I'm being impersunayted!!!!!

I wuz shokt to see that thare is anuther tuxedo cat owt thare going by the name of Rockey, trying to impersunate me. Well, thare's only ONE Rocky the Gutter Cat. Accept no substitooshuns.

Skeezix's Stroles

Evry few nites, Skeezix the wite rat inside cat gits put in this big red contrapshun called a stroler and they take him arownd the nayburhood. He looks reely stoopid in it, if yoo ask me, but he seems to like it. Last nite they wint for a strole. I didn't follow them like I often do becuz I was just getting settled in for a driveway nap, and I was in the "nap zone." The driveway is ware I liv win our naybur Mr Tinydik runs his water down the gutter for haff the day. THE END --- RtGC