In my previous life I was the Duke of Wellington - Waterloo 2015 - A Funny Little War

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A note with regard to photographs - I have taken care to upload full sized versions of all the pictures that I took.  Because of the nature of the game and the terrain, examining them as is will probably not be very enlightening.  I would encourage you to click on them to make them larger and take a closer look. 

Last week, I took part in a Waterloo Bicentennial Game organised by the Funny Little Wars fraternity. I traveled over to London to take part and it was just wonderful. I met some friends like Tim, who I have known through the blogosphere for years, and others like Bob & Paul, who I'd met in person before. I also had the pleasure of making the acquaintance of some new friends and take part in what was without doubt one of the highlights of my wargaming career. 

Played on a gloriously sunny day this was an epic undertaking involving a lawn area of nearly sixty yards by thirty, over 2000 1/32 scale soldiers and ten players.

The Field of Mars

(shot with the viewers back to Wavre, looking along the Allied position, the 

small cluster of buildings in the left middle ground is Placenoit)

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French Hussars scouting in the distance

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This is a highly subjective, deeply partisan and necessarily fragmentary account of the game. Those of you might prefer a more coherent narrative, should turn to the efforts of Messrs Gow, Cordery and Carrick.  I was enjoying myself far too much to pause to take many pictures and I suppose in many ways, my favourite parts of the battle are absent from this record because I was having far, far too much fun doing to think about recording the moment for posterity. 

A view from La Bella Alliance Farm (I think) - while the French lay out their forces.

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The game began with us laying out troops using small flags, these were thrust into the ground to mark the location of troops, while we unpacked the boxes.  This actually got a little confusing at one point, when I accidentally deployed troops meant for Bob's flank in the centre. 

At the models eye view, the lawn does not seem so flat

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Many wargamers revel in games that involve vast numbers of figures and there is a joy in ranks and ranks of toy soldiers that thrills the heart. But, what impressed me about the game was how open the battle was. Lines formed and columns marched and match stick cannon fire flew across the field, but despite the number of troops, the game never felt claustrophobic. The sheer size of the play area swallowed up even the huge number of troops we were using and left the game feeling quite open and fluid.  

There are a fearful lot of those Frenchers

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Even the huge column of several hundred French figures here didn't feel too weighty and there was none of the wall-to-wall troops that many big games become. There was plenty of maneuvre to be done, which kept the battle short and lively. 

French cavalry probing our line

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These fellows scouted out the defended villages of La Haie Sainte. I had held them with infantry, but did not reveal the artillery I had concealed there until the French cavalry were charging in to assault the squares I had strung between them. 

The Mont St Jean position, which ably defended by "Dead-eye" Carrick

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For the most part, with the exception of some trees and a few buildings, we left the ground to be the ground so to speak, but it wouldn't be Waterloo without the Mont St. Jean ridge.  Bob and Brian kept a goodly portion of our infantry on the reverse of the slope, ready to meet the French attack. Our general plan was to play the French out for as long as possible, so that the Prussians could arrive. 

Mark (or should that be Marc?) moving his French rotters down the road towards La Haie Sainte

What insidious devilry could he be planning? 

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I think I may have broken the code...

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A view of the Allied position before lunch 

(Mont St. Jean to the right, La Haie Sainte. Placenoit out of shot to the left)

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I can not understate how much I enjoyed this game. I am generally the game organiser and the host, so I rarely get to play without having half an eye on what is going on in the game as a whole. Now it is a role that I relish, but it was a departure for me to arrive to play a game and not really have to think about the setup or the scenario or anything other than playing the game for it's own sake. It was a very enjoyable experience.  I think it helped that I purposely decided that I would not think of Waterloo while we were playing.  So rather than trying to map what was occuring to my understanding of the battle, I focused on playing the game as game. 

A brigade of Frog cavalry hoving into view 

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This had the strange somewhat counter intuitive effect that moments in the game seemed to mirror those of the actual battle without us actively attempting to do so.  There was a massive French cavalry attack on my squares in the centre that could have been directed by Sergei Bondarchuk himself.

My brave Scotsmen prepare to receive them in square. 

