Showing posts with label sarcasm. Show all posts
Showing posts with label sarcasm. Show all posts

14.12.20

Cookies of the undesirable kind

 

I’m getting diabetes from all the cookies on my PC.

– Iself (© 2020)

Every Joe Goggle Blow wants to sick the saccharine crap onto your computer to give you that oh so enhanced user experience. User experience my ass – they just want to track you so they can send their advertising experience after you.

13.10.17

Poetic bullshit paraphrased

I desire,
Occasionally, some backtalk
From the mute sky,
– Sylvia Plath (from Collected Poems; “Black Rook in Rainy Weather”)

So what’s the goddamn sky supposed to do about the dim-witted desires of a pretentious poet?