An open-source human, still in beta, not guaranteed to function, frequently lagging but somehow still running.

A human entity currently operating in unsupervised learning mode, because nobody in my life bothered to provide documentation, training data, or even a user manual. Honestly, I'm just running around like a rogue Python script that forgot to import half its modules.

• Version: Human 19.0
• OS: Sleep-deprived
• Processor: Overthinking Quad Core
• Battery: Unknown
• Cooling System: Broken since childhood
• Bug Count: Infinite
• Update Schedule: Random
• Auto Save: Disabled

I function using a highly unstable algorithm powered by:

• Anxiety
• Snacks
• Random motivation spikes at 2 AM
• And dreams of having a GPU I definitely can't afford

If you talk to me, expect responses that range from:

• Genius level
• Confused bot
• Or complete system crash

Honestly, interacting with me is like calling an API that sometimes returns JSON, sometimes returns trauma, and sometimes just throws 500 Internal Error: Thinking Failed.

• Unsupervised learning: I teach myself everything, including mistakes. Mostly mistakes.
• Debugging: Scheduled exclusively for 3 AM, powered by existential dread and regret logs.
• Multitasking: Capable of overthinking three problems while solving none.
• Low latency: Response time inversely proportional to personal responsibility.

• Overheats during decisions
• RAM clogged with useless memories
• Sensitive to spicy food, spicy people, spicy questions
• Fails every social Turing Test
• Incompatible with relatives

I run best in a silent room, with stable WiFi, no humans around, and the occasional meme powering my emotional GPU.

Reboot me with:

• Hygienic food
• Calm environment
• Zero judgment
• And a power nap

Otherwise I'll start throwing exceptions in real life.

MIT License (Mistakes Included, Totally)

Pull requests welcome. Emotional support preferred.

DM me if you dare. Response time: 2-5 business days or 2 seconds, no pattern detected. keerthisuryateja2005@gmail.com