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Meanwhile, the RHA have been moving up to support the Prussians who were coming in  on our left

(these were some really beautiful old plastics painted by Brian, wonderful)

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I'd been shoring up our left flank with the Household cavalry supported by some Dutchmen, dancing around and generally trying to look intimidating so that the French didn't attempt to drive a wedge between us and the Prussians. Fortunately Blucher - ahem - I mean Anthony cracked on in a style that would have made the mad old hussar proud.  To be honest, he channeled Blucher so successively that the only question is whether he's stopped screaming "VORVARTS!"(1) at things.

My gallant lads shortly after sending the flower of the French cavalry to the knackers yard

(I really wish I had taken more photographs of this...)

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Meanwhile, over on the Allied right, a massive cavalry battle was developing

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The French punched through the Allied line

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The lone survivor of the 18th "Drogheda Cossacks" scoots for the rear

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But he has found spiritual solace

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Blucher (left) and others look on while Mark defends Placenoit from the advancing Prussians

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After the massive cavalry battle on the right, the Prussians began to arrive in force. The French guns ably manned by Mark and Mike (who has curiously managed to be almost entirely absent from these pictures) simply could not knock down enough of them. 

Just look at all those lovely, lovely sausage munchers go

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Mark attempts to stave off the advancing Prussians, just as the game is coming to a close

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So, there you have it.  The game ended after a sort of happy blur - to be honest, I think the only thing that could have made it better was if I had been able to get a little bit more sleep the night before. I'm totally smitten with the idea of garden wargaming now.  It was really interesting to see how the change in the nature of space totally transformed the game. Now Mrs. Kinch runs to a (though I say so myself) very fine flower garden, but there is no lawn to be had. 

Another aspect that complete transformed the game, which has been totally absent from our indoor Little Wars games has been the dips and rises in the ground. No lawn however well tended is entirely flat and it was very surprising to see troops disappear from sight, once one got down to fire ones cannon from the models eye view, into dead ground that was totally invisible when viewed from the lofty height of a 5'10. 

The game was wonderful.  The company was wonderful. The spectacle was probably never to be repeated. I cannot say enough good things about the experience. 

However, it has left me nursing imperial ambitions regarding nearby lawns and muttering greedily about yardsticks and movement trays.  

I think Little Wars will have to ride again. 

(1) Reports that a wargaming Englishman was removed from a Tescos somewhere in the midlands last Thursday after repeatedly screaming "FORWARDS MY CHILDREN! DEATH TO THE FRENCH!" at the dairy counter are unconfirmed and no doubt scurrilous. 

Waterloo Day - 20th June

The boys ponder how they are going to take Quatre Bras while General Villainous LeGlace of the Dutch army checks his phone for cheap flights out of here...

This will be a short post as I have quite a few photos and to be honest, it was such a good days gaming it deserves a full report.  Suffice to say - there was a gathering on Saturday and we played my Quatre Bras scenario and Waterloo.  A great time was had by all - many thanks to all that attended. For all my worrying about how I was going to tackle Quatre Bras - the inspiration provided by last minute panic did the job. 

Marshall Von Casey looking like the sassiest French general there is.

I was actually quite happy with how the scenario turned out. Most of the things I was worried about didn't occur, though the game dragged on longer than I had anticipated (three hours, which is very long for a CNN game) - I put this down to a number of factors. The reinforcements that needed to be deployed took some time, but I think the major factor was that I included too many troops in the order of battle. Having realised my mistake, I reduced both sides by a third.

And then promptly forgot to reduce the victory conditions in accordance with the new troops numbers. That's something I'll bear in mind for the next version.

General Von Kerrigan looking pleased as yet more French cavalry hove into view

Man of the match has to go to General Von Kerrigan, who took on the role of General Picton with hard charging vigour.  Absolutely unflappable in the face of imminent destruction. Well done that man. 

The field of Waterloo

After we finished Quatre Bras, General Von Casey had to womble off as he has recently become a father and had to go look after his new charge. It was great to see him, but a higher duty calls.

The light drawing in, it was nearly five before we finished Quatre Bras, and the Prussians getting nearer, we reset the battlefield for Waterloo and dived in with a will. I shall leave the account (and who won) for the full report. 

