Monday, 3 October 2022
Celebrity Jukebox #39: Henry Miller
Monday, 8 August 2022
Celebrity Jukebox #19: Sean Penn
Sunday, 12 December 2021
Snapshots #219: A Top Ten Sarah / Sara Songs
I did look for a picture of Sarah Jessica Parker holding a camera. That would have been timely with the whole Sex & The City revival going on right now, Unfortunately I couldn't one. Also, SJP annoys the hell out of me. Unlike the divine Sarah Paulson, an actress who elevates any film or show she appears in.
So it's Ms. Paulson who introduces our Top Ten Sarah Songs. Take it away...
10. Oft welcomed, a comet flowed.
"Oft welcomed, a" and "a comet flowed" are both anagram...
9. Connected to celebrity's thigh.
The star's hip bone would be connected to the celebrity's thigh bone...
8. Headwear that can't be plaited.
You can't plait fog, can you?
7. Found in the lobby and nowhere else.
"lobby and" was an anagram...
6. Murder via heavenly bodies.
Sun kills moon! (That's Mr. Mark Kozelek there. Don't mess with him.)
Sun Kil Moon - Sarah Lawrence College Song
5. Maternal agony.
Anagram!
4. Jim Morrison claimed to be one.
He claimed to be a Lizard King. And the King of the Lizards was...
3. Hipster friend quits card game.
My hipster friend is Ben. If he quits a card game, he folds.
2. Axe murderess needs to eat more pies.
Lizzie Borden needs to put on a bit of weight.
(Strong stomachs or sick bags required for that video.)
1. Linked to the Church and the Quakers.
Tuesday, 16 June 2020
Hot 100 #4
There are indeed many great bands with 4 in their name... but there's only one Four Tops. My sister had a Four Tops greatest hits in her record collection when I was growing up and I played the grooves out of it. (I'm also thankful to her for having a similar Supremes compilation.)
As Billy put it...
Other band suggestions this week, starting with Rigid Digit...
The Fourmost - Hello Little Girl
Mega City Four - Who Cares?
Frankie Valli & The Four Seasons - The Night
4 Non Blondes - What's Up?
4 Skins - Chaos
Meanwhile, Charity Chic offered...
Gang of Four - Damaged Goods
Four Brothers - Rugare
And Swiss Adam gave us...
Four Tet - Two Thousand & Seventeen
(I think that was the winner 2013 posts ago. I may be wrong.)
And then there was...
The Bobby Fuller Four - I Fought The Law
Unit 4 Plus 2 - Concrete & Clay
(Possibly a Tom Robinson Rule breaker, possibly should have been here two weeks ago.)
The 4 of Us - Mary
The Four Freshmen - Shangri-La
The Choice Four - Come Down To Earth
The What Four - I'm Going To Destroy That Boy
The Fantastic Four - I Don't Wanna Live With You
The Ten Fours - All Night Boogie
Vega 4 - Life Is Beautiful
Plus a bunch more which I don't have the energy to type because I want to get onto the songs.
Charity Chic opened the bidding this week...
I'm getting in Four Horsemen by The Clash before Swiss Adam does.
Damn you CC, said Swiss Adam. That was my number one Four song.
Oh, yes, and then there is...
Radiohead - 4 Minute Warning
Thank you, Douglas. The way things are going, we'll be lucky if we get 4 minutes.
The Beach Boys - 4th of July (a stunning Dennis Wilson composition that was unreleased until 1993.)
You do wonder how tracks like that end up in a cupboard for so long.
X - 4th of July
I keep meaning to check out more X.
And a couple of more...
The New Pornographers - 3 or 4 (maybe next week?)
Neither, under the Tom Robinson Rule.
Grandaddy - Jed the 4th
Excellent.
Finally this week, it's Alyson - who still feels the need to apologise for her record collection.
As ever my library is from an alternate planet to most of the others here, so here goes...
Never apologise for your record collection... unless it's full of U2 and... erm... Beady Eye.
My favourite Take That member in his post TT incarnation -
Mark Owen - Four Minute Warning
I always thought Mark Owen seemed like the nicest one in Take That.
Brian Hyland - Four Little Heels (a not-so-golden oldie)
The jury's out on that one.
And as is my habit, I seem to have one that probably won't qualify as an EP, but still worth a mention.
Deacon Blue - Four Bacharach and David Songs
That, on the other hand, while unable to qualify, is still pure class.
Deacon Blue - I'll Never Fall In Love Again
OK, time to raid the archive... and it's worth pointing out that there's a heckuva lot of bad language in my record collection. For example...
