Pitchman-A-Go-Go #38

It's the wonderful HYPNO-COIN! It makes women walk with their arms outstretched, just like they are going to embrace you, or maybe carry your laundry. I'm gonna buy two and wear them like sunglasses!

"Why, no, Ms. Officer Ragnell, I didn't realize that I was speeding. Did YOU realize that YOU'RE IN MY POWER and that you will IRON MY SHIRTS?!?!?!" It makes you wonder what else the Hypnotic Aids Supply Co. stocked.

Feel free to gaze upon my awesome Photoshop skilz over at the Progressive Ruin.

Pitchman-A-Go-Go #36

If all else fails, get yourself a polaris nuclear sub made out of 200lb. test material and it SHOOTS MISSLES AND TORPEDOES!!!! (Can you tell I always wanted one of these?) It also had an electrically lit instrument panel. How fantastic is this?

purchased from the Canadian Navy Surplus Store in Burnaby BC.
Obligatory joke: What's long, round and full of seamen?
A submarine. hee hee hee

Pitchman-A-Go-Go #34

Sometimes you get a whole page of ads, tiny ads that are just text, 3 dozen on a page. This was in an old partial copy of Nick Fury and his howling commandos and it really caught my eye.

"Super-intelligent bats" I want to see THAT in Final Crisis.