during the In From The Cold cutscene right at the moment Zenos takes the Wol’s body away he subsequently leaves his own body behind unconscious(?) the Wol decides they’re angry and want revenge and his body is RIGHT THERE asahi be like oh ok you’re doing this now i’ll be over there byeee or he an stay and provide commentary go crazy

A warrior of light gets married to their faithful horsebird. The chocobo can’t wear a ring, obviously, so it has to wear a fancy collar or bridle instead. WoL can’t wait for the honeymoon and lets their new “husband” fuck them right there in the wedding venue. The moogles are thrilled. The Ceremonial Chocobo mount is a homewrecker.

You know that sidequest chain where the WOL helps the Ondo Cups matriarch give birth more comfortably? Wouldn’t it just be so much easier and more convenient to find a surrogate who can bear them internally until they’re more developed? And the WOL, as an Au Ra, happens to be the only oviparous member of the Scions, so… yeah.

(Any gender WOL is fine.)

Ramuh’s massive horsecock is DEFINITELY a tank buster.

Version 1: The Warrior of Light has idle fantasies servicing Ramuh and being “tempered” by him. Version 2: The Warrior of Light fails the Fulmination trial and gets nonconned.

CW/TLDR: sex pest WoL gets off on exposing himself to nonconsenting people.

Male miqo WoL pisses on things to mark his territory, make a statement, or just to say “I was here.”

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Aymeric adores the lalafell Warrior of Light. She’s brave and strong despite her tiny stature, and her expressions are just too cute. She brings a smile to his face every time she visits, even when he’s snowed under with work and can’t indulge her for long. The WoL thinks Aymeric works far too hard, and has an idea to help him de-stress. The idea is fucking her. Naturally.

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Yes, this is the same OP from the above prompt, shhh. Rammbroes, or a Roegadyn WoL? Another NPC? The choice is yours! G’raha is extremely flexible. His Roegadyn partner is absolutely massive, and ends up folding him in half whenever they fuck. G’raha’s dick is right there. Either he or his partner gets curious about it one day, and the Roe ends up manhandling Raha into a position where he can suck his own dick while he gets fucked within an inch of his life.

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G’raha and the (male) Warrior of Light start a romantic and sexual relationship. G’raha has very little sexual experience at first, specifically with men, or just in general, but quickly realizes the joys of getting absolutely drilled out. Now he has a problem. He wants it all the time, and, polite little man that he is, has no idea how to communicate this to the Warrior without looking either desperate or ridiculous. At the same time, he’s driving himself completely insane with increasingly explicit fantasies of what he wants the Warrior of Light to do to him, anywhere and everywhere. WoL can be any race or job!

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Slaps the Warrior of Light. This man can fit so many people in him.

Fray and Ardbert decide that they’d both like a turn with the body for sexy times.

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Y’all know the theory that Emet is the shoebill?

Y’all know that Greek myth where Zeus rapes a human woman in the form of a swan?

Yeah.

Do shoebills have dicks? I know some waterfowl have them but I don’t know if shoebills do.

This is a fictional shoebill piloted by a vengeful millennia old sorcerer though, it probably doesn’t matter.

Uh… anyone else feel something when crystal mommy calls you “my brave little spark” in Flow? I want a stressed out, traumatized WoL to finally break down in Hydaelyn’s bosom, and for the Mothercrystal herself to reassure him, catch his tears, and give him the resolve to get up and keep going, knowing he’s loved down to the bones. I don’t need this to be straight-up smut, more, emotional connection but maybe lowkey also horny, y’know?