Squeeze - Love's A Four Letter Word
Kim Wilde - Four Letter Word
Lukas Nelson - Four Letter Word
Echobelly - Four Letter Word
And then there's all this lot...
Drive-By Truckers - The Fourth Night of My Drinking
Whale ft. Bus 75 - Four Big Speakers
Cream - Four Until Late
Smog - Four Hearts In A Can
Johnny Cash - A Ceiling, Four Walls & A Floor
Low - Four Score
Counting Crows - Four Days
Counting Crows - 4 White Stallions
Loudon Wainwright III - Four Mirrors
Loudon Wainwright III - Four Is A Magic Number
Malcolm Middleton - Four Cigarettes
Starsailor - Four To The Floor
The Pogues - Four O'Clock In The Morning
The Rural Alberta Advantage - Four Night Rider
The Soundtrack Of Our Lives - Four Ages Pt. 2
Randy Newman - Four Eyes
Rhett Miller - Four Eyed Girl
Cute Is What We Aim For - The Fourth Drink Instinct
Margo Price - Four Years of Chances
Tom Waits - Tom Traubert's Blues (Four Sheets To The Wind In Copenhagen)
Twisted Sister - Four Barrel Heart Of Love
Admiral Fallow - Four Bulbs
Dr. Hook - Four Years Older Than Me
Jeffrey Lewis - Back When I Was 4
Gilbert O'Sullivan - Number 4
De La Soul - 4 More
Ride - OX4
Young Knives - Fit 4 U
The Veronica - 4Ever
The Broken Family Band - Dancing On The 4th Floor
Skint & Demoralised - Boro Kitchen 4am
Phew. (Keep telling yourself, Rol, there's only three or four more weeks to go.)
However, I'm afraid I'm going to be very predictable this week. (Although not so predictable that anybody guessed the song.)
Because, as Brian pointed out earlier, there are many fine songs about the 4th of July. As well as those mentioned above, there's also...
Tom Rapp - Fourth Day of July
Sufjan Stevens - Fourth of July
Dave Alvin - Fourth of July
And this, which Martin picked out, and it was definitely on my shortlist because it is glorious, and would have won most other weeks. (Don't give up though, Aimee, there's still chance for you to take the top spot.)
I remember Elvis Costello praising that, way back when, particularly for lyrics such as these...
However, as I said: predictable.
From his debut album, and quite different from the kind of music that would make him famous, but still deeply affecting, and with some truly glorious imagery.
Somewhere in that ancient mystic trinity, you'll get three... and that's next week's magic number.
Your suggestions welcome as always.
Tuesday, 18 February 2020
Hot 100 #20
Welcome back to the Hot 100. And please be upstanding for Brian...
I will count on seeing American power-pop band 20/20 as the art on the top of the next post in this series... preferably from their first single or their first album. Don't let me down, Rol!
Now, I have to admit I'd never heard of this lot before, but I knew Brian wouldn't let me down.
20/20 - Yellow Pills
Thank you, Brian. Because otherwise, I would surely have irked all the musos by choosing this image instead...
(To be fair, Jim in Dubai suggested this lot. He went with...
Matchbox 20 - How Far We've Come
...whereas I would have chosen...
Matchbox 20 - Unwell
Still. What do we know?)
Anyway, enough of that. This is going to be a long one, so let's just get straight to your suggestions, starting with Martin...
Elvis Costello - 20% Amnesia
Very good start.
The Steve Miller Band - Living in the 20th Century
80 weeks in, and you're an expert.
The Kinks - 20th Century Man
Elvis Presley - Twenty Days and Twenty Nights
Pet Shop Boys - Twenty-Something
Muddy Waters - 32-20 Blues
Rory Gallagher - 20:20 Vision
Chubby Checker - Twenty Miles
No barrel-scraping there at all, Martin. A fine selection.
Next up, The Swede, with some rather middle of the road suggestions this week... and by that, I mean I've heard of most of them.
T-Rex - 20th Century Baby
Father John Misty - In Twenty Years Or So
Magazine - Twenty Years Ago
Sneaker Pimps - Ten To Twenty
Menomena - Twenty Cell Revolt
And then, just when he was starting to lose me...
Hang on...what about Eddie Cochran's 'Twenty Flight Rock'?
Excellent choice. Has featured on this blog before, but I can't remember where.
Over to Lynchie...
Dan Hicks & His Hot Licks - 20/20 Vision
Never heard that before, but I approve.
Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young - 4 + 20
And I love those early CSNY tracks.
