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Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, and Angus T. Jones in Two and a Half Men (2003)

Episode list

Two and a Half Men

    • SeasonsYearsTop-rated
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  • Jon Cryer and Melanie Lynskey in Two and a Half Men (2003)

    S4.E1 ∙ Working for Caligula

    Mon, Sep 18, 2006
    Kandi dumps Alan, which forces him and Jake to move back in with Charlie, who was just getting used to getting his bachelor pad back.
    7.6/10 (1.5K)
    Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, and Steven Tyler in Two and a Half Men (2003)

    S4.E2 ∙ Who's Vod Kanockers

    Mon, Sep 25, 2006
    Charlie starts to lose control now that Mia's gone and Alan and Jake are back, and his frustration culminates in a violent confrontation with his new neighbor, Steven Tyler.
    7.8/10 (1.5K)
    Jon Cryer and Brian Patrick Wade in Two and a Half Men (2003)

    S4.E3 ∙ The Sea Is a Harsh Mistress

    Mon, Oct 2, 2006
    In the middle of a near-death experience, Charlie thinks he hears his father's voice tell him to take care of his mother, who is just about to have a "minor procedure" performed on her.
    7.5/10 (1.4K)
    Jon Cryer in Two and a Half Men (2003)

    S4.E4 ∙ A Pot Smoking Monkey

    Mon, Oct 9, 2006
    Alan wants custody of the dog Chester he shared in his late marriage with Kandi. Meanwhile, Charlie helps Jake with his girlfriend.
    7.5/10 (1.4K)
    Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, and Ryan Stiles in Two and a Half Men (2003)

    S4.E5 ∙ A Live Woman of Proven Fertility

    Mon, Oct 16, 2006
    When Judith announces she is going to remarry, Charlie and Alan must convince her fiancé to proceed with the nuptials after he displays signs of cold feet, so that Alan can discontinue alimony payments to Judith.
    7.8/10 (1.4K)
    Katherine LaNasa in Two and a Half Men (2003)

    S4.E6 ∙ Apologies for the Frivolity

    Mon, Oct 23, 2006
    Charlie is the last one to realize that he is dating a younger version of his mother.
    8.3/10 (1.7K)
    Sara Rue in Two and a Half Men (2003)

    S4.E7 ∙ Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head

    Mon, Nov 6, 2006
    Charlie reluctantly agrees to help Berta as she confronts the man who impregnated her youngest daughter; Alan tells Charlie about a secret fetish.
    7.8/10 (1.5K)
    Jane Lynch in Two and a Half Men (2003)

    S4.E8 ∙ Release the Dogs

    Mon, Nov 13, 2006
    After a bout with insomnia, Alan is escorted home from a midnight run on the beach by the local sheriff's department. Jake fights back when Charlie goes back on his word about not dating his friend's mother.
    7.9/10 (1.4K)
    Charlie Sheen and Danielle Bisutti in Two and a Half Men (2003)

    S4.E9 ∙ Corey's Been Dead for an Hour

    Mon, Nov 20, 2006
    Charlie finally gets fed up with Alan always weaseling his way out of picking up a bill, and it only gets worse when he discovers Alan's secret stash of money.
    7.7/10 (1.4K)
    Katherine LaNasa in Two and a Half Men (2003)

    S4.E10 ∙ Kissing Abraham Lincoln

    Mon, Nov 27, 2006
    Charlie's new live-in girlfriend is skating on thin ice with Berta because she threatens Berta's "alpha dog" status; Kandi lets Alan have sex with her again so that he won't sell the condo.
    7.7/10 (1.4K)
    Marin Hinkle, Ryan Stiles, and April Bowlby in Two and a Half Men (2003)
    Top-rated

    S4.E11 ∙ Walnuts and Demerol

    Mon, Dec 11, 2006
    Charlie's quest to get laid on Christmas Eve threatens to fall apart when everybody shows up at his house and refuses to leave.
    8.6/10 (1.8K)
    Sara Rue in Two and a Half Men (2003)

