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Sunday, 24 December 2023

Snapshots #324: A Top Ten Reindeer Songs

Happy Christmas Eve!

Here are some Reindeer Songs...


10. Truck that took the late James Broad's indie power-pop band to gigs.

The late James Broad was the lead singer of the excellent Silver Sun, responsible for the loudest gig I ever attended. These guys though are the...

Silversun Pickups - Dots and Dashes (Enough Already)

And that's as close as I could get to a song about Dasher.

9. If we have a White Christmas, these ladies will have no problem getting around.

Sister Sledge - He's The Greatest Dancer

8. Go ahead, punk, make my day by giving me something that is helpful or beneficial.

Clint Eastwood said "Go ahead, punk..." Something that is helpful or beneficial is a boon.

The Clint Boon Experience - Comet Theme No. 1

7. Someone's sneaking round the corner. Could it be Mack...?

The Knife - Christmas Reindeer

6. Befuddled by Fat Hell.

"Fat Hell" is an anagram. That's Brix Smith fronting, not Mark E. As she does on this tune...

The Fall - Vixen 

5. A body of representatives.

The Delegation - Dance, Prance, Boogie

And that's as close as I could get to Prancer.

4. Award winning lady meets man of ash.

She won an Emmy. He's in Ash.

Emmy The Great & Tim Wheeler - Jesus The Reindeer

3. He made OK cameos.

Anagram!

Sam Cooke - Cupid

2. Hard to make out who it is.

Badly Drawn Boy - Donna & Blitzen

1. All these guys (and plenty more).


Clockwise from top right...





Don't forget to leave a carrot out for the reindeer tonight.


Friday, 25 December 2020

Top Ten Christmas Songs 2020

 


By the time December 25th rolls around, you're probably sick of hearing the same old Christmas songs played over and over again on the radio... maybe even Fairytale of New York. 

So here are ten alternatives to brighten your Christmas morning. Not that I'd usually expect anybody to be wasting their Christmas Day reading this nonsense, but maybe in Christmas lockdown you'll find the odd five minutes...


10. eagleowl - Let's Save Christmas (The Ballad of Nakatomi Plaza)

Is Die Hard the greatest Christmas movie? No, that's It's A Wonderful Life. Die Hard is just the second greatest Christmas movie. This, however, is indisputably the best Christmas song about Die Hard...

Yippee-kay-yay
Lets save Christmas day


Just hilarious. I love Billy.

Daddy's down at the pub
Full of Christmas cheer
Probably won't come home till next year


Repent sinners!
This pagan holiday full of tree worship and fairy lights is an affront to Jehova!
The candy cane is Satan's walking stick!
Merry Christmas from the Handsome Family!


Sam's favourite Christmas song. Listen and you'll see why.


Does the snow that falls on Leith
Also fall on Pollockshields?

There's a question for our Scottish friends to ponder on over Christmas...


Another of Sam's favourites. (And mine.)


Christmas wishes to all the kitties in the world - Colin brings you love, and lots of tuna juice.


Well, obviously.

 Great song. Least festive video ever recorded.


From one of the best Christmas albums of the 21st Century. Every track's a classic. 

1. The Black Arts - Christmas Number One

What do you get when you combine Black Box Recorder with Art Brut? A perfect recreation of the golden age of Christmas pop songs. A 70s glam stomper... with a sly postmodern cynicism.

We threw in some sleigh bells and some other festive stuff
A video with artificial snow, like the devil's own dandruff
 


Happy Christmas, everyone. Let's make the most of it. Remember what Bruce keeps telling me, to get me through the year...

Someday we'll look back on this
And it will all seem funny...

Wednesday, 19 December 2012

My Top Ten Christmas Animal Songs


Christmas isn't just for human people. It's for our furry and feathered friends too. As this youtube video proves.

Here's Ten of my favourite animalistic Christmas offerings...



10. Bjork - The Christmas Cat

The lyrics are in Icelandic, so I have to believe what I read on the internet that this is a song about a legendary moggy that eats badly dressed children over the festive period. Which sounds like an excellent idea to me.

9. Michael Jackson - Rockin' Robin

I'm not linking to the original, I'd much rather you went and listened to this... Rockin' Robin meets Teen Spirit. Class.

8. Presidents of the United States of America - Christmas Piglet

Pretty much gets in on the title alone. Which is a good job, 'cos the song ain't brilliant.

7. Badly Drawn Boy - Donna & Blitzen

Damon Gough's tribute to the world's second and third most famous reindeer.

6. Emmy the Great & Tim Wheeler - Jesus The Reindeer

Meanwhile, Emmy & Tim find a few new reindeer to join Santa's herd...
Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet...

