MORE ABOUT THE PRECIOUS TALES OF CHILDHOOD INNOCENCE
Showing posts with label pitches. Show all posts
Showing posts with label pitches. Show all posts
Friday, January 20, 2012
Tuesday, September 06, 2011
Who wants to see THE HE HOG MOVIE?
Here is my totally mainstream family oriented kid's movie idea. G rated. I just pitched it again and everyone laughed like crazy but then worried that it's too edgy, which it's not. We live in a strange world where no one in business seems to want to make money.
This is the brain that almost wrecked a planet. It is packed with dangerous ideas. Moles grow on the brain in front of our very eyes. They devour the brain impulses causing the scalp to tingle with a burning urgency too intense for our puny imaginations to contemplate. The brain must constantly feed the moles with fantastic ideas that tamper with God's laws. The brain longs for peace and respite from the gnawing voracious moles that demand ever more frightening ideas. The more awful the ideas, the more delicious they taste.
This is Professor Mole, hapless human host of the itching pulsating brain.
The Professor is quiveringly deranged but not technically evil. He just has a burning brain that must needs tamper with God's laws. The brain wishes it could survive without its primitive and morally infused host. But the brain cannot live without the precious blood supply pumped into it by the generous professor's empathic heart and so for the moment must put up with his restraining ethical principles. The brain needs a willing ally in order to follow through on any of its shocking innovations.
Professor Mole is dedicated to benefitting society through the advance of science. He himself though is so hideous that he is shunned by the very society he longs to benefit and must conduct his awesome experiments in a hidden basement laboratory. The basement is putrid with dank mold and segmented creeping things of a lower order. Professor Mole has an unusual fascination for segments and collects them in jars. Sometimes he makes new things from unrelated segments. It's one of his many harmless obsessions. He thinks maybe humans would get along better if we had crisp segments rather than rude connective tissue.
Mikey is a praying mantis who lives in the basement of the same tenement building as professor mole. The professor discovers him one day hovering in the dank shadows, grooming his segments - which makes an eerie and beckoning musical call. To Mole's surprise, Mikey is not afraid of the professor's deeply ugly countenance. The professor befriends Mikey and feeds him. He massages his segments, oils them and keeps them in perfect working order.
Mikey is professor mole's only friend. Unlike his kindly master, Mikey is truly evil and joins forces with the Professor's throbbing ghastly brain. Mole, blinded by his love for Mikey, unwittingly commits unspeakable atrocities upon mankind in order to please his voracious segmented buddy.
ask about FEEDING TIME if you dare...
The danger of Professor Mole's Doomsday machine is so great that He Hog enlists the aid of the fantastic otherworldly
BOTTLED CITY OF HUMAN WOMEN!


Beautiful sculpts by Hryma!
MIKEY MANTID
Mikey is professor mole's only friend. Unlike his kindly master, Mikey is truly evil and joins forces with the Professor's throbbing ghastly brain. Mole, blinded by his love for Mikey, unwittingly commits unspeakable atrocities upon mankind in order to please his voracious segmented buddy.
ask about FEEDING TIME if you dare...
BOTTLED CITY OF HUMAN WOMEN!
Beautiful sculpts by Hryma!
Sunday, March 20, 2011
Mighty Mouse Pitch circa 1994?
I have lots more of this stuff if anyone else likes Terrytoons as much as I do.
Labels:
Bakshi,
Deputy Dawg,
fontanelli,
Gandy Goose,
Mighty Mouse,
pitches,
terrytoons
Tuesday, February 02, 2010
Saturday, October 24, 2009
Kaspar's Toenails 1. Wild Ruthenia
It's been a long and brutally cold winter in Ruthenia. Kaspar is in deep hibernation in his lair.
Between snores, we hear his toenails growing ever longer.
Spring arrives. The snow melts, buds sprout, rocks come alive again.
Kaspar is fast asleep, snoring as the springpecker is perched on his head.
Peck, peck,peck comes the rapidfire tapping of the birdie's little beak on Kaspar's unkempt noggin. Kaspar's eyes twitch and slowly open one at a time, ripping away the tranquil crusts of winter's slumber.
He wiggles them vigorously, forcing the warming blood to rush into his leathery lower digits.
To be continued...
BTW, I'm not sure how long I'm gonna keep the blog open, so if want any past lessons or resources, you might wanna snap them up now, while I think of some better way to bring back cartoony cartoons.
I never expected to get thousands of visitors a day, I just put it up for a few of my cartoon friends, but now it's become a stranger responsibility and understandably, personal opinions are not always welcome in public. Just that I have the opinion that there should be a place in the animation business for plain old cartoons to reach a wide audience seems to be a radical idea to some readers. Who could have guessed?
Thanks for all the nice comments. They are well appreciated!
Friday, September 11, 2009
Monday, August 31, 2009
Doodles cont.
I have some of you that are almost ready for the cartoon college. Just gotta finish some stuff this week and I will be more communicative.
If I've given you positive comments on your construction studies, try next:
Your own poses of classic characters that you have studied
composition/hierarchy studies - click the labels - you need this to do layouts
Labels:
composition,
doodles,
Heartaches,
hierarchy,
Kaspar,
pitches
Saturday, August 29, 2009
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