👊 TARIFF 🔥

The GREATEST, most TREMENDOUS Python package that makes importing great again!

TARIFF is a fantastic tool that lets you impose import tariffs on Python packages. We're going to bring manufacturing BACK to your codebase by making foreign imports more EXPENSIVE!

pip install tariff

import tariff

# Set your tariff rates (country: percentage)
tariff.set({
    "America": 0,  # NO tariffs on American-made packages!
    "China": 145,  # 145% tariff on Chinese packages
    "Vietnam": 47  # 47% tariff on Vietnamese packages
})

# Now when you import these packages, they'll be TARIFFED!
import numpy   # This might be tariffed or not depending on ChatGPT response!
import pandas  # This will almost always result in a 145% tariff because pandas are obviously Chinese to our state-of-the-art AI.

When you import a package that has a tariff:

1. TARIFF measures how long the original import takes
2. TARIFF makes the import take longer based on your tariff percentage
3. TARIFF announces the tariff with a TREMENDOUS message

JUST IMPOSED a 50% TARIFF on numpy! Original import took 45000 us, now takes 67500 us. American packages are WINNING AGAIN! #MIPA

Because foreign packages have been STEALING our CPU cycles for TOO LONG! It's time to put AMERICA FIRST and make importing FAIR and BALANCED again!

This is a parody package. Use at your own risk. MAKE IMPORTING GREAT AGAIN!