"Rouse yourself, my friend, rouse yourself. And look – look where I am pointing. There on the bank, close by that tree root. See you, the wasps returning home, placid at the end of the day? In a little hour, there will be destruction, and they know it not."- Hercule Poirot (Agatha Christie's "Wasps' Nest," from Poirot's Early Cases, 1974)
One of my first blog-posts was a review
of a once rare and coveted locked room mystery, Death
of Jezebel (1948), which came from the hands of a criminally underrated
mystery novelist who deserves a place among the "Crime Queen" – namely the very
talented Christianna Brand.
Brand was a late arrival on the scene,
debuting with Death in High Heels (1941) during the Second World War,
but I consider her to be on equal footing with Agatha
Christie and John
Dickson Carr. She had a similar fondness for seemingly impossible
situations as the latter and was as apt with the closed-circle of suspects as
the former, e.g. Green for Danger (1944) and London Particular
(1952).
However, in spite of my opinion of Brand,
I seem to have grossly neglected her after that initial review, but began to
crave good writing, interesting characterization and solid plotting after
struggling through Mavis Doriel Hay's mind-numbingly boring The
Santa Klaus Murder (1936) – which led me back to Brand. So I decided to
treat myself to one of her collections of short stories: What Dread Hand?
(1968). Because a single, novel-length detective story simply wasn't enough to
wash away the bad taste the previous one had left behind.
The first story from the collection is "The Hornets' Nest," perhaps better known under its original title, "Twist
for Twist," which is a promise that’s delivered on in spades and shows
Brand was in the same league as Christie!
It's an ingeniously complex story
centering on the poisoning of Cyrus Caxton: a "horrid old man" who "had
been horrid to his first wife" and "was quite evidently going to be
horrid to his second" – who had been the late Mrs. Caxton's nurse. There
were a number of men in her life willing to protect her, but were they willing
enough to fool around with a tin of cyanide? Inspector Cockrill is at hand to
straighten out the tangled, twisted mess and even constructs a false solution
reminiscent of The Murder on the Orient Express (1934). One of the best
stories from the collection!
"Aren't Our Police Wonderful?" is what's
known in the genre as a "Hoist-On-Their-Own-Petard," in which a brother tries
secure his inheritance by bumping off his brother and was inspired by "a
case that happened a hundred years ago or more." However, as Mark Twain
observed: history does not repeat itself, but it often rhymes and that becomes
the murderers undoing. A quick, fun story.
The third story from this collection, "The Merry-Go-Round," has something to offer to both readers of classical
detective stories and modern crime stories: a recently widowed woman is being
blackmailed with a collection of lurid photographs found in a private drawer at
the office of her late husband. A revolver stashed away in his bedside drawer
provides relief for his widow. However, the blackmail angle does not stop
there, but simply continues from a different angle. I loved the wonderfully
sardonic ending and wished more modern crime fiction were in this mold.
The titular "Blood Brothers" from the
fourth story are named David and Jonathan, who are actually twins from a small
village, but even the locals are unable to tell them apart, which is cleverly
exploited when they in a hit-and-run that killed a child – setting the stage
for a premeditated murder. Inspector Cockrill tries to piece everything
together, but whether or not he was successful is debatable. A splendid
demonstration how twins can be properly used in a fair-play detective story.
Even when said story is structured as an inverted mystery.
"Dear Mr. Editor..." begins with a short
letter from Christianna Brand to her editor, in which she apologizes for having
been unable to provide him with a freshly written story for his anthology.
However, Brand did include a copy of a document written by "a poor creature,"
who "was quite mad," and was addressed to her editor. It's a
thriller-ish suspense story with a twist, but one most readers will probably
spot well before the ending.
"The Rose" is a short-short story and a
postscript reveals it as an early endeavor of the author, which kind of shows.
A loving husband is planning to dispose of his wife by hoisting and shoving her
from the balcony, but these seemingly perfect schemes seldom pan out as
planned. You’ll probably guess it as well.
The following story, "Akin to Love," is
an odd inclusion, because it combines the romance story with the ghost yarn, in
which a young woman spends the night in a room haunted by the ghost of a young
man – who had "joined one of the Hell Fire Clubs" and "sold his soul
to the devil." The man had sinned against "womankind" and can only
be set free if a woman forgave and loved him. Sort of like Beauty and The
Beast, but not really my kind of stuff.
I wanted to enjoy "The Death of Don
Juan," but ended up not caring for it: Vicomte Coqauvin, "Don Juan," is going
to settle down and breaks up a pendant, known as the "Collar of Tears," to give
all of his mistresses a diamond drop as a memento. The entire undertaking had "been
a nightmare of threatened suicides," but the final woman on his list was
angry enough to empty a pistol on him. A Duchess sets out to reassemble the
pendant and by the end it's revealed she had an unexpected role in the murder.
