We Interrupt This Blog... #24

... to let you know that 'pickers' will eventually turn into 'hoarders'.

We Interrupt This Blog.... #23

... to let you know if you mock literacy, bones will be broken!!

Remember kids, read and THEN put the moves on the redhead.

We Interrupt This Blog.... #22

.. to help you carry all that junk in your trunk...

We Interrupt This Blog.... #21

... to inform you to do your ankle exercises.

Otherwise it could be Ankles Away (as they say in the Navy)

We Interrupt This Blog #21 .....

..to explain that a Gondola Car is not found in Venice.

We Interrupt This Blog ....#20

... to show you how to stink up your house with the smell of burning plastic!

"WHAT ARE YOU SMOKING DOWN THERE?"

"NOTHING, DAD! I'M WORKING ON MY MODELS!"

"ARE YOU SMOKING REEFER DOWN THERE?!?! IF I HAVE TO TURN OFF WIDE WORLD OF SPORTS AND COME DOWN THERE AND TAKE THAT REEFER OUTTA YOUR MOUTH YOU'RE GONNA WISH THAT YOU WERE SMOKING HAMS INSTEAD OF THAT REEFER!"

"I'M STRETCHING MY ANTENNA, THAT'S ALL!"

(sounds of mother sobbing)
"He found your magazines, Harold, I TOLD you to throw those away!"

We Interrupt This Blog.......#18

... to inform you that the "Captain" didn't find Machu Picchu, Scrooge McDuck did!


We also want to warn you about any old "Captains" offering to take you aboard their "land ship", if ya know what I mean.

We Interrupt This Blog #17 ......

... to confound all those smarty-panty folks at the CSI.

..at least before there was DNA.
Your mother's got DNA!!!!

We Interrupt This Blog.... #16

...to bail out the world economy....


Of course, that is $15,000,000 in 1965. Hmm, let's see, back then gold was $35.12 an ounce so that means they could pull out 26,694 pounds or 13 tons. Today, that would be worth...
$375,854,214. That keeps ahead of inflation which would have only made that worth $97.6 million.

With my luck I would be the guy at the end of the line... the line that contained everyone in the entire world.

We Interrupt This Blog.... #15

.. to tell you that I shot the sheriff...

..but I did not shoot the deputy.

We Interrupt This Blog .... #14

.. to let you know that AMtrak, built by the sweat of foreign labor, can be a dangerous ride, what with the Indian raids and all.

We Interrupt This Blog #13 .....

.... to help keep you outta the slammer! Ignorance of the Law is no excuse.


Just remember that you can be cruel to oysters in Kentucky all day long and I can personally attest that it is perfectly legal to open cans of tomatoes with a revolver in every county in Oklahoma

We Interrupt This Blog..... #12

..to inform you about the dangers of traveling by stagecoach. Black Bart can be a danger to both you and your valuables.

I'm digging the monocle, though.

We Interrupt This Blog..... #11

... to show you how to get that extra pep into your Prius..

Just remember, big oil is just a bunch of evil bastards.
This message brought to you by T. Boone "Cap" Pickens.

We Interrupt This Blog... #10

... To teach everyone about the newspaper biz. Just remember kids, newspapers are here to stay!!!

this message brought to you by getyournewsfromtheinternet.com

We Interrupt This Blog ... #9

... to teach all the young ladies about getting married. Much better than getting a shoe to the head.

We Interrupt This Blog....#8

...to remind you that the library is your friend, so stop stealing music downloads and scouring the intraweb-tube thing for remote control plans for your Renaissance faire dress.

We Interrupt This Blog......#7

... to let you know that once you get married, don't try that 'shoe-to-the-head' thing ever again.

GOOD LUCK!!!!

We Interrupt This Blog ......#6

... To teach you about the flag and how Hawaii obviously snuck into the Union a year early. Sneaky Coconut-eaters!

We Interrupt This Blog... #5

..to allow Jack Kirby to school you on weapons. Everyone knows the best weapons are Kirby Weapons!

From The Losers #155 1975