Read this in a magazine and just had to share...
(copied entirely) Viewpoint: Drinking vs drudgery "People are always trying to convince us to drink less. Think of the children, they say. Think of the liver. The money. The embarrassment of walking into stationary objects. Yet even as broken blood vessels riddle the cheeks of the nation, on we drink. Until now. In breakthrough research, Deakin University has made a horrifying discovery: drinking cuts into housework time. Yes, I know, it's one of those razor-sharp truths that will pierce the heart of the stoutest imbibers of stout. Think of all the cleaning time you've been missing out on. Next time you head to the pub for a post-footy beer, remember: you could be home doing the dishes." Tory Shepherd, The Punch This made me laugh quite a lot!