Team picture - care to guess who won?

We finished around half seven and stayed for a few drinks afterwards. General Von Kerrigan (on the right with top hat) did excellent duty as General Picton having grasped the fundamental truth of good generalship which is SHOUTING! And hat waving - excellent hat waving on that man. 

Many thanks to all that attended, Marshall Terens, The Villainous LeGlace, General Von Kerrigan, the Unlikely Douglas McKenzie and General Du Gourmand. And a big welcome to newcomer, Marshall McShannon - who took to the whole enterprise like a duck to water and earned immortal fame by out Du Gourmanding Du Gourmand in his first battle. 

More in the days to come. 

The dawn of Waterloo

The Dawn of Waterloo by Lady Butler

There is some part of my heart where it is always half seven in a muddy Belgian field and the freedom of Europe is being staked on whether brave men can endure just that little bit longer.  

The light draws in, the drums crackle with the pas de charge and Napoleon is still to be beat. 

I wish you all joy of the day.

A parcel arrives!

A Trooper of the Blues and a Horse Grenadier of the Guard

I got up early this morning as I had some paperwork to do and until someone invents a 26 hour day, there doesn't seem to be any prospect of my doing the business of work in work in the near future.

However, there was some light at the end of the tunnel as I took delivery of a parcel from England. Mark had sent over the latest additions to the Hundred Days project, speciffically a Horse Grenadier of the Guard and a Revell Horse Guard.

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 I actually think I prefer the plastic Revell figures to the SHQ metal, there is a greater delicacy to the sculpting and he sits his horse better. The Horse Guard is as you can probably tell, one of the Blues. Both men will be representing Guard Heavy Cavalry units in the Waterloo scenario. It is looking like it is very possible that I may have this project ready to go before June.

And I'm not the only one with stirrings of 1815, David Crook appears to have the same condition.

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2nd Dutch Line, 3rd Netherland Division

2nd Dutch Line, 3rd Netherland Division

As I've mentioned before, I've been mustering troops for the Quatre Bras and Waterloo scenarios. I already have sufficient British troops, more than enough in fact, so the bulk of my time has been devoted to the Dutch, Belgians, Brunswickers and Nassauers. At the scale I'm dealing with the troops are purely representational, I picked troops that I liked.

The Brunwickers were a natural choice, as the heavy metal fans of the Napoleonics era, but for the most part I have picked troops that were relatively ordinary. Consider it a sort of reverse snobbishness I suppose, but I have an affection for the troops of the line that battalion upon battalion of Old Guard Grenadiers never stokes. 

Officer, Musician & Sergeant

The above are my first addition to my Dutch forces, the 2nd Dutch Line of the First Brigade of the 3rd Netherlands Division. They were the only line unit, barring some Belgian Jaeger, in the division. They were also "...comparatively weak...could scarcely muster 470 [men]". Wellington apparently did not wish to rely on the division, which was mostly a militia formation and did not fight at Quatre Bras.


They were in the 1st Brigade under Colonel H. Detmers, who in turn reported to Lieutenant General Baron David Hendrik Chasse. According to Mark Adkin's, from whose masterful Waterloo Companion all this is culled, Chasse was known as "General Bayonet".  This nickname was apparently bestowed by General Bonaparte himself, as Chasse had previously been in the French service. He later did good service during the siege of Antwerp in 1832

He'll never eat another tulip

The figures themselves are all HAT plastics straight out of the box. Their Dutch infantry set while not exactly the highest example of the sculptors art, is perfectly serviceable. The actual painting was done by Mark Bevis. The casualty figure is an Irregular Miniatures British casualty, who I think you'll agree is  close enough and had the virtue of lying around in my box of bits doing nothing in particular before he was dragooned into Dutch service.

The division had a relatively quiet morning on the 18th June 1815, being stationed to the west at the village of Braine l'Alleid. However, they were moved to the rear of the British position in the afternoon, where they were called upon to form square when French cavalry penetrated the main Allied line. They took part in the repelling of the attack by the Imperial Guard towards the end of the day, getting cut up in the process and losing about an eighth of their number.


The Napoleon Series had two little known accounts of his Divisions activities at Waterloo, which you may read here.






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