peter

Jack-Detective #388 went on sale at the end of April 1969 and Apollo 11 landed on the moon less than three months later, so kids across America were primed for this story. Too bad John Broome's return as writer after some time off is a dud. At least Bob Brown draws the Joker better than Sheldon Moldoff ever did. This issue's letters column features missives from Tony Isabella and Don McGregor, who would soon show up as writers for Marvel. The Batgirl story is silly, sure, but who cares when you have the Kane/Anderson art to ogle? By the way, the cover price goes up to 15 cents with this issue, which includes the usual half-page explanation about inflation.

Novick & Giordano(?)

Batman #212

"Baffling Deaths of the Crime-Czar!"

Story by Frank Robbins

Art by Bob Brown & Joe Giella

Why aren't Bruce Wayne and Dick Grayson at a dinner honoring Dr. Jennings, an eminent research surgeon? It's because they're masquerading as waiters at a welcome home dinner being held for underworld kingpin, L'il Studs, and they are concerned that one of his colleagues wants to rub him out. Their suspicions are correct, since a crook named Quirk hired three assassins--the Silencer, the Dart, and Big Jolt--to wipe out Studs. Thinking all is well, Bruce leaves Dick in charge for a while and heads to the hospital, where he happens to see two orderlies entering a room they shouldn't.

One quick costume change later, Batman bursts in and interrupts the men, who are trying to steal radioactive isotopes! In what's becoming a worrisome pattern, they knock Batman out cold and lay him down on a table, where they plan to fry him with radiation from an x-ray scanner. Meanwhile, at the crooks' banquet, Dick interrupts Big Jolt as he booby-traps a cake. Dick knocks out Big Jolt but lets the cake be wheeled in, unaware that when it is cut it will send 20,000 volts up the arm of L'il Studs. Just as Batman escapes his predicament, L'il Studs cuts the cake and appears to get fried. At the same moment, the Silencer shoots him with a bullet and the Dart shoots him with guess what.

Batman's battle with the men in the radiology department caused the power at both dinners to go out for a short while, and Dr. Jennings explains that L'il Studs, his patient, died of natural causes! It seems that Jennings implanted a remote-controlled pacemaker to regulate his heartbeat, and when the power went out, it failed, and he had a massive heart attack. That means that he wasn't killed by a bullet, a dart, or 20,000 volts! When Quirk hears the news, he tells the three assassins that he won't pay them. Instead of getting mad, the trio decide to rub out Batman for ruining their plans. Batman quickly deduces that Quirk must have been behind the attempted hit and heads for the crook's home, unaware that the trio of hitmen have rigged a deadly trap. 

The Silencer, the Dart, and Big Jolt await the arrival of the Batmobile and Batman is shocked by an electrical current, but he and Robin manage to escape death by any of the three deadly weapons. They beat up the trio of assassins and prevent Quirk from being electrocuted--Batman wants him to stand trial for attempted murder.

"Baffling Deaths of the Crime-Czar!" is a bit confusing, a bit silly, and a bit fun. Novick is hardly in his serious artist mode here, especially in the way he draws Big Jolt, who resembles Jimmy Durante. I didn't understand how knocking out the power at the hospital also knocked out the power at the crooks' banquet, and it seems coincidental that Dr. Jennings and his patient would both be honored at dinners at the same time in different places. Still, the sheer nuttiness of Robbins's script and the jumping back and forth between locations made the story fun to read.-Jack

Peter-A few unintended bits of hilarity this time out to go with the usual inanity. Famous last words delivered by dish-drying Dick: "Don't worry, Batman, go to your other appointment. I'm on watch and nothing gets by me!" I'm sure we've heard those words before, just before the guano hits the fan. Even funnier: Dick not remembering that electrocution is Big Jolt's M.O. despite a "D'Oh!" moniker. Having these super-secret underworld assassins answer to their favorite weapon is genius. It's also a lot less stress for the scripter.

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