WoL has a knack for killing demons. Lahabrea is a demon determined to stop them. Location is a small town with seedy bars, 24 hour diners and gas station hangouts. Far from any city, everyone knows everyone else’s name. The meeting results in a game of skill and a gamble—the victor gets to make a single demand of the loser that they’re bound to fulfill. Lahabrea planned to claim WoL’s soul and assumed in return WoL would take his life. WoL flirts throughout (with Lahabrea assuming it’s mockery) and when they win at the end, only asks for a kiss. This is the point Lahabrea realizes the flirting was genuine and WoL completely gets under his skin. They end up sharing more than a kiss later.

Lahabrea tends to take it as a given that he’ll be seen as subhuman and regularly hurls himself onto the front lines for the Ardor. He didn’t expect Hydaelyn’s Champion to seduce him in the first place, much less make any pretense of courting.

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Thancred built a reputation for himself as a player. I’ve noticed that if he’s paired with a woman, he almost always gets spun as leading and the few times he isn’t either he’s in a threeway or it’s a close call. M/M he can go either way.

So suppose he gets paired with a F!WoL who can and does dominate the hell out of him.

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Exarch and the WoL wanna get down n dirty but G’raha hasn’t revealed his identity yet, so he’s very strict about not letting WoL see/touch anything identifying about him. This means blindfolds/binding WoL’s hands so they can’t touch his ears/tail, etc. plus anything else author thinks is fun. WoL may or may not know who he is anyway, but they might be gagged if they try to say G’raha’s name.

Any gender WoL is fine (tailed or bun preferred) but please no Meteor.

The Warrior of Light does not want to be here. They don’t care about the First. They don’t care about the Light. They just want to take the scions back home. But since that doesn’t seem to be an option, they’ll save this shard and just take their frustrations out on the man who brought them here. He did offer to do whatever it took to make them comfortable, after all…

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M!WoL (any) reads Rufin Byrde’s diary, and it’s very clear that Rufin was in love (and lust) with Jannequinard. Devotedly and patiently wishing Janne would notice or respond, with some coded but explicit fantasies in there too.

After previously assuming his flirting was rejected because Janne wasn’t interested, WoL resolves not to let Janne’s incredible denseness get in the way this time.

Once he actually understands what’s happening, Jannequinard is flattered and interested, if inexperienced with men.

Thank you Fall Out Boy for having steadily provided fanfic titles for the past twenty years.

Doesn’t have to be an actual soulmate/soulbound AU btw.

Preferred ships would be Cid/Nero, Esteem/WoL or Emet-Selch/Azem but I’m open to anything. Surprise me!

i am just a huge sucker for hanahaki and would love it if someone wrote hanahaki aus for Any of these ships: emet-selch x wol, emet-selch x g’raha, g’raha x wol (esp if the hanahaki lingered for a century before the wol arrived in the first), haurchefant x wol, zenos x wol, asahi x zenos, elidibus x wol/azem, hesperos x lahabrea, estinien x ysayle, ysayle x hraesvelgr, estinien x gaius, zhai’a nelhah x lalai, cid x nero, runar x y’shtola, magnai x y’shtola, magnai x male xaela wol, fordola x lyse, gaia x ryne am fine with any ending between “whoops turns out those feelings ARE requited!”, “person suffering with hanahaki gets a surgery/spell/etc done to remove the flowers and with it all their love for that other person”, or “person suffering with hanahaki dies (from whatever kills them in canon if applicable, or from dying of hanahaki, authors choice)” wol can be any race/gender/job (including just being ambiguous) but if you go magnai/wol, i’d prefer a male xaela wol for that ship.

Wol/anyone/Fray, I just wanna see Wol and Fray sandwich the Scion/Leader/Ancient/my-friend-my-enemy/etc of the author’s choice with the power of darkness/love. Being surprised/confused by Fray showing up is totally fine but would ultimately like this to be consensual.

Would prefer Miqo wol, any gender/downstairs equipment for Wol is fine, Fray’s gender should match Wol’s but Fray also has darkness tentacles too (& Miqo claws, etc) as a treat

I love dragons having two dicks, and estinien still having some lingering ~~effects~~ from becoming nidhoggstinien would be very fun, especially if one of those dicks is actually an ovipositor

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I have a preference for keeper miqo’te so the WOL has fangs too, but a hrothgar with claws would also be fun (or either type of miqo’te with just long sharp nails), and him either being a healer, summoner, or red mage, and Zenos and the WOL having super rough, enthusiastically consensual sex.

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Okay so you know how as the Exarch, a bunch of G’raha’s body is crystal? What if prior to fusing with the tower, when he was just a little Tia on the source, Raha had a really small pathetic penis? And when he travelled to the First and realized that fusing with the tower was making changes to his body, he couldn’t resist being a little… self indulgent. He gave himself a fat crystal cock is what I’m saying.

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(Meteor being the poster boy WoL.) We know that the WoL can see Ardbert during Shadowbringers, but what if he can find a way to touch him, too? It’s been 100 years since Ardbert’s felt physical sensation at all, let alone human touch, and it absolutely wrecks him. Doesn’t matter who is on top, only that Ardbert gets some much needed loving, release, and turns into a useless ghost pile afterward.

Bonus points for doing fun/fucky stuff with aether, ghost logistics, sensations, whatever floats your boat.

No sex needed, Tataru tops with her checkbook instead. Make the WoL writhe as she spends his money on her personal businesses.

i think Oppressed Minority wols deserve a little unhinged reaction to their best lancer friend dying, or almost dying. they dont actually have to burn down gridania (though foulques being horrified is great if they do) but at LEAST one or two murders (maybe of the fellows who shifted the blame onto foulques) is absolutely something that should be on the table…

i just think zenos with a huge blood kink + the wol on their period and zenos eating them out + wol finding zenos with a face covered in blood, their blood, super hot would be delightful :>

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Male WOL is gay. Lyse is a lesbian. They’re both grieving Papalymo, at least a little drunk, and decide to shag. It is the absolute worst sex either of them has had in their lives.

Feel free to write the terrible sex, the aftermath, or both! I would prefer the story ends with them still friends and (eventually) able to laugh about it, but so long as the bad idea is mutual (no noncon/dubcon), go where your muse takes you!

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