THE BLOOD RED OSCARS / TEENAGE MUSTACHE - Mixed Marshmallow Arts Split Album Soup

A brand new split release from Seattle's Dead Ken Frilly and his one-man band Teenage Mustache ,and old-time tardcore king ,Satan Peabody and his one-man band ,The Blood Red Oscars! Teenage Mustache is funny ass stupid shit ,more tardcore than usual,with a cover of Black Sabbath. My pick hit here is ,"Vacationing On The Sun" ,but the whole thing is great! The Blood Red Oscars ,return to recording ,besides appearing on compilations for the last few years ,this is the first full-length (oh,yeah ,it's a split!) ,of new shit from Satan Peabody ,in years!!
5 songs are covers of :Beat Happening ,Motley Crue ,Bobby McFerrin ,LMFAO ,and Sockeye! Along with 8 new original songs ,including the hit ,"It's 2012 ,Punch A Mayan In The Face".
If you don't laugh while listening to this disc , you should probably check your pulse! Stay tuned for more ,from both bands! Please leave comments ,reviews ,complaints ,and nude photos ,in the comment box below ,thanks you ,punk. Oi Oi!!
CLICK HERE: https://sluggishatapes.bandcamp.com/album/blood-red-oscars-teenage-mustache-mixed-marshmallow-arts-split-album-soup 

ICE CREAM SANDWICH SHIT HEAD - Take The Schlong Way Home

The latest from ICSSH! More of the acoustic tardcore stylings ,you've by now come to know and love (or hate!) A Sockeye cover and a Gimp/Catch 22 cover (some of the most mature playing and singing from this youngster ,yet!) to recommend this ,and songs about Ron Paul and a semi-cover of Bonnie Tyler ,plus dumber subjects ,to occupy your mind for 15 minutes ,or so. I'm proud of my pal ,Eric , for keeping up with releasing new music that almost nobody wants to hear. I've been doing it myself for years ,now!! This is great shit! Come and get it!!
CLICK HERE:
http://www.mediafire.com/?x1kjf098xruk19s

BLUE WAFFLE PUSSY - Swallowing Batteries For George Washington Christ

Eric , of the one-man-band, Ice Cream Sandwich Shithead or ICSSH , has this new band with his friend Kevin ,which is right up the same alley ,at the corner of tardcore and scumfuck. There are covers of GG Allin and scathing words for David Vincent ,Insane Clown Posse , The Rev ,and Euronymous! A joyride thru the New England region ,with your underwear on your head ,while masturbating to porn with your dad!! Fucking tardcore to the max ,and I mean stupid dum dum!
CLICK HERE:
http://www.mediafire.com/?sp4bp9q24d9y49c

ERIK AND THE PSYCHOS - Hey,Buttmonkey!

Discovered this on the web , a rare footnote in the annals of tardcore. This almost sounds like Ice Cream Sandwich Shit Head ,without his trademark acoustic guitar. The band is from New England. Erik, who is the frontman, pretty much did everything himself. The Psychos appear on only two tracks: "Freak-Out Musicians," and "Boogie Boo Boo." On this CD Erik plays a set of percussion instruments (a grill, a Mickey Mouse cup, a cardboard box) and throws in a few contemporary rock/pop culture soundbites for the hell-of-it. These are mainly used as segue pieces introducing each song. The CD is chock full of juvenile bathroom humor, esp. "The Cheese In My Shoe" and "Garbage Can Lids" -- these were the days of "Beevis and Butt-head" my friend. Unfortunately, Erik regrets it all. The Psychos have moved on and Erik refuses to even touch a drum set (or in this case, a Micky Mouse cup or a cardboard box). Recorded in 1995. Released Independently in 2000.It was all one track ,and I did my best to seperate the tracks,hopefully ,all is tard!
CLICK HERE:
http://www.mediafire.com/?xvx5h4g660ohe9k

CHEAP LITTLE TART

This cdr ,by way of Noah Lyon a/k/a Doctor Ninja a/k/a Rocky Dentist , is a blueprint of the commandments of tardcore punk. This is one of the dumbest albums you are ever likely to hear ,right in the same alleyway as bands on Wheelchair,(Food is sampled several times ,and some of his hits are given remixes) and Sluggisha ,but with a twist. The music is almost entirely made up of samples ,from pop-culture songs ,and punk alike. The vocals are either Noah ruminating on some stupid or crude subject matter or another ,or sampled vocals ,with much weirdness interspersed throughout ,and crazy and funny samples between songs. The final track is a bonus 20 minute live gig ,which is out of this world. This shit is the shit!Noah is having a book launch party ,Thursday, January 12th, 2012, 6-8 pm
Noah Lyon - THE COMPLEXITY OF STUFF book launch (wine, women and booze) at
Printed Matter Inc.195 Tenth Avenue,(btwn 22nd and 23rd St),New York, New York T: 212-925-0325 ,if you are near there you oughta go! His printed zines and buttons are top-sellers at the Printed Matter store.But this music is so retarded ,you might forget that a talented young genius artist ,is behind it all. Thanks ,Noah ,you rule!! from 2001 ltd to 100
CLICK HERE:
https://archive.org/download/CheapLittleTart/CheapLittleTart.zip