Emet-Selch fucks a Hrothgar and spends the entire time sneering at them and talking down to them. Hrothgar could be the WoL or just an unnamed NPC - if the latter, this is probably happening during his tenure as emperor of Garlemald, but if it’s the former, any point in the timeline is acceptable. Bonus points if the lines are blurry as to whether Emet is mostly sneering because of the shard business, or because of the “it reminds me of a concept that can talk and walk on two legs” beastly look of the Hroth, or if WoL!Hroth, just how unlike (or too alike) to his old friend this shard is. Either way, he’s not above getting fucked by one while he calls them every cruel name under the sun. Bonus points for barbed Hroth dick, size difference and the Hroth eventually snapping and choking him out to get him to shut up. How much of a bad idea this is, and how it ends up for our Hrothgar, depends on how mean the writer wants to be.

…hear me out. irrepressibly horny male miqo’te gets the vet treatment. his partner (consensually) castrates him, magically, chemically or “traditionally,” to control his libido. he manages to somehow be horny about this as well, at least psychologically if not physically, owing to the previously established castration.

i would apologise but i’m long past shame tbh

Estinien is kinda sorta part-Nidhogg, and we already know Nidhogg’s brother ate his lover in order to be together forever. What if this isn’t just Hraesvelgr and Shiva having a very specific fetish, but a common problem encountered in draconic courtships? Dragons feel things deeply. Their passions are all-consuming and can span hundreds and thousands of years. I imagine a dragon’s love, much like their hatred, is so alien as to be deeply frightening to most humans… especially Halone-fearing Ishgardians grappling with the aftermath of a draconic possession.

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Canon Character has feelings for WoL, but are forced to watch the captured WoL get assaulted and all the angst that follows. Aymeric & the Heavensward, EstiniHogg, or G’raha & Emet-Selch spring to mind as examples, but let’s be honest, the WoL has pissed a lot of people off and the possibilities are endless!

Hurt/Comfort is fine, but I would love to see the hopes of a relationship burn in the fires of guilt and trauma >:)

Aymeric works too much as it is, he shouldn’t have to do all the work in bed too! I really want to see a female Wol peg him. Can be femdom flavored but doesn’t have to be; fluffy pegging is just as awesome! Extra special bonus points if Wol is a female Roegadyn who is physically bigger than Aymeric but any Wol will be appreciated <3

Lahabrea has considered his only value serving the Star for as long as he can remember. First for possessing unusual aetheric potential, then as part of the Convocation, and finally as a slave to the Ardor.

He’s untempered now. He still doesn’t feel entirely free or human.

The Warrior of Light is a healer. A relationship builds between them. Lahabrea feels guilty taking pleasure or comfort for himself when far as he’s concerned multitudes died in terror, misery, and pain because of him.

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“big strong male character who no one would ever suspect of being an omega is secretly an omega and risking his health to hide it” is one of my favorite tropes. what if zenos survives Ala Mihgo and his surpressants wear off while in Resistance custody… or what if during Stormblood, his attraction to the WoL is enough to break through Garlean’s greatest achievements of biochemistry? Either way, I’d love him sexually desperate, needy, wanting to be taken care of, and in angry denial about it until the last possible second!

am fine with a xaela or raen au ra wol/npc/oc, but absolutely no magnai x sadu or cirina please ^^ if you don’t wanna use a wol/wanna have a specific name for magnai to use other than just calling her “my nhaama” then feel free to use any of the named female npcs around the steppes, or even anywhere else from the world if maybe he finds her during one of the times the xaela are called to fight outside of the steppes, if that’s allowed under the no named wols rule? i simply think that magnai worshipping the body of his nhaama and making sure she’s very satisfied would be super hot, regardless of who she is

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So, chocobos are the horse-analogue throughout most of Eorzea. They’re the most widely available mount, people race them, raise them as pets or put them to work as beasts of burden, etc. I’ve seen pony play requested on this meme, which YES, absolutely, but also anons… consider… chocobo-play?

Reins, a bit and harness… fancy feathery fetish gear… possible oviposition with some toy eggs?

Any WoL/NPC ship is acceptable, but OP has a fondness for any of the Heavensward elezen. After all, it’s well-known that Ishgardian breeding stock produces the most exceptional chocobos.