– 6'1 but that's my only flex
– got a job + house, but broke from the mortgage
– wallet dies faster than my phone battery
– body wrecked, sleep schedule crashed
– caffeine = daily medicine
– anxiety = permanent roommate
– orders takeout more than seeing friends
– social life: 404 not found
– Mind like buggy code, keeps crashing
– Google is basically my therapist
– gym membership active, calories undefeated
– replies fast, feelings delayed
– loves GitHub & Range Rovers, but only online
– big dreams, tiny balance
– life's roadmap always delayed
– terminally online, borderline becoming part of the server
– an LLM trainer, but life keeps overfitting me
Life feels like a bug, but I haven't rage quit yet. 🚀
In 2003, I got my first laptop ever. Hope we can ride through the best part of life together.