Barenaked Ladies – 20/20 Hindsight
Erykah Badu - 20 Feet Tall
Can't say no to any of those, Lynchie.
And now, let's welcome Alyson back to the Countdown...
It's not for everyone, in fact most of you will feel quite ill if you listen to it, but several people recorded the song Twenty Tiny Fingers back in the day - Alma Cogan, The Stargazers and the Coronets.
Here's the thing, Alyson... nothing is for everyone, and the stuff that is (or is supposed to be) is usually rubbish. I liked all those, but I think I preferred the version by The Stargazers.
Status Quo had a song called Twenty Wild Horses (one for Jez)...
...and Placebo had one called Twenty Years.
There we go, Alyson is suggesting Placebo songs. I feel like my work here is done. All genre barriers have been broken down.
Next up, it's over to Dubai. Here's Jim...
Edwyn Collins - 20 Years Too Late
The Undertones - Top Twenty
The Phenomenal Hand Clap Band - 15-20
That's new to me. Cool.
George Benson - 20/20 Vision
(I was waiting for someone to suggest that - surely the most obvious of the 20/20 songs?)
Thermometers - 20th Century Girl
Time for Rigid Digit...
The Vaccines - 20/20
Joss Stone - 4 And 20
Kenny Rogers - 20 Years Ago
Can I just interrupt here to throw this in...
Montgomery Gentry - 20 Years Ago
Thank you. Back to Rigid Digit's suggestions...
Regina Spektor - 20 Years of Snow
Rufus Wainwright - Sonnet 20
By this point, I'm starting to wonder if some of you have just made a list of artists who are frequently featured on this blog and then gone looking for appropriately numbered songs. Oh, wait, here's someone who has blatantly done just that. It's Douglas McLaren...
So the consensus above seems to put T-Rex in as front-runners and obvious favourites. And I admit I too, had I not been late to the game, would have suggested the same, with perhaps Elvis Costello as an outside chance and Pet Shop Boys as a dark horse.
T-Rex? Has someone suggested a T-Rex song? Not that one The Swede mentioned, surely? Sorry, Douglas, I interrupted your monologue...
But as I am late to the game, I am going to put forward not just another choice, but one which I am sure you will see has the power of research, reason, and persuasive logic behind it.
For starters, I have observed a long running tendency for our esteemed blogger to shy away from obvious front runners to surprise with some surprise underdogs. Consider, for example, a couple weeks ago when all were putting heavy money on Gene Pitney for #24, and up came Half Man Half Biscuit. I argue that T-Rex supporters going all in for a dead cert face possible extinction if there is a meteoric rise of some new kid on the Cretaceous block.
So who might that be? If you were thinking Elvis, the King (and who better than a King to dethrone the Tyrant-Lizard?) you are wrong. I have just the candidate for you: George Jones. Before you scoff, consider this:
Research shows that George has been undergoing a slow and steady upsurge in popularity within the pages of this fine blog. The "Search" box at the top reveals that his first appearance ever here was as an 8th place finish on April 15th, 2013, with "The World Worst Loser", in a Top Ten about "Losers". Before you chortle indeed and mutter something about the title being prophetic, or get off a wry comment that losing in a contest of Losers doesn't really make you a winner, wait for what comes next.
George had a comeback the following year by teaming up with Tammy Wynette, always a wise strategy. That time, on January 6th, 2014, it was a 7th place finish with "I've Seen Better"...marginal improvement, you say? Well, improvement nonetheless and it gave him the confidence to try again, and this time, with all in for a placing.
It took him a few years (his age slowing him, I suppose) but it was worth it; on April 19th, 2018, it was "The Race Is On" (ironically in a Top Ten about Horse Racing) that landed him in the Winner's Circle with a strong 2nd Place showing in a Top Ten appropriately about the races.
And that was it. George could smell victory, and there was no stopping him. He spent the next year in training, eating nothing but Wheaties and working out like a man half his age. It was Stallone in Rocky XIII (am I up to date???) all over again.
Avid readers will know that the payoff came just last week. And this would be big...not just some local, "best of show" Top Ten victory. George had his sights set higher. He wanted a win in one of the big time circuits, and he had his hopes pinned on a Saturday Snapshots #1 placing, and, miracle of miracles, just a few days ago, he came through with "He Stopped Loving Her Today". You saw it with your own eyes.
But having tasted victory, George now wants more. What, he asked himself, would be better that a Saturday Snapshot win? What giddy heights could he aspire to now with a fairy tale finish to his Cinderella story in these hallowed pages? It took some thought, but then...by George, he had it!
