Tuesday, August 16, 2022
Stop Blanket-Blaming the Game Master by Seth Skorkowsky
Monday, April 25, 2022
Thursday, December 30, 2021
Gaming Hope Springs Eternal...
| Me imagining I'm Conan brooding about roleplaying... |
Yes, I actually do sometimes wonder why I keep shouting into this blog void. Thanks for theoretically asking, theoretical reader!
Maybe I'm just stubborn. Maybe I have some instinct to never release my death grip on my desire to roleplay. Maybe this desire is some vestigial defense mechanism left over from my sometimes-garbage childhood, when books and roleplaying were escapes from abuse. Maybe this never-ending obsession with roleplaying is unhealthy, a crutch, something I should relinquish.
Maybe I will, someday. But not today. Not for the foreseeable future. Granted, I'm pretty myopic (a classic nerd trait) so my foresight is pretty limited, especially without my glasses.
I've been soldiering on, keeping this here blog (is blogging dead? I'm sure my Gen Z kids don't even know what it is...) alive for...some reason. Maybe the reason is merely one effort to stave off thinking about the inevitability of death. Isn't that part of life? To defer thinking about mortality for as long as possible?
I'm really not that nihilistic, though, I swear. Sure, I'm struggling with depression, but most of us seem to be in this current reality, amirite? When I feel overwhelmed by the sadness, I wander down to my basement lair (yes, not being ironic) and peruse my roleplaying bookshelf. As usual, I'm assaulted by simultaneous happiness and gloom (that's life, also). The implication of those rows of books never loses the bittersweetness: here is all the material for more than a lifetime of gaming wonderment, which I'm not doing.
In case you haven't noticed (or even care, oh theoretical reader), I've been mostly posting images for years. I've been posting gaming art that inspires me to...well, to keep dreaming of gaming on a regular basis. Shit, I'd take even a semi-regular basis at this point in my existence.
You may have also (theoretically!) noticed the number of posts since 2017 have been in the 40's. Since 2017, I've made the number of posts match my age. Clever, eh? Nope. No, it's not. But anyway, since I'm an English major and math is like occult magic to me, I decided years ago to match my age until I actually (maybe someday) post more blogs organically than my age in a given year. Alas, once again, this was not that year.
SO, expect the usual annual barrage of end-of-year image posts, folks! I gotta hit 46 this time around!
I started this blog over a decade ago because I...well, I got excited about roleplaying again. I wanted to add my voice to the chorus of the OSR, in whatever way materialized. But I've always been a scattered one (thanks, mental illness, much appreciated). And like most other efforts in my life, I gave it a lukewarm, half-hearted try. But perhaps I'll tell myself once again that there is honor in the trying. Maybe I'll let myself still believe that, too.
So, I'll continue to consider myself a patron of gaming, and continue to spend money on supporting roleplaying Kickstarters and buying roleplaying books online and at the FLGS that still exists not far from my house (go eff yourself, COVID, and fight on, FLGS!). I'll keep adding to the growing collection of roleplaying books I'll probably never use to actually, you know, roleplay.
Perhaps dreams are enough to sustain me. At least for another year. Someday, the dreams may run out. After that...I'm not sure what I'll do. I dare not think about it. So I'll continue to be like the protagonist of The Raven, and continue to ponder, weak and weary, over all of my quaint and curious volumes of forgotten roleplaying lore. Until some dark bird finally tells me nevermore (okay, maybe I just stepped over the line of trite and maudlin emo territory but...there it is...)
Well, thanks for theoretically reading! I hope the new year is more conducive to roleplaying, even if it's just in our minds.
Friday, December 7, 2018
End-of-Week Elmore (12/7/18): WTF? (Caption This)
Um...I honestly don't know what to say about this one.
I've been doing my End-of-Week Elmore art posts for about SIX YEARS now (YIKES!), and besides the one where some human skins were used as saddles (DOUBLE YIKES!) I haven't seen a more bizarre illo from this Old Master of fantasy art.
So, I need your help to caption this sucker, and together maybe we'll make some sort of sense out of the madness depicted! Please leave a caption in the comment field for this post. The contest will run until next Friday (i.e. the next EoWE post).
What's the prize for the caption I deem the most creative and/or hilarious? Internet immortality and the praise of yours truly! There's never been a better no-prize in the history of the world!
Honestly, I forgot how long I've been doing these posts. I really need to go back and do some sort of retrospective. I'm not sure if I should be proud of myself or maybe embarrassed. Perhaps a bit of both should be in order? Mostly, I just feel the usual shock and awe that so much time has passed so quickly.
Anyway, looking forward to your captions!
