Showing posts with label 1973. Show all posts
Showing posts with label 1973. Show all posts

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VIDEO REVIEW: The Crazies

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VIDEO REVIEW: Messiah of Evil

Wednesday, July 17, 2013

REVIEW: Wonder Women


Wonder Women
Director: Robert Vincent O'Neill
Year 1973

Wonder Women is a fantastic spy-centric 70's gem which takes all of the fun aspects of the espionage genre from the mid sixties and mixes it all up into a ridiculously fun exploitation flick that often boggles the mind. Filled to the brim with sexy kung-fu women, dangerous thugs and exotic locations, the film goes all out in displaying its outlandish heart on its sleeve. Lensed in the Philippines and comprised of an international cast, Wonder Women is a lost gem of a feature, which surprises at every turn, often taking the viewer into unfathomable situations that serve to entertain exponentially.

The film follows insurance investigator, and all around badass, Mike Harber, as he is assigned to a most unusual case. It turns out that the world's greatest athletes have been disappearing in startling succession and all signs point to a mysterious organization off the coast of Manila. Run by a brilliantly mad surgeon named Dr. Tsu, the all female group has been experimenting with body transplants which require them to abduct famous athletes in order to sell their body parts to the highest bidder. Racing against time, Mike Harber begins a harrowing search for the most recent missing athlete, but his investigation won't be easy. Crooked con-men, deformed creatures, and Dr. Tsu and her army of ravishing and leggy assassins are just a few of Harber's many obstacles in this most outlandish tale of delectable and action oriented sights.


Ross Hagen takes on the role of Mike Harber, the quick-witted and unstoppable insurance investigator powerhouse. Ridiculously cocky and abundantly womanizing, Hagen's portrayal of this sure-headed hero is something to witness. Sometimes slick, but mostly accident prone, Hagen gives an interesting performance that is both adrenaline fused and comically silly. The hybrid of sorts makes for some rather entertaining viewing, and his charisma is without a doubt what holds most of these wacky antics together. You can tell that he is having fun with the role and through this whimsical manner, you begin to be infected by the fun of it all. Whether he's toppling down a staircase, being beaten to a pulp by a sexy kung-fu artist, or dishing out some well deserved justice, Ross Hagen makes it all so damn enjoyable and a real treat to witness.

Maria De Aragon steals the show as the ravishing female assassin Linda, whose gorgeous figure and hypnotizing looks literally set the film on fire. She throws herself into this role, as she punches and kicks her way through it like a champ. She may not be the most athletic or accomplished of fighters, but damn does she give a fiery performance that never holds back. Often thrust into a number of action scenes throughout the film, Maria bursts to life in each case, giving the movie a much needed injection of female badassery. I'd have to say that she was an excellent and pitch-perfect femme fatale for the film, leaving Nancy Kwan's Dr. Tsu character in the dust. Like Hagen's role in the film, Maria's presence in this movie is an essential piece to the puzzle and she is one of the glaring reasons on why this feature is so damn enjoyable.


It's the oddities and unusual nature of the movie that really meld well with the entertaining performances of Hagen and Maria. From a child assassin, to a strange skinny oriental mob leader, to a mad surgeon, to an army of sexy killers, to even a handful of deformed beast men, this film has it all, and it's all integrated in a way that truly takes the viewer by surprise. You never quite know what will happen next and that is one of the more enjoyable aspects of the production. Taping into its exploitation roots, the film delivers one crazy set piece after another, until your head begins to spin from the strangeness of it all.

Another odd facet of the movie is the inclusion of cult actor Sid Haig as Dr. Tsu's associate. He exits the movie as mysteriously as he enters, and in the end you really don't know much about his character other than he is a part of the overall scheme that Dr. Tsu has cooking. His disappearance from the film is hilarious, because he literally just vanishes mid sequence. As wacky as it seems for a side character to just fade into obscurity, it fits in perfectly with the overall atmosphere of the production. In a movie filled with lethal babes and an unstoppable ladies man insurance inspector, you really have to throw logic out the window and just sit back and be entertained.