ICE CREAM SANDWICH SHIT HEAD - Guitarbage

Another great tardcore album from ICSSH! Funnier than ever before ,what with tales of strawberry Pop-Tarts , Phil Collins ,killing your parents,Bob Dylan,pickles and soiled diapers, and more weirdness. Johnny Cash is covered ,as well as Tommy James & the Shondells classic ,"I Think We're Alone Now"! Special guest ,Kevin ,does vocals on 2 songs ,one of which is a bonus track on this release(a GG Allin cover!),from an upcoming compilation,which will be posted here ,when it comes out next year! Stupid ,juvenile ,tardcore ,the kind which will make you wear Depends undergarments. Check youtube for his live videos! crappyatlife
CLICK HERE:
http://www.mediafire.com/?0dhzhpracc5b5a1

ICE CREAM SANDWICH SHIT HEAD - Huffing Butane For A Better Tomorrow

This piece of tardcore newness ,comes from crappyatlife ,over at Youtube. An acoustic set ,of short tunes (The longest is a cover of "Digestion" ,by Boy In Love) , that show off this guy's (Eric Crapton),tardly prowess.We can only hope he keeps huffing butane ,and decides to send in more songs! For now ,enjoy this moronic excuse for music!
CLICK HERE:
http://www.mediafire.com/?62gfuxij632ctru

MURDER 1 - Break These Chains / Interview on WSOU

This band consists of 4 New Jersey , guido, meatheads ,with dumb names ,sounding as if Skid Row went punk. The interview consists mostly of talk about porn and it's stars. These guys are real meatballs. Their publishing company is Goombah Music , so you tell me! Fuckin' dweebs!! Nice back cover ,tho'!
CLICK HERE: http://archive.org/download/Murder1-BreakTheseChainsInterviewOnWsou/Murder1-BreakTheseChains.zip

FEEBLE AXIS

The music on this amazingly dumb tardcore punk release , by my amigo ,Food Fortunata , alternates from crazy keyboardy/drum machine stuff , to acoustic guitar ( on one track ,I think?) ,to standard guitar ,bass ,drums ,vocals thingy ,and back again! Most tunes are under 2 minutes in length,while a few strain to make a minute! The lyrics and vocals ,are totally funny , as always ,when Food is at the helm! Really stupid! Sample lyric from , "Egg Planned" , : "Do you like eggplant? , no,no,no, I like eggplant too!" , and from "Training Pants ," John put a bullet in my poop , John cleared his throat like Augustus Gloop". Need I say more!!
CLICK HERE:
http://www.mediafire.com/?1ir5v7p0fnj8cvp

STORE BOUGHTEN TEETH - I Am An Adult

More tardcore punk ,from my buddy Food of Wheelchair Records. As usual ,funny and stupid stuff ,from one of the leading purveyors of dumb rock. 10 songs in 19 minutes ,and songs titled stuff like ,"A Hippy Ate My Cole Slaw" , "I Am Richard Speck" , and "Dentistry Is A Lie" ,how can you deny yourself the happiness and joy this short disc will bring to your life?! Great thing ,this is!Thanks Food!
CLICK HERE:
http://www.mediafire.com/?jhhy28llf715cca

SACKTAP - Stupid Is Born Every Second

One of the dumbest bands of all time!  ,there is much to redeem this,their second LP.(The first one, self-titled,is available on this here blog,somewhweres).You have some poetry readings,some of their trademark Jazz/scat numbers,some more episodes of The Bob and Jerry show,parodies of 70's/80's TV commercials,crazy instrumentals that will trip you out (wear headphones!),a drum solo with a fat guy snoring on top of it,and covers of : The Misfits (Brian "Snax" Siders (R.I.P.) on drums and back-up vocals),Motorhead, 7 Seconds, and Black Flag! There are also some terrible songs,that are some of the worst pieces of shit you may ever hear.Or not!Total Tardcore madness!Fuckin'dumb!

CLICK HERE: https://archive.org/download/Sacktap-StupidIsBornEverySecond/744Sacktap-StupidIsBornEverySecond.zip 

WC500-

In the making for over twenty years,we have reached the pinnacle of stupidity,at it's most gourmand,The 500th release of Wheelchair Full Of Old Men Records And Tapes,WC500!!!
Food Fortunata,proprietor of said label,put this best-of thing together,with help from friends and fans,who suggested songs for this comp,provided ideas and concepts,and artwork.Mine is numbered #9 of 50 ,one-of-a-kind,hand-made,special packaging,and it is a beaut,as you can see by the shots above. 89 songs on 3 discs,from a number of bands,most of which (unless you are a WCFOOM fan) ,you've most likely never heard of.This thing should be placed in a time capsule,so future generations can see ,how dumb the human race was.I praise my friend ,Food ,for his hard work and stamina at keeping this label going for over 20 years!! Many more to come,look here for some of the finest tardcore ever recorded,at the official home of Wheelchair on the web,Sluggisha!!!!!!!!!! Order this and send Food all of your money!
In 3 parts,get all to experience the feelings of extreme loneliness and hatred,and the funny looks,you will get from listening to this.One of the best releases of 2010, in this crazy reporter's view of the music scene as we now know it.
PART ONE CLICK HERE:http://www.mediafire.com/?4a2jmwv7ikb275f
PART TWO CLICK HERE:http://www.mediafire.com/?so49o6zw6bu6zom
PART THREE CLICK HERE:
http://www.mediafire.com/?u3tc5ei0pgtny6c

SOCKEYE/SHEEP SQUEEZE-split 7"

alrite,back to the tardcore!this is 4 tunes from sockeye,that you all should know,if not check 'em out,they're good ones!sheep squeeze kicks out 3 tunes that have their signature dumb punk sound.if you ain't heard this ,grab it https://archive.org/download/SockeyesheepSqueeze-split7/446Sockeye-sheepSqueeze-split.zip