P.S. Come to think of it, when I consider the "people skins as saddles" illo, the one featured in this post is probably the prequel to that one.. The guys jumped out and scared the buffalo, for which they were skinned and used as buffalo saddles! Damn, Larry, what were you smoking at the time?
Saturday, December 30, 2017
The "Anywhere but Where the GM believes" Player
In thinking back over my gaming career, I came to think about the types of players that annoyed me over the years. Of course there's the Rules Lawyer. We've all encountered that particular beast, haven't we? Then there's the player type I call the "Anywhere but Where the GM Believes" player.
Have you ever had a player who, when you checked in with them, they would tell you they weren't actually in that location? This is more than splitting the party. It's the situation where a player keeps correcting you as to their character's location. The player never seems to be specific enough about their character's movements, no matter how many times you ask them to be more specific.
Example #1:
GM: "Okay, the party enters the cavern-"
Bruno the Dwarf's Player: "No, I'm not in the cavern."
GM: "But I asked the whole party if you were all going into the cavern and you didn't say you weren't going in with everyone else, so..."
Bruno the Dwarf's Player: "No, I'm not in there. I stayed in the tunnel."
GM: "Ooookay..." [followed by annoying situation where you have to jump between the rest of the party and whatever Bruno's player wants to do]
Example #2:
GM: "Your group has been in the tavern for about a half hour, when-"
Bruno's Player: "I never entered the tavern."
GM: "You never told me you didn't enter the tavern with the rest of the party..."
Bruno's Player: "Well, I'm outside..."
You get the idea.
Have you ever had a player like this? If so, do you think they were purposely trying to mess with you, or just not paying attention, or some other reason they did this sort of thing?
Wednesday, January 18, 2017
Vintage Roleplaying Book Porn at the House of Fun
So there's a store called House of Fun in my little South Jersey burg, and it's a collectibles store mostly known for having vintage toys.
I went in there the other day with my son because he's developed an obsession with Aliens and Predators. Specifically, Aliens Versus Predators. Now, I haven't let him watch any Aliens or Predator films yet except for a TV edit of Alien, given how young he is at the moment.
He gained knowledge of Aliens and Predators from a friend who picked up a toy from House of Fun. So, the boy had to get his hands on a similar Alien-type toy using his Christmas cash.
Yeah, boys will be boys, right? I'm just glad he's into a classic creature that his old dad likes, too. The old stuff still has some appeal!
ANYway, as the boy was agonizing over what Alien toy to choose, I wandered around the treasure trove playland of the store.
And I came upon a bookcase:
Saturday, June 18, 2016
The Year Without a Free RPG Day
Thursday, February 18, 2016
Of Gaming, Raging, and the Dying Light
The Curse of the Collector
Farewell to All Things Fun in West Berlin
The Gamer Shall Rise Again!
Monday, December 28, 2015
Lost Post: I love Dragonlance, and I don't care who knows!
Friday, June 12, 2015
End-of-Week Conan Score! (6/12/15)
Cover artist is Ken Kelly, of course. For a long time I mistook his work for that of Frazetta. As it turns out, that was for good reason: Kelly is the nephew of Frazetta's wife! So Kelly had access to study Frazetta's work pretty directly.
The book also has some interior art from Conan's Weird Tales days:
And don't let the title fool you, there's more inside than Howard's great "Red Nails":
And check out the sweet map of Hyboria:
Thursday, April 2, 2015
Welcome to April! (could this be NSFW?)
Thursday, March 12, 2015
Have I mentioned that I love Robotech?
| Awww yeah! My childhood self would have crapped himself at this sight! |
Tuesday, February 10, 2015
Thursday, September 18, 2014
Wherefore Art Thou, Oh RPG Blogger?
Thursday, May 15, 2014
Awesome Aquisition: Fighting Fantasy gamebooks
The branch of the county library near my house has a perpetual book sale. There's shelves and shelves of donated books for sale in one corner of the library (they also sell books that have been removed from circulation because they haven't been checked out for a few years).
Tuesday, May 13, 2014
Blog Spotlight: A Return to the Keep
I know some of you might groan at that prospect of yet another someone posting about a rule set read-through; I for one really like getting an in-depth view of what another gamer thinks about the rules. It gives me a new perspective, and the potential for new insight.
So check out A Return to the Keep! I think you won't be disappointed!
Monday, April 21, 2014
Some Dragonlance love on the blogosphere at io9!
| Enjoy some non-Elmore Dragonlance art, emphasis on the beefcake |
An interesting read, but I'm not holding my breath of course.
So, please excuse me while I go get my Dragonlance mojo worked up. See you on Krynn, folks.