Shit Quotes

“In the village there was a man whose job it was to clear up all the shit from the holes in the ground. He used to collect it in a big copper pan and walk off with it balanced on his head. Proud that he’s got a job.
All the kids run behind him and dance in front of him shouting, “Shithead! Shithead!” and laughing those little African laughs.
Whenever he gets a chance he puts his hand in the shit pan on his head and flicks shit at them. They all run away laughing, but apparently, he’s quite a good aim, occasionally catching a kid right in the face with shit.
This, apparently, is a daily occurrence, and I thought it was quite a good story.”
― Karl Wiggins, Gunpowder Soup

“Yeah, maybe sometimes I do feel like shit. I ain’t happy about it but I’d rather feel like shit than be full of shit.”
― Suicidal Tendencies

“Shitting and bleeding. Always had a problem with shit and blood. The English love to talk about shitting, so other nationalities can skip this bit.”
― Viv Albertine, Clothes, Clothes, Clothes. Music, Music, Music. Boys, Boys, Boys

“Fanchon, 69 years of age, has been hanged 6 times in effigy, and has committed all imaginable crimes; she has a squint, and is pug-nosed, short, fat, with no forehead and only 2 teeth; an erysipelas covers her arse, a bunch of haemorrhoids hangs from her arsehole, a canker devours her vagina, she has a burnt thigh and a cancer eating away at her breast; she is always drunk, vomits, farts and shits all over the place and at any time without even noticing.”
― Marquis de Sade, The 120 Days of Sodom

“It was filled with a dark paste, rather than liquid. I unscrewed the cap. The smell rolled toward me, and I reared back. I could almost hear growling, the pop of a bone socket.
"Civet," Claudia said, unfazed. "It takes a strong stomach to smell an animalic base note straight, don't you think? But a drop or two, down there in the bottom of a perfume? It sends that other message. Death and sex- that's what perfume's all about. You'll understand when you're older."
I stared back at her. I knew about death. I knew about sex. I didn't need her to tell me.
She held out another bottle, her expression bland. "Jasmine."
I was cautious this time, barely sniffing the contents, but the smell was a relief- sweet, white, and creamy, almost euphoric. I felt as if I were floating in it.
Just as I was about to put the bottle down, though, I caught a whiff of something else in the background, something narcotic and sticky. I inhaled more deeply, trying to pin it down.
"You like it," Claudia said. For the first time, she seemed pleased with me. "Do you know what that is, that note you're searching for?"
I shook my head. It was right there, but in that cool, blank room, I couldn't quite name it.
"It's shit," Claudia said. She smiled, slow and lazy. "Technically, the molecule's called indole, but a rose by any other name...”
― Erica Bauermeister, The Scent Keeper

“Wake up and smell the shit, folks. This is our reality, now. Things will not be going back to normal. We’ll be lucky, if they don’t get worse too soon. Who knows what tomorrow will bring? I think it’s better to be safe than sorry, but if you want to go home, be my guest. No one is going to stop you.”
― Jason Medina, The Manhattanville Incident: An Undead Novel

“Who shit in your Rice Crispies?”
― Andy Weir

“Shit,” I yell at the stars, and shake my fist at… the moon, I guess, for lack of a better target.”
― Greg Howard

“Life is unbearable pile of shit.”
― Deyth Banger, Jokes From A

“Comedy is fun.. and okay… but the moment you go deeper you playing with deep shit cycle.”
― Deyth Banger

“Can she help it if the unconscious is a sewer?”
― Maggie Nelson, The Argonauts

“Many women describe the feeling of having a baby come out of their vagina as taking the biggest shit of their lives. This isn’t really a metaphor. The anal cavity and vaginal canal lean on each other; they, too, are the sex which is not one. Constipation is one of pregnancy’s principal features: the growing baby literally deforms and squeezes the lower intestines, changing the shape, flow, and plausibility of one’s feces. In late pregnancy, I was amazed to find that my shit, when it would finally emerge, had been deformed into Christmas tree ornament — type balls. Then, all through my labor, I could not shit at all, as it was keenly clear to me that letting go of the shit would mean the total disintegration of my perineum, anus, and vagina, all at once. I also knew that if, or when, I could let go of the shit, the baby would probably come out. But to do so would mean falling forever, going to pieces.”
― Maggie Nelson, The Argonauts

“Men: "I was wrong. I'm sorry"
Women: (Shit! What else can I fight with him about?)”
― Nitya Prakash

“Falling in love when lonely is a lot like shopping when hungry, you end up with a bunch of shit you don't need.”
― Nitya Prakash

“But is it absolutely genuine," he asked me, "this need to shit you're claiming? For I don't like to be deceived. Let's see – let's see if you really have shit in your arse." And as he said this, he thrust the middle finger of his right hand straight up my fundament, while with his left hand he kept up the erection I had teased from his prick. This probing finger did not have to go far to persuade itself of the very real need I had impressed upon him – he had no sooner touched it than he was in ecstasy: "Oh, golly!" he said. "She's not lying – the hen is about to lay, and I have just felt the egg!”
― Marquis de Sade, The 120 Days of Sodom

“Don't let anyone’s shit into your life”
― Jordan Hoechlin

“Everything was shit & everything was beautiful. They were both hunted by the dead.”
― Mark Haskell Smith, Blown

“It takes courage, pain and time to unlearn all the shit and in relearning the finest!”
― Tahreem Rahat

“Don't talk or speak... if you do that... you have been socially manipulated. - Do you know the twisty part of this whole story?


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That if you don't do it... you are again in deep shit.”
― Deyth Banger

“Багато хто з людей вважає життя лайном. Але лайно — це проміжний етап. Лайно потрібно перетворювати на добрива — так, як це робив розумний Марк Вотні на Марсі.”
― Маргарита Сурженко, Квартира київських гріхів

“Carefreeness is crazy shit... nudity and nakecrossity...”
― Deyth Banger, How to Talk to Anyone

“You piece of shit... don't argue with me... with main argument of the whole thing "faith".”
― Deyth Banger

“Comedy is a social filter, If you Good enough you can get with pleny of shit.”
― Deyth Banger

“You ain't born for this shit, get your ass together and make things happen for you.”
― Olawale Daniel

“I'm just a human being with a lot of shit on my heart”
― Owen D Hill

“We react squeamishly to shit, don’t we? But if we look into the matter you’ll see that it’s the most valuable substance on earth, all life comes from shit and returns to shit.”
― Daša Drndić, Belladonna

“I'm not full of shit! Don't put turds in my mouth.”
― Brian Spellman, Psych Ward Cyrano

“Shit will happen. Don't stop eating.”
― Vineet Raj Kapoor

“You have to be like a worm to go through shit.”
― Vineet Raj Kapoor

“Every bum can throw some shit.”
― Vineet Raj Kapoor