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Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, and Angus T. Jones in Two and a Half Men (2003)

Episode list

Two and a Half Men

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  • Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, and Emmanuelle Vaugier in Two and a Half Men (2003)

    S7.E1 ∙ 818-jklpuzo

    Mon, Sep 21, 2009
    Chelsea encourages Charlie to help his ex-fiancée Mia launch her music career, but does he still have feelings for her? And what if she's a terrible singer? Meanwhile, Alan wants Charlie to let Melissa move in with him.
    8.1/10 (1.5K)
    Charlie Sheen and Jennifer Taylor in Two and a Half Men (2003)

    S7.E2 ∙ Whipped Unto the Third Generation

    Mon, Sep 28, 2009
    When Charlie's fiancée Chelsea convinces him to let Alan's girlfriend Melissa move in, the girls take over the house.
    7.7/10 (1.3K)
    Charlie Sheen and Angus T. Jones in Two and a Half Men (2003)

    S7.E3 ∙ Mmm, Fish. Yum.

    Mon, Oct 5, 2009
    Alan is forced to take care of Judith's baby when Judith's mom falls off the wagon, and Jake tries to blackmail Charlie when he runs over Chelsea's cat.
    7.6/10 (1.3K)
    Charlie Sheen and Jon Cryer in Two and a Half Men (2003)

    S7.E4 ∙ Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator

    Mon, Oct 12, 2009
    Alan takes a job with his mom so that he can move out and have alone time with Melissa, and Chelsea is upset about the way that Jake is treating her.
    7.6/10 (1.3K)
    Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, and Angus T. Jones in Two and a Half Men (2003)

    S7.E5 ∙ For the Sake of the Child

    Mon, Oct 19, 2009
    Jake refuses to stay with Charlie and Alan after they embarrass him in public, so Alan tries to convince Charlie to work together to settle their differences and stop fighting with each other.
    7.6/10 (1.3K)
    Jon Cryer and Holland Taylor in Two and a Half Men (2003)

    S7.E6 ∙ Give Me Your Thumb

    Mon, Nov 2, 2009
    Alan suggests that Chelsea get breast reduction surgery and Charlie kicks him out.
    7.8/10 (1.3K)
    Jon Cryer and Katy Mixon Greer in Two and a Half Men (2003)

    S7.E7 ∙ Untainted by Filth

    Mon, Nov 9, 2009
    After Charlie and Chelsea set their wedding date, Charlie and Alan go out and get drunk and wake up in bed together with a strange woman.
    7.9/10 (1.3K)
    Charlie Sheen, Jennifer Taylor, and Tricia Helfer in Two and a Half Men (2003)
    Top-rated

    S7.E8 ∙ Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle.

    Mon, Nov 16, 2009
    Charlie invites Chelsea's sexy friend to stay at his place while she gets over a breakup, secretly hoping that he will get a chance to have kinky three-way sex.
    8.5/10 (1.8K)
    Charlie Sheen and Jennifer Taylor in Two and a Half Men (2003)

    S7.E9 ∙ Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair

    Mon, Nov 23, 2009
    Charlie is crushed when he discovers that he hasn't been satisfying Chelsea; Alan attempts to cure his thinning hair on the cheap.
    7.7/10 (1.3K)
    Jon Cryer, Marin Hinkle, and Holland Taylor in Two and a Half Men (2003)

    S7.E10 ∙ That's Why They Call It 'Ball Room'

    Mon, Dec 7, 2009
    Charlie discovers that Chelsea hasn't been completely honest about her finances.
    7.9/10 (1.3K)
    Carl Reiner in Two and a Half Men (2003)

    S7.E11 ∙ Warning, It's Dirty

    Mon, Dec 14, 2009
    Against Alan's wishes, Charlie encourages Jake to hook up with a pretty girl he met on the beach since Jake's girlfriend is out of town for Christmas.
    7.9/10 (1.3K)
    Charlie Sheen and Jennifer Taylor in Two and a Half Men (2003)

    S7.E12 ∙ Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste

    Mon, Jan 11, 2010
    Jake writes love songs to woo back his ex-girlfriend; Herb and Alan hide their secret friendship from Judith's watchful eye.
    7.8/10 (1.3K)
    Jon Cryer in Two and a Half Men (2003)

    S7.E13 ∙ Yay, No Polyps

    Mon, Jan 18, 2010
    Charlie endures a colonoscopy to get out of a trip to see Chelsea's bigoted parents, only to find them in his living room when he returns home.
    7.8/10 (1.3K)
    Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, and Jennifer Taylor in Two and a Half Men (2003)

    S7.E14 ∙ Crude and Uncalled For

    Mon, Feb 1, 2010
    Alan ends up in jail after a bar fight, and Charlie worries that Chelsea might be interested in the lawyer who takes the case.
    7.5/10 (1.2K)
    Charlie Sheen and Jon Cryer in Two and a Half Men (2003)

    S7.E15 ∙ Aye, Aye, Captain Douche

    Mon, Feb 8, 2010
    When Charlie's jealousy threatens his relationship with Chelsea, he turns to Alan for help in becoming a better person. But will he be able to pull it off?
    7.5/10 (1.3K)
    Charlie Sheen, Stacy Keach, and John Amos in Two and a Half Men (2003)

    S7.E16 ∙ Tinkle Like a Princess

    Mon, Mar 1, 2010
    Charlie reacts to his breakup with Chelsea by taking the first woman that he sees and marrying her in Las Vegas.
    7.6/10 (1.3K)
    Charlie Sheen, Stacy Keach, and John Amos in Two and a Half Men (2003)

    S7.E17 ∙ I Found Your Moustache

    Mon, Mar 8, 2010
    Charlie and Chelsea get back together for one night, which leaves Charlie mistakenly believing that they are back for good.
    7.4/10 (1.2K)
    Jon Cryer and Frances Fisher in Two and a Half Men (2003)

    S7.E18 ∙ Ixnay on the Oggie Day

    Mon, Mar 22, 2010
    Charlie hooks up with Chelsea's best friend, which could cause problems when Chelsea wants to get back together. Meanwhile, Alan is paid handsomely by a chiropractic patient who wants a different kind of adjustment.
    8.2/10 (1.4K)
    Angus T. Jones and Graham Patrick Martin in Two and a Half Men (2003)

    S7.E19 ∙ Keith Moon Is Vomiting in His Grave

    Mon, Apr 12, 2010
    Alan dates the mom of one of Jake's friends instead of telling her that her son and Jake went out drinking, but Charlie surprisingly does not approve of his actions.
    7.7/10 (1.2K)
    Jon Cryer and Courtney Thorne-Smith in Two and a Half Men (2003)

    S7.E20 ∙ I Called Him Magoo

    Mon, May 10, 2010
    Alan's plan for a romantic overnight getaway with his girlfriend hits an unexpected snag; Charlie has an unusual request for his overnight companion.
    7.6/10 (1.3K)
    Rachel Cannon in Two and a Half Men (2003)

    S7.E21 ∙ Gumby with a Pokey

    Mon, May 17, 2010
    While Alan and Jake go to Sacramento to pick up a grandfather clock, Charlie gets a prescription for medical marijuana to help him sleep and forget about Chelsea.
    7.9/10 (1.4K)
    Jon Cryer in Two and a Half Men (2003)

    S7.E22 ∙ This Is Not Gonna End Well

    Mon, May 24, 2010
    Jake becomes Charlie's driver after Charlie has his license suspended, and to Charlie's chagrin, Alan makes plans to attend Chelsea's birthday party.
    7.8/10 (1.3K)

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