Chuck in Real Life

Chuck Bass: Deal's off.

Blair Waldorf: What? What are you talking about?

Chuck Bass: I'm out. I don't know what I was thinking about. Pretending to buy some broken-down bar.

Blair Waldorf: But you promised to seduce Vanessa, she needs to be destroyed.

Chuck Bass: She's your problem. Humphrey doesn't warrant this.

Blair Waldorf: The great Chuck Bass is just gonna give up?

Chuck Bass: No, no, no, there's no shame if the prize isn't worth it. You do your own dirty work. There's not enough in it for me.

Blair Waldorf: Well, what if I made it worth it?

[looks at him seductively]

Chuck Bass: What are you talking about?

Blair Waldorf: I think you know.

Chuck Bass: You're not serious.

[she nods her head yes]

Chuck Bass: My, my, that girl has gotten under your skin.

Blair Waldorf: The question is, Bass, will you?

Chuck Bass: Aren't you the least bit worried I'll succeed?

[starts untying Blair's robe]

Blair Waldorf: Do we have an agreement?

Chuck Bass: Oh, we have a deal.