* No. Not
that one this time. It's
IWeMeUs!
That's right, We are the Lazy Baggage in question. I'm sure you can't have failed to notice a glut of lazyitis in the vicinity of Hexenhäusli Device this year? In fact, I'm so lazy that I can't even be bothered to come up with an excuse think of the reason for not actually blogging that much. I'm sure there was one, though...
As luck would have it, a certain someone's penchant for Monday GIFs has come in handy as this one from January illustrates the horror and despair I felt upon opening this draft post and realising that it was so unfinished as to be barely started!
Look, we haven't got time to appear terrified-yet-glamorous while trotting about in the garden encrusted in jewels and wearing something far too skimpy for this time of year! We've got to try and remember what happened this year, then wrap it up and bundle it in the back of the sideboard so that the New Year can start on time!
Oh, cripes. We'd better get on with it, then. It's a good job that everyone else has been quite productive:

Event : After years and years and
years of deliberation, cogitation, and waiting for just the right moment, Ms Scarlet banished her FGES anxiety and launched the New Year by holding the
Freakin' Green Elf Shorts Caption Competition! Rimpy's sigh of relief could be heard across the globe...
Two weeks later, Maddie, the Mistress Borghese,
won the competition and became the 28th person to become inflicted with the 'Shorts!
And two weeks after that, Ms Scarlet prepares herself to go through Post Shorts Syndrome...
Discovery : I was almost beside myself when I discovered a modern, live-action clip from one of my favourite 80s cartoons - Dungeons and Dragons!
My excitement was dulled somewhat when I realised that it was from a Brazilian Renault advert, but I still live in hope of a car-less reboot (fan-edited English language version here).
February
Quotes : "An erect stud at 16 hands is something to behold and rather terrifying I must say!", and...