T is for Dobbin-burgers

Sorry but I couldn't resist it!

To any Tesco's supermarket executives who may be directed here;

It's HUMOUR! It was bound to happen and it might make you check the sourcing of your 'product' a little more efficaciously!

Another one....

This is going to run and run unless it ends-up in a pre-cooked stew! These came out of a conversation we were having at lunch today (yesterday!), other gems included changing the small-print on the nutrition panels to read;

• May contain traces of more than one species
• Meat product of the European motorway network
• ...Aspartame, Monosodium Glutamate (MSG), Binding Agent (crin de cheval)....

and products such as...

• Red Rumble - A 'mixed' meat pizza
• Lassy-sagne - an honest lasagne