NOTE TO JAKE

The animaytid Rocky kittin moovey in the sidebar is not akshully of me. But it looks just like me win I was a babey. Unforchewnitly, I am such an old geezer that I was born beefore mooveys were inventid, so thare are no mooveys of me win I was a kittin. But if thare were, it wood look like this. The peepul at the SFSPCA named me, and I gess they named me after Rocky the fiter, but I'm not much of a fiter (I'm a LOVER, Sadie, Daisy Mae and Rosie, and all yoo other spicy vixens owt thare), but maybe they saw me doing sumthing like this and that's how I got my name. THE END -- RtGC

Just wundering....

... if DaisyMae thinks of me as a panty-waist nooter boy.

We had a littul industreeyul aksident...

Oh, man. Last nite, me and Mao were wipping up a batch of Mao & Rocky's Vishus Deer Repelunt, and I dunno WHUT happend ... I had a littul nip and my pane meds, and I was kinda dreemin' of Daisy Mae and that spicey vixin Rosie, and I musta not bin paying attenshun .... and I tipped over the hole batch neer the frunt porch, wich yoo mite say, cawzd qwite a stink. It made the howse smell bad, too. Reel bad. The peepul were talking abowt spending the nite in a hotell and the wite rat was running thru the howse skreeming that a skunk got electorkyoooted --- wich is ixzaktly whut it smelld like, only stronger. Forchewnitly, nobuddy kawt on to the fakt that me and Mao were up to sumthing.

So, if yoo placed an order with us reesintly, it mite be delayed until we can catch enuf skunk farts to make anuther batch. THE END --- RtGC