Showing posts with label Bees. Show all posts
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Monday, 16 September 2024

Snapshots Spillover: More Existential Questions...

As promised, here are some more big questions for you to ponder. First though, a couple of more generally existential tunes...

Sparks - The Existential Threat

Manic Street Preachers - Jackie Collins Existential Question Time

The biggest question that last one has to ask is, "Oh, mummy, what's a Sex Pistol?"

Here are some more direct questions about our very existence...

Kris Kristofferson - Why Me?

The Amazing Rhythm Aces - Why Can't I Be Satisfied?

Jail Weddings - How Am I Alive?

The Wipers - Is This Real?

Moonlight - Am I Really Here?

The Flaming Lips - Do You Realise? 

That's the one I want playing at my funeral.

Lord Huron - What Do It Mean?

Echo & The Bunnymen - What Are You Going To Do With Your Life?

The Bees - Who Cares What The Question Is?

There was only one song I could close with today - the one that makes me ponder the biggest questions of all, such as, "Well, how did I get here?", "Am I right, am I wrong?", "My God, what have I done?" and most importantly of all... why is there water at the bottom of the ocean?

Sunday, 4 September 2022

Snapshots #256: A Top Ten Chicken Songs


Ten clucking songs about chickens... or chicks, at least.

They all taste like chicken to me...


10. Head of the Family.


Charles Manson was the leader of the cult known as The Family.


9. Join arms with Charles and Sugar.


He links arms with Ray Charles and Sugar Ray.


8. When you go back in time forty years, head straight for the toy car catastrophe. 


Matchbox Cars have a disaster in the 80s... and you must make a beeline to it.


(Look, you come up with a clue for that tosh.)

7. Monthly confusion in the springtime.


April March - Chick Habit

6. Take Prozac for your Monobrow now! And find the answer within.


Take Prozac for your Monobrow now!


5. First lady of the Bread family.


Eve was the first lady. And, as discussed on Wednesday, the sitcom Bread, created by Carla Lane, featured the Boswell Family.


4. Protect the Queen!


Bees protect their queen.


One for RadMac listeners.

3. A small accomplishment.



2. The Wizard Who travelled from there to Brighton.


From The Who's Pinball Wizard...

From Soho down to Brighton
I must have played them all


Even after 31 years, I'm still not sure what I think about that. But I'm more forgiving now than I was in 1991.

1. Stomach pains.


If you're going to sing about a chicken, at least have the decency to do a proper chicken impression...

The Cramps - Chicken


Unless I chicken out, there'll be more of this nonsense next Saturday.


Sunday, 12 August 2018

Saturday Snapshots #45 - The Answers


I hope you had the time of your life playing Saturday Snapshots yesterday. And that none of you ended up a Basket Case...

A Saturday night powercut means I'm setting this to post via my phone so can't add my usual commentary congratulating the winners. Just hoping this will still post on Sunday morning as planned. I'll try to add comments later on Sunday but thanks for playing as always.

10. Je t'aime a tiny city full of serial killers.


Je t'aime is French for 'I love you'.

A tiny city full of serial killers would be a mini Ripper-town.

Minnie Riperton - Loving You

9. High ranking (southern) British martial artist and fishy western director request the pleasure of your company this evening.


The ranking system in many forms of martial arts is the Dan. Southern Britain would be England.

John Ford was a great director of Westerns. Coley is a fish.

Phew. Convoluted way to get to an undisputed easy listening classic.

England Dan & John Ford Coley - I'd Really Love To See You Tonight

8. My girl in Portugal is a honey.


"My girl" translated into Portuguese is "a minha menina".

Honey comes from bees.

The Bees - A Minha Menina

7. After a couple of weeks sightseeing, kick off your shoes and hit the sofa.


Explains itself.

The Tourists - So Good To Be Back Home Again

6. Half a gross of Cale hunting a red mermaid.


Half a gross is 72.

J.J. Cale.

The Hunt For Red October.

Mermaids swim.

JJ72 - October Swimmer

5. Bet you felt a proper one before that fall. Smooch one of your crimefighting ladies to help you feel better.


Pride goes before a fall.

If you're embarrassed, you might feel a proper Charley.

Charlie's Angels were crimefighters.

Charley Pride - Kiss An Angel Good Morning

4. Heroic cop loses his G-string across the channel.


Heroic is daring, minus a g = Darin. A cop is a Bobby.

Across the Channel is...

Bobby Darin - Beyond The Sea

3. Win a designer scullery!


A designer scullery would be a kitchen of distinction.

You win prizes.

Kitchens of Distinction - Prize

2. Take pride in your centrefolds with pierced bellybuttons.


Taking pride in yourself is self respect.

Centrefolds are often pierced through their bellybuttons by staples.

The Staple Singers - Respect Yourself

1. Part time docker and grainmaker has a laugh.


A docker is a stevedore. Part time would make him merely Steve.

A grainmaker would be a Miller.

Laughing is for Jokers.


Saturday Snapshots will be back next week. American Idiots and Geek Stink Breaths need not apply.

Monday, 5 March 2018

The Neverending Top Ten #1.1: Chicken Payback



After three days last week when both nursery and pre-school were closed due to the snow, and I was left to handle entertaining a hyperactive 4 year old while his mum tried to carry on working (from home) as normal... followed by a busy weekend that featured two kids' birthday parties and even more snow... we were all ready for the glorious return to normality that today would bring.

