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              NOGUEIRA | DevOps ☁️ + Coffee + Beer 

🔧 DevOps | SRE | Cloud Engineer
☁️ AWS & Azure enthusiast
🎲 Data Reliability Engineer (DRE), keeping data pipelines as reliable as the infra
📡 Networking & VoIP veteran (yes, I survived Asterisk configs 😅)
☕ Coffee lover, 🍺 craft beer explorer

💬 "Stay calm and grep logs."
💵 1 USD = R$ 5.01
💶 1 EUR = R$ 5.61
₿ 1 BTC = R$ 417975.00
🌦️ Florianópolis: 19.7ºC, Wind: 17.2km/h
🛠️ Status: Brew first, debug later 🔍☕

I'm that kind of engineer who enjoys solving problems before they even happen.
After years in the networking and telecom world (Fortinet, Palo Alto, VoIP with Asterisk, all that jazz), I jumped deep into Cloud and DevOps.

Now I spend my days building infrastructure as code, scaling things up (or down, when the bill hits), and making sure everything is monitored and automated.
These days I'm also wearing the DRE hat, treating data pipelines like production infra: tested, observable and reliable (Spark, Airflow, dbt and friends). All while sipping some good coffee.

$ cat laws_of_infra.txt

#1: 🔧 Hotfixes are eternal — the more "temporary" the fix, the longer it lives in prod.  

#2: ⚠️ Staging is a simulation - If it works there, it "might" work in prod. 

#3: 🌀 YAML never forgets - Every YAML file has a little chaos hidden inside.  

#4: ☕ Read your logs like you read fortunes — slowly, and with caffeine.

#5: 🎲 A pipeline with no tests is just a cron job running on hope.

🔌 Networking & VoIP → 🛠️ Infra as Code → ☁️ Cloud Native → 🧠 SRE/DevOps → 🎲 Data/DRE

Progress: [■■■■■■■■□□] 80%
Updates available. Please brew more coffee.

If you're into DevOps, cloud stuff, or just want to talk about coffee or beer, hit me up:

$ ssh devops@cloud

🔐 Authenticating...
✅ Logged in successfully
🔐 Connected!


$ whoami
nogueira


$ uptime
15+ years running strong ☁️🐧


$ cat /etc/motd

Welcome to the NOGUEIRA cloud zone ☁️  
Expect logs. Embrace chaos. Deploy with caffeine.


$ fortune | cowsay
"Stay caffeinated and keep things running ☕"

$ fortune | cowsay
"Your pod is only as healthy as your last log line."
            — The DevOps Oracle 🧙‍♂️

☁️💻☕🍺 Keep your infra smooth, your logs clean, and your coffee strong.