Truth or Consequences

NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Well, I told you about the... the brains. I told you about the guts, I told you about the muscle, the scientist, the politician, the leader, I told you about every member of the team, except myself. The part I play.

Saleem Ulman: Which is?

NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: I'm the wild card. I'm the guy who looks at the reality in front of him and refuses to accept it. Like right now I should be terrified, right? But I'm not. Because I just can't stop thinking about the movie "True Lies." You know where Arnie's strapped to the chair, shot full of truth serum? Picks his cuffs, and kills everybody? You have 30 seconds to live, Saleem.

Saleem Ulman: [chuckles] No, you're still bound. You're lying.

NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: I can't lie. And I didn't say I was going to be the one to kill you. Remember when I told you my boss was a sniper?

[a bullet flies through window and kills Saleem. Hundreds of yards away, Gibbs looks up from the sights of his rifle]

NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: [over radio] Go.