Wonder Women is an unapologetic trip through exploitation action cinema, which derives much of its style from its 60's Eurospy counterparts. Sprinkled with a heavy dose of outlandish humor and unprecedented weirdness, this outstanding gem is one for the record books. From beginning to end, you'll struggle to guess what will happen next and the spontaneous nature of the production is one of its strongest assets. Ross Hagen and Maria De Aragon are exceptionally engaging in their roles with Hagen bringing his charisma in full force and Maria looking absolutely breathtaking as she kicks major ass. Nancy Kwan and Sid Haig do a commendable job with their characters, but the true stars are Hagen and Maria.

In the most simplistic of ways, Wonder Women is a film that is ridiculously off the wall. In the most outstanding of ways, the film manages to pack an enormous amount of weirdness into its quick running time, but without sacrificing the coherent nature of its story. It's wild and inventive, yet it never forgets that above all things, it must entertain. I was highly satisfied with this feature and fortunate enough to come across it when I did, because it truly is a lost gem. If you're a fan of these types of films and enjoy a good old fashion oddity, then give this one a go. Wonder Women is truly a spectacle and it is one that you're not going to want to miss. This film is absolutely.....


Nice...... Shorts?

Microphone check... 1...2....1..2!

What a way to go!

This is romantic and all Bob, but I'm just not into you.

Pull my sexy finger Bitch!

If only there was a way out of this joint.

Give me some skin home-slice.

Sweet Lord Almighty! That's the come hither look!

Someone help the cameraman! I think he's having a heart attack!

So how about that second date?

Looks like someone's a third wheel.

Mike Harber gets caught with his pants down.

What the hell are you weirdos watching?!?!?!

It's a nice zoo you got here. Now where the hell is the exit.

Is this real pleather?

Sid Haig loves his pimp cane.

Bad deformed creature....... BAD!

Peace out homies.

Wednesday, March 7, 2012

Thursday, January 26, 2012

REVIEW: The Golden Voyage of Sinbad


The Golden Voyage of Sinbad
Director: Gordon Hessler
Year 1973

SINBAD! There's one name that is engrained in my head. One that automatically makes me think of fun-filled fantasy adventures permeating with cool mythical creatures and that name is Sinbad. Forget the comedian of the same name because this Sinbad doesn't do family comedies. Instead he's all about adventuring, battling beasts, and picking up chicks. You can call him the fantasy version of James Bond, but I'll just call him Sinbad.

In The Golden Voyage of Sinbad, the titular character finds himself embarking on a most interesting and mysterious quest that leads him into both perilous situations and interesting company. After coming across a strange golden amulet and then coincidentally coming into contact with a strange golden mask-wearing man named Vizier, Sinbad and his crew set sail to discover the answers to this intriguing puzzle of the amulets purpose. With danger around every corner, can they unlock the mystery behind the golden amulet, or will this adventure claim their lives? Sinbad you crazy bastard! Let's set sail!


The Golden Voyage of Sinbad is one lavish production and its quality shows throughout the entire spread of the film. From marvelous matte paintings, to exquisitely imagined miniatures, to drop dead gorgeous sets, the visual splendor across the board is unparalleled. What is also an impressive feat is that each intricate effects laden shot is intertwined flawlessly into the story, never taking away from the broad spectrum of the outlandish journey. It instead makes the film feel cohesive and lived in, thriving across the screen as we go along with Sinbad on this outstanding, fantasy imbued, ride.

You will literally be taken aback at some of the wonders that grace themselves across the screen, at the most unexpected moments. Gargantuan beasts, tiny winged creatures, and stone and wooden statues spring to life, thanks to the skillful hands of animation master Ray Harryhausen. The man is a legend of the cinema and we get to see first hand how truly great the man was. The Golden Voyage of Sinbad showcases some of his most impressive work.

