Shit Quotes

“He is so rich, he has no room to shit.”
― Marcus Aurelius, Meditations

“My stomach hurts, but if it's guilt or impacted stool, I can't tell. Either way, I'm so full of shit.”
― Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

“We should fall in love. Love each other enough to shit at the same time on the same toilet.”
― Darnell Lamont Walker, Creep

“Don't you know that nobody can make you be shit? You can only let it happen.”
― Juxian Tang, Zero Tolerance

“When your life is shit the beauty of the world is a slap to the face.”
― Cristian L. Martinez

“If it takes us 10 years to get into the shit, it will take us 20 to get out.

And the journey starts NOW.”
― Jasper Fforde, First Among Sequels