    S4.E12 ∙ Castrating Sheep in Montana

    Mon, Jan 8, 2007
    Alan is seeing Berta's daughter behind everyone's back. But when Berta finds out, Alan is shocked and a little disturbed by her positive response.
    7.6/10 (1.4K)
    Jon Cryer, Marin Hinkle, and Ryan Stiles in Two and a Half Men (2003)

    S4.E13 ∙ Don't Worry, Speed Racer

    Mon, Jan 22, 2007
    Repressed memories come back to the surface for Charlie after Jake talks about hearing his mom having sex.
    7.6/10 (1.4K)
    Brooke Shields in Two and a Half Men (2003)

    S4.E14 ∙ That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami

    Mon, Feb 5, 2007
    Charlie tries to set up Alan with the sexy and rich new next-door neighbor who is looking to settle down. But when Charlie discovers her secret history as a drunken slut, he decides to go after her himself.
    7.7/10 (1.4K)
    Jon Cryer and Allison Janney in Two and a Half Men (2003)

    S4.E15 ∙ My Damn Stalker

    Mon, Feb 12, 2007
    Alan takes a stab at online dating, and Rose tells Charlie that she's moving away.
    7.8/10 (1.4K)
    Charlie Sheen in Two and a Half Men (2003)

    S4.E16 ∙ Young People Have Phlegm Too

    Mon, Feb 19, 2007
    Charlie tries to convince himself and Alan that he's not too old to be part of the wild, young party crowd.
    7.7/10 (1.4K)
    Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones, Holland Taylor, Wayne Wilderson, and Austin Lee in Two and a Half Men (2003)

    S4.E17 ∙ I Merely Slept with a Commie

    Mon, Feb 26, 2007
    After Charlie and Alan tell their mom that nobody loves her enough to attend her funeral, she replaces them with a new family, which makes both of them very jealous.
    7.5/10 (1.4K)
    Jon Cryer in Two and a Half Men (2003)

    S4.E18 ∙ It Never Rains in Hooterville

    Mon, Mar 19, 2007
    Alan feels the pangs of fatherhood disappearing as Jake grows, and contemplates his future with Kandi, who is contemplating on a new career move.
    7.6/10 (1.4K)
    Charlie Sheen and Judy Greer in Two and a Half Men (2003)

    S4.E19 ∙ Smooth as a Ken Doll

    Mon, Apr 9, 2007
    Alan thinks he's making his last alimony payment to Judith, but Judith's future sister-in-law could be putting the wedding in jeopardy. And things only get worse when she hooks up with Charlie.
    8.1/10 (1.5K)
    Charlie Sheen and Jon Cryer in Two and a Half Men (2003)

    S4.E20 ∙ Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot

    Mon, Apr 16, 2007
    Alan sees nothing but troubles in his future as Charlie's relationship with Judith's future sister-in-law blossoms.
    8.2/10 (1.5K)
    Charlie Sheen and Angus T. Jones in Two and a Half Men (2003)

    S4.E21 ∙ Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous

    Mon, Apr 23, 2007
    Everyone suspects that Alan may be coming out of the closet when he becomes good friends with a gay man. But Charlie is actually the one who is suddenly feeling insecure about his sexuality.
    7.7/10 (1.4K)
    Jon Cryer and Joel Murray in Two and a Half Men (2003)

    S4.E22 ∙ Mr. McGlue's Feedbag

    Mon, Apr 30, 2007
    When Alan has to go renew his driver's license, he convinces Charlie to help Jake with book report. But when Charlie takes Jake to the track, instead, Jake's horse comes in.
    7.7/10 (1.3K)
    Rachel Cannon in Two and a Half Men (2003)

    S4.E23 ∙ Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-lookin

    Mon, May 7, 2007
    Charlie hires a handyman to fix his deck, then begins to feel threatened when all the women in his life flock to the new guy.
    8.0/10 (1.5K)
    Charlie Sheen and Robert Wagner in Two and a Half Men (2003)

    S4.E24 ∙ Prostitutes and Gelato

    Mon, May 14, 2007
    In an effort to bond with Alan and Charlie, Evelyn's new boyfriend invites them on a trip to Vegas with all the frills.
    8.2/10 (1.5K)

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