OK, I can take the hint...

... I'm calling Jenny.

Widebody Wenzday

This is Atlas, hoo is having I serjery today. Yoo may know Atlas frum the fame-us C Street Band. Let's hope he duz well: we luv ya, guy! If yer a Catster member, drop by his profile and leeve him a treet or a rozette, okay?

Widebody Wenzday

This is a widebody shot of that psyko stray cat, Tripper. They wade him last nite. He ways neerly 17 pownds, and he's a littul over a yeer old. He ways as much as me and Skeezix put together. That's widebody. THE END -- RtGC

Widebody Wenzday

Win yer peepul try to forse barfy diet food down yer throtes, show them this moovey, and they will suddenly think yoo look like Nikole Richey and maybey even giv yoo a slice of hamm. (And yes, this owner is stoopid.)

Widebody Wenzday

Heer's my Widebody Wenzday foto for this week. I think this yeer I'm gonna cut bak on the frootkake and nog. THE END --- RtGC

Widebody Wenzday

Mao has bin insuferubul since he invented Meezer Munday. Since Tuxedo Toozday had alreddy bin invented, it didn't look like I cood invent anything for myself. But then I desided to invent Widebody Wednesday, in wich I will showcase fotos of full-figyerd cats. I'm starting with a pikchur of myself, wich was takin before I got the thigh roids problim, and I was a plus-size cat. Forchewnitly, the howrglass pattern on my stumik had a slimming ifekt so I looked a lot skinnier than I akshully was. THE END --- RtGC