The Warrior of Light teases Alphinaud in the Eulmore showers. Alphinaud gets an eyeful, the WoL convinces him to shower together and then ends up railing him up against the shower wall. The race of the WoL is up to you but I like the size play that comes with Roe, Hrothgar or Highlander WoLs.

Bonus points:

- Alphinaud has a small dick, but WoL is good-natured in his teasing about it.

- Alphinaud and the Warrior have quite a brotherly relationship despite the fucking.

- Alphinaud has a massive crush on Estinien and the Warrior knows it, gives him shit for that too.

There’s a lot of problems with being a ghost that no one can hear or see. It’s extremely lonely, you can’t really do anything yet you feel everything still, and it’s a painful way to live.

One of the unexpected upsides however that is Ardbert can now finally indulge in something he’s been wanting to do for some time.

I want to see Ardbert fully enjoying himself out there, knowing that there are so many people who should be able to see him but can’t. Just fully out there showing it all. Bonus point if the WoL (M!Wol is preferred but it can be any gender) does in fact see him while he’s like that and honestly? It’s kind of turn on for them both.

Bitching is when a character who was previously an alpha (or sometimes a beta) becomes an omega, either because there are too many alphas in the area, or because they’ve been regularly submitting to another alpha (sexually or non-sexually), or they’ve ingested or been exposed to enough of another alpha’s pheromones or bodily fluids that their biology starts to change around it. There’s a lot of variation and the mechanism that triggers the bitching can really be anything you want.

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HEY THIS IS DISGUSTING AND INVOLVES BUGFUCKING THAT’S YOUR ONLY WARNING

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The Warrior of Light (race and gender up to you) has fucked every member of the Scions. All of them. It’s a rite of passage at this point, and it’s good enough that everyone keeps coming back. I’ll leave it up to the writer if the Scions are only fucking the WOL, or the WOL is the primary partner but everyone is free to pursue relationships within or without the organization, or if they’re all fucking each other.

OP wants to see either a new recruit coming into the Scions, being blindsided by this and possibly getting an eyeful of the WOL in congress with one (or two) (or a few) of their other partners, or the established members taking their turns super-casually in front of company while acting as if nothing strange is going on. Bonus points for a super-switchy WOL who loves to give and receive, depending on their mood or the partner they’re with.

The fuath are noted to be the most dangerous, actively malicious, and chaotic of the fae races. Their pranks are notorious for being deadly, cruel, and tasteless, and they are known to alter deals they make with others. They are prone to “keeping” individuals they like, drowning them in the waters of Longmirror Lake so that their soul will form another fuath. Even the other fae races avoid the fuath, and a common saying regarding them is “the first rule of dealing with the fuath is do NOT deal with the fuath.”

A character of your choice (could be the WOL, any of the Scions or a random faceless victim) is tormented and eventually drowned by the Fuath to become one of them.

So I figure in Elpis, a little before everything goes south at the Ktisis Hylerboreia, the Warrior of Light is about the most stressed out person alive. Everything from Zenos stealing their body to arriving in Elpis has been, like, three days. Everyone in Elpis is doomed and they can’t save any of them, talking to either Hades or Venat is giving them a weird guilt complex, and they’re wildly repressing everything because it’s uhhh the final fucking days back home and bad feelings make you turn into an abomination that eats your friends.

So Hythlodaeus, in his infinite wisdom and infiniter sight, recognises a poor soul on the brink of a howling meltdown and takes them home for the night of sexy sexy tlc

Menphina can see into the true hearts of mortals, through to their deepest desires. The WOL’s most shameful current desire is Dalamud’s knot. Menphina and her faithful hound indulge them and break the Warrior of their inhibitions. Gender and race of the WOL are up to you, as is the question of whether they’ve given in such desires before or if Dalamud is just special.

The Warrior of Light (any race, AMAB but any gender welcome) gets to work on giving Alphinaud and Alisaie a little brother or sister.

Ardbert and Fray are having wild makeouts, Ardbert with the frantic wild desperation of a man who has been completely bereft of contact for a century and is pretty sure if he doesn’t come right now he will literally explode; Fray with the singleminded methodical determination of someone trying to fulfill every horny daydream they’ve ever repressed.

The kicker is that both of them are freaky soul ghosts and can’t really touch each other, but if Fray, say, kisses the WoL, Ardbert feels it, and if Ardbert nibbles the WoL’s neck, Fray feels it. So the Warrior of Light is somewhere between a catalyst, a conduit, and a third wheel- a canvas upon which Fray and Ardbert express their lust for one another. Is it masturbation? Self-cest? An Orgy of One? The Warrior of Light isn’t really sure but they’re getting spitroasted by ghosts and having an absolutely swell time.

Listen. Listen. I’m so extremely normal about that one part of Shadowbringers where Exarch goes to meet Vauthry and is very casually like “haha yeah if I ACTUALLY went there he totally would have brainwashed me.”

okay but…what if he did though.

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The Warrior of Light (F!Raen or Hyur, probably) has always had an affinity for the Namazu of their homeland, even if it’s tempered by a sort of fond exasperation at their antics. The Namazu, for their part, greatly appreciate the Warrior’s said in other matters, but require just one more thing of her before she leaves for Eorzea once more…

OP wants the WOL to get (mostly consensually but incredibly unsatisfyingly and embarrassingly) gangbanged by dumbass fish people, anons. I don’t need it to be sexy, I need it to be fucking ridiculous. I need this for reasons.

It’s up to the writer if this is a masochistic thing for the Warrior or if she just comes from a background that similarly values strength and vigor in a potential spouse (another Xaela would be perfect here) but either way, Sadu and the Warrior have a very intense sparring match and it leaves the Warrior a bruised, aching, dripping mess in more ways than one.

I don’t know about you guys, but Dragon Sight is how I tell the other DPS in my party that I want them carnally. Looking for Estinien and the Warrior of Light, also a Dragoon, initially competing with each other during a fight to deal the most devastating blow to their opponent, and then realise how well they work together in battle, how similar in strength they are, and for that to just really turn both of them on. The kink is the fight scene and combat synergy itself, but they definitely fuck afterwards. OP prefers M or gender-neutral WOL but F!WOL is also perfectly fine!

Unfortunately when the Crystal Exarch brought the Warrior of Light to Norvrandt, he didn’t provide any travel vaccines and once the WoL is no longer full of the horrible Light Aether they catch every disease and must be lovingly tended to.

(the Scions’ bodies are still at home so they’re fine, Souls can’t catch malaria or whatever)

Thancred and the Warrior of Light have this unhinged foreplay where the WoL keeps trying to ask Thancred about his sexual escapades so they can have an Echo vision about it. But they don’t, like, directly touch each other, the WoL is undone entirely by sexy flashbacks and Thancred gets his gratification from seeing what his memories are doing to the WoL

The Warrior of Light can’t be tempered, but she can still be seduced. I want to see Lakshmi force herself on the WoL, while the latter is magically seduced but her mind remains free to be horrified by what her body is doing.

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I’m none too picky about the exact circumstances, so here are some jumping off points! Feel free to use your own, too.

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By way of making reparations for all the tempered lives that they had taken over the years, the Scions/ex-Scions offer their bodies to aid in tribal repopulation efforts.

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Forchenault and Ameliance end up inviting the WoL into their bed. The WoL takes them up on it and then does everything in their power to make sure Alphinaud and Alisaie Never Find Out.