He would take the first spot in the final 20 countdown of the Hot 100. Let the younger kids have the final weeks (by Gad, he hoped it would not be U2 with "One"!). But he would show there was life in the old boy by having #20 all to himself. It had to be. He was made for this. He shuffled through his back catalogue, his memory stirred by a half-forgotten title. He rummaged for a few moments, past the big shiny hits, under the sleeper successes, and yes, there it was!
And out he pulled...
George Jones - I've Aged Twenty Years in Five
Take that, T-Rex.
(mike drops)
Wow. What can I say, Douglas, except that if you've spent such a (scarily) long amount of time researching this blog, there's one thing you must know for sure... Bono doesn't stand a chance.
OK, before we get on to the rather obvious winner, I have a confession to make. There were so many 20 songs in my collection (many of them mentioned above, many not), I didn't even have time to listen to them, let alone link to them. Here are the edited highlights...
Sun Kil Moon & Jesu - Twenty Something
I'm starting with that one because I have featured it here before as a Mid-Life Crisis Song. In that post I mentioned how Mark Kozelek wrote the song about Johnny Saint-Lethal, the lead singer of a little-known American guitar band called The Show. And do you know what, JSL actually left a comment in return... although for some reason, that has disappeared from the blog. Fortunately, I have it saved in my inbox, so here's what he said:
"I took Mark's writing the song about my book and I as a stunning nod. I think, however, if you had read the collection (as Mark actually did... please see "1983 MTV Era Music...") you would see the honesty in which it was written. Not at all a know-it-all. Quite the contrary. If you can find a copy (there's only 1100), you might enjoy it and view me differently. I speak to you from the "grave" though. I put JSL to death a couple years ago. RIP. Next chapter. Be well. Bless you all."
Thank you for that, Johnny, and I wish you well. I'm genuinely sorry if it seemed like I was judging you though - the post was meant to be more of a judgement of miserable, middle-aged gits like Kozelek and myself and how we secretly miss being 20-something and are jealous of anyone who still is.
I think.
Anyway, back to a few more selected 20 Songs from my hard-drive...
Simple Kid - The Twentysomething
Spector - Twenty Nothing
Travis - 20
Supergrass - 20ft Halo
The Waltones - Special 20
Bob Seger - 20 Years From Now
Death Cab For Cutie - 20th Century Towers
Low - $20
Manic Street Preachers - Teenage 20/20
The Shirelles - 20th Century Rock n Roll
Lowell George - 20 Million Things
The Civil Wars - 20 Years
Pandora's Box - Twentieth Century Fox
OK. I think I can safely say you've all stopped reading now.
So what is this week's winner?
Well, if I were to go with the non-obvious choice, it would this...
Amy Rigby - 20 Questions
...because Amy Rigby is great.
However, sometimes you just can't deny the inevitable.
And so we have to give this week's prize to Charity Chic as he was first to suggest it.
Some guitar riffs are so powerful, they blow everything else off the field...
Of course, this does mean that CC has now won two weeks in a row. Can he make it a hat-trick? I mean, next week is 19. Shall we just skip that and call it too easy a win?
Or will we all be surprised by a rank outsider?
To be honest, I haven't even started looking yet. So feel free to surprise me...
UPDATE: NO 19 SONGS WILL BE ALLOWED WHERE THE 19 IS PART OF A DATE IN THE 20TH CENTURY.
Thursday, 21 November 2019
2019 Contenders: The Power Of Love
There's always some debate whenever I mention my love for Huey Lewis & The News. Sometimes I think I'll start Huey Fridays and devote one day a week to extolling the virtues (non-ironically) of this most fun and life-affirming band. But I suspect I'd be pissing in the wind, and it'd just give Martin another excuse to drag out that American Psycho clip... to which I can at least respond with this these days, because it always gives me a chuckle.
But that's not why I'm here today. No.
I haven't even had time to write about the latest Sun Kil Moon album yet, when here comes another delicious offering from the too, too prolific Mark Kozelek, another artist who polarises opinion, just like Huey... though for quite different reasons.
This time Kozzer's teamed up with singer/violinist/female Bobby McFerrin impersonator Petra Haden. Perhaps her sweet-yet-slightly-oddball musicality has rubbed off on old grumpy guts as he's actually remembered to sing a couple of times on this record (as well as more of the usual mumbled diatribes... one 19 minute track on this album is called 1983 Era MTV Music is The Soundtrack To Outcasts Being Bullied By Jocks... which will keep me happy for a while, anyway).