Aries, Chancer, Joey, Chandler... Sancho Panzer, Sarah Palin...

Jesus!

5. Alien Sex Fiend - Stuff The Turkey

This record begins with a spoof Bernard Matthews "Bootiful". And if that's not enough...
Let's make this Christmas
One to remember
Let's stay drunk
From January till December.
Let's face it... there's only one better record about turkey... but it's the kind you have on Boxing Day...

4. John Lennon - Cold Turkey

Not listened to this in years. Forgotten how good it was.

3. Eels - Christmas Is Going To The Dogs

We'd rather have chew toys than yule logs

2. Colin Clary - Meow Meow

Can't find this anywhere online to play you, but believe me - if you're a cat lover, it's unbeatable.

Merry Christmas to all the kitties in this town!
I wish you love and lots of tuna juice...

1. The Crystals - Rudolf The Red-Nosed Reindeer

Inevitable as leftover turkey.



Remember - these songs are for life, not just Christmas. Which one are you taking home from the pound?


Wednesday, 28 November 2012

My Top Ten Zombie Songs


My dad had a visit the other day from a BBC location scout wanting to film a zombie TV series in his barn. He told 'em where to go. With his shotgun. He hates TV people worse than he hates zombies. Besides, as I said to him afterwards, like we need another whole series of a TV show devoted to zombies in a barn...

From The Walking Dead to World War Z, you can't go anywhere without bumping into a zombie these days. The living dead have gone mainstream... and the music industry's full of them too!

Special mention to Rob Zombie, Zombie Zombie and, of course, The Zombies.


10. David Bowie - Dead Man Walking

Late period Bowie. Trying too hard to be cutting edge and dance. Video scarily reminiscent of Dave's old mate Mr. Lynch. Still, always worth a listen.

9. Tom Petty - Zombie Zoo

Kids these days, eh, Tom? What do they look like?
Cute little dropout how come you pack a rod
Is your mother in a clinic? has your father got no job?
Sometimes you're so impulsive
You shaved off all your hair
You look like Boris Karloff and you don't even care


Read more: http://www.kovideo.net/zombie-zoo-lyrics-tom-petty-761366.html#ixzz2DGkufU1x

Cute little dropout how come you pack a rod
Is your mother in a clinic? has your father got no job?
Sometimes you're so impulsive
You shaved off all your hair
You look like Boris Karloff and you don't even care


Read more: http://www.kovideo.net/zombie-zoo-lyrics-tom-petty-761366.html#ixzz2DGkufU1x
Cute little dropout how come you pack a rod
Is your mother in a clinic? has your father got no job?
Sometimes you're so impulsive
You shaved off all your hair
You look like Boris Karloff and you don't even care


Read more: http://www.kovideo.net/zombie-zoo-lyrics-tom-petty-761366.html#ixzz2DGkufU1x
8. Magnetic Fields - Zombie Boy

Discordant and disturbing, like the best low budget zombie shockers.

You seem to have died
of some form of the pox
They left you inside
your tiny black box

I heard when you cried
and I answered your knocks
Let's make you a bride
with another two cocks
He's referring to the voodoo tradition of sacrificing chickens to bring back the dead. Honest.

7. Suede - The Living Dead

The living dead in question is a drug addict acrobat, lamented by his wife. Or maybe it's all a metaphor. FOR ZOMBIES!

6. Roky Erikson - I Walked With A Zombie

When you start your musical career in a 13th Floor Elevator before being committed to a psychiatric facility for ECT treatment, it should come as no surprise when you end up walking with a zombie.

5. Sufjan Stevens - They Are Night Zombies!! They Are Neighbors!! They Have Come Back from the Dead!! Ahh!!!

Sufjan Stevens' songs rarely live up to their titles. But with a title like that - what could?

4. Michael Jackson - Thriller

OK, so there's not just zombies after your blood in Jacko's defining moment, but they're part of the crowd. And where else will you find the undead dancing?

3. Emmy The Great & Tim Wheeler - Zombie Christmas

Zombies and Christmas go together like mistletoe and the whine from a shredded, undead throat. But Tim and Emmy make them gel in this track from their excellent festive collaboration of last year, This Is Christmas.

And they're not the only ones to find a link... see also: MXPX - Christmas Night of Zombies.

2. Adam Ant - Cool Zombie

Adam Ant is back with his first single in 17 years... and bloody hell, it's a belter! New album out in 2013.

1. The Cranberries - Zombie

No prizes for guessing our Number One, though its message is a little more serious than the rest of the songs on this chart.




Those were my favourite zombie songs. Which one gets you going "Grr!! Arrghh!!" ?

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