Until, late Sunday afternoon, we noticed the spots...

Chickenpox.

Meaning Sam can't be around other kids for at least another week... possibly two. And his already stressed-to-the-gills parents are both going to have to take more time off work to look after him while he recovers. You love 'em dearly, but sometimes it's hard, this parenting malarkey...




Friday, 6 January 2017

My Top Ten Better Days Songs


There's been a lot of doom and gloom and pessimism around these parts lately. So here's ten songs wishing us all better days in the future...

10. Madness - One Better Day

One of the less successful Madness singles, perhaps because it lacks a killer chorus. (Although that never stopped Squeeze's Up The Junction.)

9. Guy Clark - Better Days

One of my favourite discoveries of the last 12 months: Guy Clark. Even though we lost him last year, there's much more where this came from...
See the wings unfolding that weren't there just before
On a ray of sunshine she dances out the door
Out into the morning light where the sky is all ablaze
This looks like the first of better days
8. The Bees - (This Is For The) Better Days

Always good to hear a song that references Jack & The Beanstalk. (The curse of writing this blog is that I now want to go find another nine.)

The Bees are from The Isle of Wight and have to be called The Band of Bees in America because, presumably, there's already an American band of Bees.

7. George Jones & Tammy Wynette - I've Seen Better Days

Of course, this being a George Jones song, you can pretty much guarantee the better days are in the rear view mirror, disappearing into a blip at a hundred miles an hour. 


6. Public Image Ltd. - Home

I don't hold John Lydon in the same esteem that many of my blogging buddies do. Nothing against him, but I was a bit too young to appreciate punk at the time and by the time I did get to know him, he'd become something of a figure of fun. That said, I like that side of him, the buttery part which seems completely unashamed to make a tit of himself in the service of popular music, and Home is a great example of that. The only song in this list not to feature a "Better Day" in the title: but that phrase is all over the chorus. Plus, you get to see Sideshow Bob trash a house in the video, and that's always worth the price of admission.

5. Citizen King- Better Days (And The Bottom Drops Out)

One of the best things about writing this blog is when I trip over songs in my record collection that I'd forgotten all about. This is from 1999, and I might not have heard it for 18 years. Brings back some fun memories of my time in radio though...
One foot in the hole
One foot gettin' deeper crank it to eleven
Blow another speaker
And I ain't got, I ain't got much to lose

Cuz I've seen better days
Been the star of many plays
I've seen better days
And the bottom drops out
4. Ocean Colour Scene - Better Day

Ocean Colour Scene were the first band I ever saw live. (Yes, as with buying records, I was a VERY later starter when it came to live gigs!) They had a very retro sound which worked perfectly in the Britpop era but obviously couldn't last. Massively uplifting guitars and choruses: we could use some of that right now.

The thing about that retro sound is: that's what a lot of present day indie bands are missing, in my humble opinion. I picked up the debut album by The Blossoms the other day and there are some decent indie pop songs on there but they're so glossily produced, there's just no edge to them. It's like they've been created using CGI rather than real actors... like (SPOILER) in that new Star Wars flick everyone is raving about but me. And don't even start me on The 1975! As I get older, I realise I prefer new records that sound old... which I guess is the end of days for me ever being a hipster. Not that I ever was. At least we still have Jack White doing stuff the old way...

3. The Jayhawks - Better Days

One from the charity shop pile. The Jayhawks are a band I've been meaning to check out for awhile. This is from their 2001 album Smile, which I'm guessing is the one on which they filed off most of their folky, Americana edges and made a play for the mainstream. As a result, it's a bit bland in places, but there are some outstanding pop songs here too. Better Days (after a few listens) has a very powerful hook and some great harmonies. Further investigation required.

2. Bruce Springsteen - Better Days

Back in the early 90s, Bruce lost his mojo a little. I think it was that classic thing of being a bit too happy. Having gone through a turbulent divorce (resulting in the classic Tunnel of Love), he'd found the woman he needed, Patti Scialfa, and they settled down to make a life together. The world seemed bright and so he pottered about in the studio making two records about how happy he was, then released them both on the same day. This was an odd thing a couple of big name artists did in the 90s. Guns 'n' Roses did it too, although - controversially - I think Use Your Illusion Volumes 1 & 2 were far better records than Bruce's Lucky Town and Human Touch. The weird thing is, Bruce has spent his whole career choosing only the very best songs to make up classic albums, then leaving hundreds of still-great tracks to gather dust (or eventually be reissued in collections like Tracks and The Promise). The one time he did a Prince and released virtually everything he'd recorded that week, he really should have used the same restraint. There are enough strong tracks on Lucky Town and Human Touch to make one classic album... not two.

Still, it's good to see him so happy. The video makes that abundantly clear. Watch it, and maybe some of that early 90s optimism will rub off on you too. 

1. Billy Bragg - Tomorrow's Gonna Be A Better Day

Come on Billy, make us all feel better...
To the misanthropic misbegotten merchants of gloom
Who look into their crystal balls and prophesied our doom:
“Let the death knell chime, its the end of time”
Let the cynics put their blinkers on and toast our decline.
Don't become demoralized by scurrilous complaint,
Its a sure sign that the old world is terminally quaint.
And tomorrow’s gonna be a better day,
No matter what the siren voices say
Tomorrow’s gonna be a better day,
We’re going to make it that way.




Which one made your day a little better?


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