My Reeding Tabul

Now that I live on the bed, I realize I've bin missing owt on a lot of grate reeding. Thare's always lots of pile of books and maguzeens by the bed. And win the New Yorker comes, the man and the ladey fite over hoo gits to reed it ferst. And then win thare thru with it, I git to reed it.

Mostly, I just look at the pikchers and the funeez. Thare are a lot of werds in the New Yorker, and uzhully I don't reed thoze. Cuz that wood be too tiring. I just had to share this ishoo with yoo becuz it had a cat storey in it!!!! YES! A cat storey!!!! I was just flipping pages, and thare it was, this spicy vixin, probly coming to vizit me!


I think she was krossing Deth Valley JUST TO SEE ME!!!! She was HOT!

Heer, I'll tern it arownd so yoo can see the next one.... she is kliming a mowntin!

And now I think she is at the top of Mownt Witney!

Now she is taking in the view and looking for Castro Valley:

Now she's movving west, down the Mownt Witney:

And heer I think she got a wiff of nip and she's running as fast as she can to Castro Valley.

But she has to find the BART stayshun ferst:

Do yoo think she'll make it? I'm gonna go owt on my Balkuney and see if I can spot her!

Don't yoo agree this was a vary good storey.... and vary intellekchewul too!