It's not a bad story and some will like it, but I'm not one of them.
The quality picks up again with "Double
Cross," which is a story fans of classic Ellery
Queen will appreciate: Sir Thomas Cross had been "an unaccommodating
relative to his heirs" by living too long, spending too much money and
extracting revenge for his murder with an "equally unaccommodating will" – condemning his three cousins and potential murderers to live together in the
"gloomy glories of Halberd Hall." A failure to comply excluded the
absentee from further interest in the estate and basically amounted to a
Tontine scheme, which is at the heart of several short EQ stories and radio
plays. The solution is a good play on the least-likely-suspect and
most-likely-suspect gambit. I liked it.
"The Sins of the Father" is a pure horror
story and is about sin-eaters, who "flourished in Wales" up "to the
end of the seventeenth century," but might have been around as recent as a
hundred years ago. They eat the sins of men and send the dead with a clean
slate into the afterworld, but are treated abominably for taking "sins upon
them" – being cast out for being "doomed for all eternity" and "heavy
with the load of other men's transgressions." In this story a young
sin-eater is called upon to relief a dead man of his sins and "eat from the
breast of a corpse." It's not a mystery, but very intriguing nonetheless.
"After the Event" is one of the longer
stories from the collection, in which the "Grand Old Man of Detection"
gives an expose of the Othello case. A case in which he collared the
murderer by building up "a water-tight case against him" and "triumphantly
brought to trial," but the jury failed to convict. However, Inspector
Cockrill is present as well and found himself in "the position of the small
boy at a party who knows how the conjurer does his tricks," which the
observant and seasoned armchair detective can largely follow. And that's the
most attractive part of this elaborate and theatrical story: rival detectives
butting heads.
Note: I'm refraining from giving any
details about the Othello case, because it really is an elaborate story.
Read if for yourself.
"Death of a Ghost" is a
story-within-story: a family secret is being divulged about a cousin who took
deadly tumble down a flight of stairs and the ghost of a "Wicked Earl" from the
eighteenth-century, which are closely tied-together. I kind of liked the story
except for the feeling more could've been done with it.
"The Kite" is another minor, stand-alone
story, but one I did not care about or remember anything about it. Skippable at
best.
"Hic Jacet..." is another inverted
mystery playing on the "Hoist-On-Their-Own-Petard," in which Mr. Fletcher-Store
is plotting the murder of his wife by drowning, but his plan horrendously
backfired and the R.A.F. jacket he purchased in the pub is part to blame. I
really enjoy these type of stories, but I rare come across them and only found
a small selection of them in two collection of short stories: Murderous
Schemes: An Anthology of Classic Detective Stories (1998), which has a
selection of such stories containing the brilliant "The Possibility of Evil" by
Shirley Jackson, and Maps: The Uncollected John Sladek (2008), which has
the amusing "You Have a Friend at Fengrove National."
Finally, there's "Murder Game," which is
better known among locked room enthusiasts as "The Gemminy Cricket Case," and has
an impossible crime plot as complicated as it's classical.
It's another one of those
story-within-a-story structured story, in which Giles Carberry tells "the
old man" about the Gemminy case. Thomas Gemminy is a London-based solicitor
"dealing largely in criminal cases," but was "kind and compassionate"
with a trust fund for those "who had passed through his hand" and "might
turn for help in time of need." His home had also been open to the pitiful
children who usually had no idea what their parents had been up to. So not
really your typical story-book victim, but Gemminy is brutally murdered inside
his office: tied to a chair with a cord and handkerchief knotted tightly around
his neck, but the finishing blow came from knife-thrust between the shoulder
blades – and the wound was still bleeding when the door was broken down. A door
that was locked and bolted from the inside. On top of that, the office was set
on fire and the victim was heard screaming something "vanishing into thin
air" and "the long arms."
It's an extremely knotty, twisted affair
and the solution is clever, but, it has to be said, a composite of some time-honored
tricks. However, Brand found a way to twist it in a new direction and came up with
a logical and clever answer why the second victim suffered a similar fate as the
bleeding heart lawyer. But the best part is the final revelation, which makes this
a very, very dark story and explained where the murderer found the guts for such
to pull off such a locked room trick.
Well, that were the tales murder and horror collected in What
Dread Hand? and, hopefully, I have done them some measure justice, because I enjoyed the vast majority of them and were exactly what I needed after the
previous disappointment.