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  • Area Foot Finds Nice Cool Spot In Bed

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  • 811 Called Before Burying Victim In Yard

  • NDA Violated At First Possible Opportunity

  • Man Googles ‘Easy Hobbies’

  • Man Just Sayin’

  • Bump Taken Off Fentanyl Test Strip

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