This... this is beautiful though. One of the best songs of the 80s (shut up, you're wrong) given an entirely new spin by a misanthrope and an angel. Listen without prejudice...
If you want more Petra Haden, I recommend her versions of...
God Only Knows
The Boys Of Summer
And Bernard Herrmann's theme tune to Psycho.
Monday, 18 March 2019
Monday's Long Song: This Is My First Day And I'm Indian And I Work At A Gas Station
I could basically put a Mark Kozelek song here every Monday until the end of the year and it would fit the bill... he's not known for his brevity, certainly not in recent years.
It's been a weekend and I haven't the energy to write much more than you'll either love this (maybe 5% of you) or hate it (everybody else). And Mark Kozelek knows that too...
Thursday, 25 October 2018
My Top Ten Infamous Murderer Songs
Pretty gruesome subject matter this week... but real life murderers have often inspired some fine pop songs as their legacy. Rap and metal are full of tributes to serial killers and mass murderers, but here's ten more mainstream tunes inspired by macabre murderers...
10. Sun Kil Moon - Richard Ramirez Died Today Of Natural Causes
It should come as no surprise to anyone that Mark Kozelek is obsessed with true crime stories. Later, in the song Stranger Than Paradise, he even checks into a hotel where Richard Ramirez stays and starts creeping around like a shoddy detective.
9. Elliot Smith - Son of Sam
David Berkowitz shot a number of people in New York City, 1977, taunting the police with letters while he did it. Some believe he was also the inspiration for Psycho Killer by The Talking Heads, though apparently David Byrne has denied this.
See also Diddy Doo Wop (I Hear The Voices) by Hall & Oates. No, really.
8. Sufjan Stevens - John Wayne Gacy Jr.
The sweetest song about a serial killer you'll ever hear. The very definition of "haunting".
7. The Indelicates featuring Jim Bob - McVeigh
Timothy McVeigh killed 168 people in the 1995 Oklahoma City Bombing, in direct reprisal to the goverment for the way they handled The Waco Siege two years earlier. All of which is retold in blistering satirical fashion in the Indelicates' 2011 musical David Koresh Superstar, featuring guest contributions from (among others) Carter USM singer Jim Bob.
6. The Adverts - Gary Gilmore's Eyes
Imagine you woke up in hospital after a transplant operation to find out you'd been given the eyes of a murderer...
5. The Rolling Stones - Midnight Rambler
Albert DeSalvo, The Boston Strangler gets the full Stones treatment here...
4. Luke Haines - Leeds United
Peter Sutcliffe, The Yorkshire Ripper. Another ghost who haunted my childhood.
3. The Boomtown Rats - I Don't Like Mondays
Brenda Spencer. Killed two people and injured 9 more at the Grover Cleveland Elementary School shooting in January 1979. When a reporter asked her why she did it, she replied, "I don't like Mondays. This livens up the day."
2. Bruce Springsteen - Nebraska
Charles Starkweather and his girlfriend Caril Ann Fugate inspired the movies Kalifornia and Natural Born Killers. They also led to one of Bruce's darkest moments...
1. The Smiths - Suffer Little Children
Myra Hindley & Ian Brady. Where I come from, just a stone's throw from Saddleworth Moor, their crimes will never be forgotten. They had a pretty big impact on Morrissey too... but at least he cheers himself up with the idea that the ghosts of their victims will haunt the Moors Murderers forever.
The world would definitely have been a better place without the evil, loathsome individuals described above. But would it have been a better place without these ten tunes? When life gives us lemons, the least we can do is try to make some lemonade...
Monday, 18 December 2017
My Top Ten Albums of 2017 #5
Three albums for the price of one today, from the most prolific man in music... Mark Kozelek.
5. Sun Kil Moon - Common as Light and Love Are Red Valleys of Blood
More neurotic, sarcastic, confrontational - yet weirdly touching - stream-of-consciousness ramblings via synths, guitar, beats* and jazz**.
(*Particularly on the second album; **particularly on the third.)
5. Jesu & Sun Kil Moon - 30 Seconds to the Decline of Planet Earth
Diary / travelogue / rap / stand-up / confessional or bizarre fringe podcast? The garrulous barfly you don't mind listening to.
5. Mark Kozelek with Ben Boye & Jim White
Breaking boundaries and forcing the question: "Is this music?" It's an acquired taste that soon becomes addictive.***
(***For me, at least. Your mileage may vary.)
More here. And here.
Next: nobody likes him, everybody hates him, but he's never going to eat worms.