"Nothing is impossible... The mind is master of all things. When science fully recognizes that fact a great advance will have been made."- Prof. Augustus S.F.X. van Dusen (Jacques Futrelle's "The Problem of Cell 13," collected in The Thinking Machine, 1907)
Jacques
Futrelle was a journalist, theatrical manager and an author of detective
fiction who fathered one of the iconic characters of the genre's early period, "The Thinking Machine," which is the byname of Prof. Augustus S.F.X. van Dusen
– considered by many mystery readers to be the American equivalent of Sherlock
Holmes. Or at least one of his most notable rivals in the Americas.
Inexcusably, my reading of Futrelle and
Van Dusen has been limited to a volume of short stories from the Modern
Library, The Thinking Machine: The Enigmatic Problems of Prof. S.F.X. van
Dusen (2003), which was edited and introduced by Harlan Ellison. As well as
a number of short stories, such as "The Grinning God" and "The House That Was,"
scattered across several anthologies, e.g. Death
Locked In: An Anthology of Locked Room Stories (1987).
Recently, I developed a yearning to return to Futrelle and read some of his stories I missed out on the first time around, which is when I was suddenly struck by Newton's apple – why not work my way through the ones Robert Adey listed in Locked Room Murders and Other Impossible Crimes (1991)? It's both ingenious and something completely unexpected for this blog! Right guys?
The first story under examination, "The
Mystery of the Flaming Phantom," presents a seemingly impossible situation in
the guise of a ghost story. A stock broker, Ernest Weston, is engaged to be
married to the daughter of a banker and wants to renovate his ancestral home as
a summer residence, but a "gang of laborers" were the first one to be
confronted with the malevolent presence in the reception hall – a creature of "about
nine feet high" and "blazing from head to foot as if he was burning up."
It was a waving a long knife and laughed at the frightened men as they fled
from the home.
The ghost story attracted the attention
of the press and they dispatched a "nerveless young man," Hutchington
Hatch, but even the fearless reported had to fled after witnessing the burning
ghost for himself. There was even an additional impossibility: Hatch saw how
the ghost, "on the very face of the air," wrote with his finger the word
BEWARE!
So he fled to his old friend, Prof.
S.F.X. van Dusen, on whom he bestowed the nickname of "The Thinking Machine,"
who does not give any credence to the notion that something is impossible and
demonstrates why. Van Dusen provides a rational and logical, if somewhat
convoluted, explanation for the apparent supernatural phenomena, which he based
on such clues as a lack of a particular smell and a slight noise "attributed
to a rat running across the floor" – which is a surprisingly amount of fair
play for a detective story published in 1905. I also loved how the impossible
premise, in combination with the motive, places the story firmly in Scooby
Doo territory.
Futrelle conjured up an impressive,
imaginative and elaborate piece of charlatanism in "The Problem of the Crystal
Gazer," in which an enthusiastic investigator of the occult, Mr. Howard Varick,
is shown an unsettling glimpse of the future by a seer – an East Indian mystic
named Adhem Singh. Varick peers into the crystal ball, which was "faintly
visible by its own mystic luminosity," before "a veil seemed lifted"
and "the globe grew brighter" to show him his own death at the hands of
an unknown man. He saw himself sitting his study, which was miles away, as a
man slipped into the room and planted a knife in his back! The problem is
brought to Prof. van Dusen and he believes there was something prophetic in the
vision shown in the crystal ball, but it was brought about with a great deal of
cheating and theatrics. He even declares, "the affair is perfectly simple."
However, the trickery involved to create
the illusionary vision is everything but simple. Clever and original, but not
simple. The explanation for the trick is tentatively related to the plot of the
previous story, "The Flaming Phantom," and Dorothy
L. Sayers' "The Haunted Policeman," which was first collected Striding
Folly (1972).
In "The Last Radium," a colleague of the
famous scientific detective, Professor Dexter, procured a precious supply of radium, which
consists of no more than one ounce – representing "practically the world's
entire supply of that singular and seemingly inexhaustible force."
Fortuitously, a widow of a French scientist, Mme. Therese du Chastaigny, has a
leftover supply of radium from her husband and is willing to part with it for
every reasonable offer, but her visit coincides with the disappearance of
Dexter's radium from the laboratory.
A laboratory with windows that were set
high up in the walls, fastened from the inside, and there's a guard stationed
at the sole door, but Van Dusen sees what everyone else, including Dexter,
completely overlooked. The explanation was a bit carny and would have preferred
the one Van Dusen hinted at, suggesting someone "fished out the radium
through a window in the glass roof by some ingenious contrivance," but it
was pretty passable for something from the early 1900s. I also appreciated the
off-page cameo Mme. Curie.
"The Problem of the Missing Necklace" is
a fun, semi-inverted mystery story in the tradition of Maurice
Leblanc's Arsène Lupin and E.W. Hornung's A.J.
Raffles. Scotland Yard regards a famous jewel thief, Mr. Bradlee Cunnyngham
Leighton, as a crook, but one of "the cleverest in the world," because
they have never been able to put a finger on him – which drives one of their
chief operators, Herbert Conway, up the wall. On his latest job, Leighton
swiped the pearls from Lady Verron and has booked himself a trip to the United
States, but finds Conway as one of his fellow passengers.
However, an illegal search of Leighton's
cabin and a subsequent search by custom-officers were unsuccessful in locating
the pearls. So Conway asks the famous American scientist-cum-detective for help
and he quickly points out a place that overlooked by the officers, which makes
this only a semi-impossible crime. However, the method for smuggling the pearls
of the boat was clever and was later reused by a famous mystery writer for a
similar impossible theft of jewels.
