KRAP!!!!!

I furgot to go to my vixin Sadie's berthday. I cood uze the exkyoose that my ladey was gon at a Dee-A-Ar thing, but the reel reezin is that, like evrything else, I slept rite thru it. Boy, I shur hope I don't git on Sadie's bad side. Cuz that's the last thing I need to complikate my life and keep me frum sleepin.

Happy Berthday, Sadie. Yer a luvly vixin, and I hope yoo'l furgive this old geezer cat for sleepin' his life away.

Hmm, Sadie wuz chekkin' owt Jeter Harris

Jeter Harris was showing off his big ole' butt today, and my Spicy Vixin Sadie was salivayting and wint "WOO HOO." Makes me wunder how many other mancats she is woohooing over.

Vary Disturbin.

Mi vixin picante: Contest!

We have a winner! The ferst of many correkt ansers was submitted by Fiona Bun!!! Concats, Fiona! Yer can of Mao & Rocky's Vishus Deer Repelunt is on its way!

Yoo will need the Flash 9 viewer installed to watch this grate moovey... it's werth the downlode!!

The ferst cat hoo gesses wich of my ravishing spicy vixins I'm dansing with will win a can of Mao & Rocky's ^® Vishus Deer Repelunt!

My Reeding Tabul

Now that I live on the bed, I realize I've bin missing owt on a lot of grate reeding. Thare's always lots of pile of books and maguzeens by the bed. And win the New Yorker comes, the man and the ladey fite over hoo gits to reed it ferst. And then win thare thru with it, I git to reed it.

Mostly, I just look at the pikchers and the funeez. Thare are a lot of werds in the New Yorker, and uzhully I don't reed thoze. Cuz that wood be too tiring. I just had to share this ishoo with yoo becuz it had a cat storey in it!!!! YES! A cat storey!!!! I was just flipping pages, and thare it was, this spicy vixin, probly coming to vizit me!


I think she was krossing Deth Valley JUST TO SEE ME!!!! She was HOT!

Heer, I'll tern it arownd so yoo can see the next one.... she is kliming a mowntin!

And now I think she is at the top of Mownt Witney!

Now she is taking in the view and looking for Castro Valley:

Now she's movving west, down the Mownt Witney:

And heer I think she got a wiff of nip and she's running as fast as she can to Castro Valley.

But she has to find the BART stayshun ferst:

Do yoo think she'll make it? I'm gonna go owt on my Balkuney and see if I can spot her!

Don't yoo agree this was a vary good storey.... and vary intellekchewul too!

Rocky's Male Bag

This is wut I got in the male tooday. It is a letter frum my frends at the porsha deelership inviting me to take a Cayenne owt for a test drive. This sownds like fun. Hoo wunts to go with me? A Cayenne sownds hot and spicy, just the rite car for a spicy vixin!

Tabby Toozday

Well, it's my tern to give up my blog space for a day so that that Psyko Stray Cat Tripper can post a foto for Tabby Toozday. So heer it is. Yoo probly shoodn't look if yer yung and impreshunubul. In this pikcher, Trip is having fun with his gerlfrend, Tiger. Tiger is the only one hoo reely likes Trip, and she'll let him be as ruff with her as he wunts. Me? I have more respekt for the ladies than whut Trip duz, but then thare's sumwun for evrybuddy, rite? Tiger reely isn't spicy enuf for me.

Spicy Vixin Sunday

This is a pikchur of a harem that my frend 'Kaika has. He wunted to proove he had a harem, too -- but his persun won't let him have a blog, so he had no way of showing off his harem. 'Kaika is the hansum tabby in the middul, with Midnite and Miss Kitty (the cow cat). Nice harem, 'Kaika!

Thursday Thirteen: Edishun 5

The 13 things I look for in a spicy vixin:

1. Spicy-ness
2. Vicey-ness. Must luv to spend hole days in the gutter doing nip and other stuff.
3. Notty-ness. If yer not notty, don't bother to apply.
4. Plays well with others. This is a harem. Yoo have to share. The good nooz is, thare's plenty of ole' Rocky to go arownd.
5. Givs a good nek and sholder massaje.
6. Izn't TOO uppity. Sum uppityness is ixpektid, espeshully if yer spicy. But yoo won't go all wimmin's lib on me if I ask yoo to bring me a beer.
7. Likes gutters.
8. Duzn't suddinly git hed-aches win we're reddy to git down to bizniss.
9. Duzn't ixpekt me to lissen to all her problims.
10. Will let me watch "The Man Show" in peece and qwiet.
11. Likes to jump on trampoleens wile I watch.
12. Izn't looking to raze a bunch of littul Rocky Joonyers. I've had my hoohaectomy, gerls!
13. Is a member of Rocky's Spicy Vixins Klub.
    

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How I spended Krissmiss

I slept the day away in the bakyard, dreeming of spicy vixins:

I'm Dreeming of Sum Spicey Vixins!

I've had to kave into sum peer presshur to come up with a Krissmiss song, so heer it is: I'm Dreeming of Sume Spicy Vixins:

I’m dreeming of sum spicy vixins,
Like Sadie, DaisyMae and Rosie
We’ll eet turkey and fixin’s
And do lots of kissin,
And share catnip in the snow.

I’m dreeming of sum spicy vixins
With evry blog entrey I rite.
May yer days be nip-filled and bright!
And yer vixins spicy all nite.

6PM PST tonite: Skeezix's Krissmiss Eeve Story!!!!

That Spicy Vixin Rosie is Cat of the Day!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My good frend and nip pal, that spicy vixin Rosie, is Catster's Cat of the Day today!!!! Well, it's abowt time! Rosie is the gratest, as yoo all know, and it's time the werld knew abowt it! She's always up for anything, she is vary vary supportiv of her frends, and she's spicy, to boot! She cheers evrybuddy on, and always has a pawsitiv owtlook. In short, she's the best!!! Yoo can see why I'd like to add her to my harem (if she wuzn't alreddy taken!)

I inkerij yoo to drop by her Catster profile, and if yer a member, leeve her a treet or a rozette or a star and let her know that yoo think she's the best, too!!!!!

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