There is a scene in the closing moments of the film that really gives us our moneys worth and proves that Harryhausen is the master at what he does. This moment occurs when we witness a centaur clash heads with a wonderfully imagined griffen. The presentation is remarkably crafted and the two creatures look immensely powerful, as they gnash and snarl at one another. It's strange that when the two fictional creatures spring into battle, you begin to feel a prick of sympathy and a heavy dose of pitty for the losing beast. I credit that to Harryhausen's outstanding animation work. His mastery allows us to believe that these are flesh and blood monsters, proving possibly that stop motion animation was a better effects method in injecting life into an inanimate object.

It's true that with the more modern day computer generated creatures like Weta's Gollum and Planet of the Apes' Caeser, we get a photo realistic looking being with plenty of emotion and heart, but there is something missing with those creations. There is a tangible void of representation that is always there with these CGI infused creatures, and there's a separation between the live action counterparts and the man made wonders that supposedly share the same space. The same goes for these older films and Harryhausen's work, but for some reason, the way they were filmed possibly, it isn't as soulless and fabricated. I guess it all comes down to a matter of opinion and what you're preferences are, but I've always felt that Harryhausen's works were more grounded in reality over the more computer generated creations of modern day cinema. Oh well, they're both great techniques and have produced many masterpieces, but Sinbad rules!


Aside from the outstanding works of Ray Harryhausen and the impeccable production designs, the film has a tremendous set of characters to play around with. Leading the pact is cult film star John Phillip Law, who has brought us such memorable characters like Diabolik from Danger: Diabolik and Pygar from the outstandingly psychedelic Barbarella. The man is entertaining as hell and he brings an exciting energy to his role of Sinbad. Each actor that has portrayed Sinbad in the various other iterations have brought their own sensibilities to the role, but I find Law's approach to be the most intense. Maybe it's his eyes, but the man has a demanding screen presence.

Speaking of screen presence, how about that Caroline Munro! Ever since seeing her in William Lustig's Maniac, I've been hooked. She's just a breathtaking actress that can literally steal a scene by just walking into a room. Her credits run long, but her most stand out rolls would have to be Captain Kronos - Vampire Hunter, At the Earth's Core, The Spy Who Loved Me, Starcrash, and The Last Horror Film. All great flicks, only enhanced by the inclusion of Munro. In The Golden Voyage of Sinbad, Caroline plays a slave girl that is swept up into the high adventures of Sinbad, often finding herself in danger and needing to be saved. She looks amazing in this one, as the screen shots can attest, and I'm glad that she found herself in one of the Sinbad films. You gotta love the Munro!


The Golden Voyage of Sinbad is a great fantasy flick during a time when stop motion animation was king. Ray Harryhausen's hand in this film can be felt throughout the entire production, leaving a very heavy atmosphere of Greek mythology colliding with strong fantasy based visuals. The combination, as always, is astounding, giving way to one of the most entertaining genre turns of the time period.

The acting across the board is both energetic and captivating, especially when you stop and realize that many of the actors were reacting to nothing at all when it comes to the creature scenes, which were aplenty. From wooden and stone statues coming to stark life, to mythical creatures, this film has the goods, giving enough fantasy en-charged flavor to satisfy any cynic of the genre. The bottom line is that this film is........


That's some fat bling there Daddy-O.

Ladies and Gentlemen it's........ Sorry lost my train of thought.

You want some of this drink Woody?

Back! Back you demon!

Osama Bin Koura.

Dance for me little one. DANCE!

Sinbad has his eyes locked onto something more beautiful then Caroline's cleavage.

She's looking up, while the rest of the cast is looking down.

This can't be good.

Caroline Munro is scared out of her damn mind.

Well hey there good looking.

John Phillip Law doing his best Jambi impersonation. Not bad.

Help. I've fallen and I can't get up.

That Koura is such a drama queen.

Stand by your Sinbad.... I mean Man.

Oh it's you. What are you so happy about?

This doesn't look like a fair fight. That Centaur doesn't have a chance.

Ladies and Gentlemen, again here's...... What the hell was I just talking about?

Prepare to be shish kabob you Centaur son of a bitch!

Sinbad and his crazy DEATH BLOW!

Oh look. It's that romantic fountain that shoots blood.

Look everyone, here come the credits.