I hated the next story, "The Roswell
Tiara," which involves a precious stone pried from a tiara that was locked away
in a wall vault and only the owner knew the combination to open it, but the
explanation is a combination of tired old tropes and coincidences. I disliked
it pretty much for the same reason "Kidnapped Baby Blake, Millionaire"
disappointed me. You can safely skip this one.
"The Problem of the Perfect Alibi"
revolves around what appears to be a cut and dry case for the police: a young
man of some social prominence, Mr. De Forrest, was found stabbed to death in
the sitting room of his suit and as he was dying from his injuries he scribbled
a number of helpful notes – such as the name of his murderer, motive and
hearing the clock strike two. There is, however, just one problem: the murderer
was sitting in the dentist chair for an emergency treatment at the time of the
murder and he can supply the police with several creditable witnesses.
Unfortunately, it’s a ramshackle alibi and the trick is really not all that
impressive, which would be considered amateurish stuff during the Golden Age.
So it's not all that noteworthy how Van Dusen tears it to shreds.
"The Mystery of the Scarlet Thread"
offers a classic, if somewhat dated, locked room mystery, which begins with
several attempts at ending the life of Weldon Henley.
Henley is a young broker who occupies a
handsome suit in "a fashionable establishment," which is luxuriously
furnished, spacious corridors, staff and the modern miracles of both "the
gas and electric systems of lighting." When he moved in, he had all the
electric apparatuses removed and only employed gas for the purpose of
lightning. Often kept "one of his gas jets burning low all night." A
habit that nearly did him in: one night he woke up nearly asphyxiated by the
gas, because the gas jet he had left burning had gone out and the tightly
locked room had slowly filled with the noxious fumes – which is presumed to
have been an accident. But these apparent accidents keep happening. They are
assumed to be accidents on account of the carefully locked and barred door and
windows of the suit, which precluded any outside interference.
The case is brought to the attention of
The Thinking Machine by Hutchington Hatch, a reporter for The Daily New
Yorker, who figures out the method based on a scarlet thread that was found
on a flagpole and the way early twentieth century gas fittings functioned. I'm
sure this particular gas outfitting would not be allowed today and everyone who
would install it would probably be dragged in front of a judge.
I found the next story, "The Vanishing
Man,"to be very unusual in its ordinariness and revolves around a promising
business tycoon, Charles Carroll, who took the reigns of a successful brokerage
concern as its young president, but not everyone agreed with his rapid
ascension in the company – leaving "a residue of rankling envy."
Nevertheless, Carroll functions above expectations and money is pouring into
the company, but then strange things started to happen: Carroll seems to be
able to vanish from his watched or locked private office at will and reappear
there with the same ease.
These bouts of temporarily invisibility
coincides with a prospected theft of gold bonds, but how these plot-threads
intertwine with the overarching motive is what this both an original and
unusual story. Only questionable part is the huge gamble Carroll took. A
really, really big gamble. The locked room trick was incredibly simple and only
a minor part of the overall story, which was perhaps for the best. Finally, I
would like to observe this story was from 1907 and modern moneymakers, like
Carroll, seemed to have still been admired as the financial wizards of the new
century, but that would all change after the Stock Market Crash of 1929. A
character like Carroll was more seen as pure villains than the daring anti-hero
that Futrelle sketched in this story.
"The Haunted Bell" is a fairly, but
over-elaborated, tale of a man, named Franklin Philips, who's being plagued by
the ringing of a Japanese gong, which he received as a gift from his wife. The
piece of antique consists of "six bells on a silken cord" and seems to
ring of its own volition. Philips initially puts it down as a trick of his
nerves, but calls in Prof. Van Dusen to help silence the ghost of the bells.
Only problem is that the ghost yarn has turned into a crime story by that time
and involves a shady curio-dealer, a dead burglar, a vanished servant and
Japanese houseguest who had a great deal of veneration for the bells. A fun,
but simple, story that could have easily been plucked from the pages of L.T.
Meade and Robert Eustace's A
Master of Mysteries (1898), which is one of the first collections of
impossible crime stories – because its solution seemed to fit the type of
stories from in that volume.
Finally, I decided to re-read one of the
stories, "The Phantom Motor," which stood up to reexamination. The setting of
the story is a small, peaceful place called Yarborough County, but it had a
fully engaged police force of several dozens of men who were stationed upon its
highways, because the county was very particular about their speeding laws. It
has superbly kept roads, "level as a floor," which tempted many drivers
and provided the county with a steady income – in particular from a place known
locally as The Trap.
The Trap is described as a "perfectly
macadamized road bed" situated "between two tall stone walls" with "only
enough of a sinuous twist in it to make each end invisible from the other,"
which have a Special Constable stationed at each end. There was telephonic
communication between both officers and they could warn each other if one
failed to stop a car or get the registration number, but there's one speeding
automobile that manages to vanish impossibly from the speed trap. Not once, but
several times! A well-known reporter, Hatch, has an opportunity to witness the
ghost car for himself and decides to call in the help of his old friend, Van
Dusen. Of course, he manages to find a completely rational explanation for the
apparently supernatural quality of the speeding car and how managed to
disappear from a closely observed and guarded speed trap. I only have one minor
complaint: could two trained and experience traffic officers really be fooled
by what they saw. Surely, they would see that one was not like the other.
Regardless, I found this to be a fun impossible crime story from the early
1800s.
Well, that's it for this review and I
know what you think: what about stories such "The Problem of Cell 13," but rest
assured, I'll certainly do a follow up to this post and read/re-read more
Thinking Machine stories to review. So this will definitely be continued. I
just can't say/promise when that will be. However, I can promise that the next
review won't be a week from now.