Showing posts with label 1980. Show all posts
Showing posts with label 1980. Show all posts

Wednesday, February 15, 2017

VIDEO REVIEW: Friday the 13th

Thursday, February 2, 2017

VIDEO REVIEW: Cannibal Apocalypse

Sunday, October 6, 2013

REVIEW: Friday the 13th


Friday the 13th
Director: Sean S. Cunningham
Year 1980

Friday the 13th is the epitome of the 80's slasher. Gory, wild, and full of atmospheric dread, this granddaddy of the genre is a moody force benefiting from a fresh-faced young cast and an impressive effects department. Spearheading the trademark archetypes of the slasher genre, the film moves headlong into what would soon become a cinematic phenomenon, spawning countless imitators and a generation of horror fanatics. A classic in its own right, Friday the 13th earns its iconic status as it has just the right amount of mood and horror to unsettle you, as it does character and lasting charm.

The film follows a group of camp counselors as they prepare for the coming season at Camp Crystal Lake to begin. During their preparations they are stalked by an unknown assailant and are picked off, one by one. But who could this mysterious murderer be and could it have something to do with the tragic death of a young camper in Crystal Lake's past? With so many questions there's one thing for certain, and that is that this place has a death curse!


Friday the 13th, like all entertaining slasher films, has a great assortment of characters to help mix things up. Adrienne King rises to the task as Alice Hardy the surprisingly resilient counselor that proves too hard to kill. King is an interesting choice, as her character pretty much blends into the background during the early moments of the film and doesn't stand out until most of the cast has been killed, but I guess that lends to the fact that these were the early years of the genre, when things weren't so cliché and predictable. King does a great job as she gives a tremendously underplayed performance, playing the quiet and conservative young counselor and her genuine take on the character is rather impressionable.

The real memorable characters of the film are the supporting cast, as they show the more wild and promiscuous sides of the group. Lining up the various victims we have Kevin Bacon as Jack Burrel, Jeannine Taylor as Marcie Cunningham, Robbi Morgan as Annie, Harry Crosby as Bill, Laurie Bartram as Brenda, and Mark Nelson as Ned Rubinstein. Each of these actors feel natural and credible as a group of teenagers, and that combined genuine tone gives the film a believable foundation to support the gruesome things to come. Now truthfully there's nothing outstanding about the individual performances, it's just that they are played so authentically and naturally that it aids greatly in making the world of Friday the 13th seem tangible. As for the performance that really explodes the film into motion, that credit would go to Betsy Palmer as Pamela Voorhees. Her character's dual personality is a thing of demented beauty and she really takes charge of the film when she bursts onto the scene. Off kilter and truly devilish, Palmer goes out on a limb to really inject a sense of dementia into the mix, giving stark realization that this film and its subject matter are quite out of their mind.


Aside from the cast, the real stars of Friday the 13th are the atmosphere, locations, and special effects. There's nothing as potent as a secluded camp in the middle of no-where, aside a still lake, and this production makes great use of this tried and true scenario. The imagery and ambiance of the movie is top notch, often becoming so overpowering and weighty that you find yourself being sucked in to the visuals. This is all balanced perfectly with a pace and approach that is somewhat laid back and observant. In almost a voyeuristic way, the film allows us to become comfortable with our main characters and the spaces that they inhabit, often allowing for great moments of silence to engulf the scene as potential victims investigate a strange noise in the back of a dark and foreboding room.

The silence and restraint of these instances are tremendous precursors to the inevitable violent and bloody deaths that are sure to come, and special effects artist Tom Savini does wonders on ending them on high memorable notes. Necks are slit, skulls are chopped, throats are punctured, and heads are decapitated, all in glorious practical presentations that will make you cringe in disgust. Extremely effective and gruesome to boot, Savini's work in Friday the 13th is a memorable footnote in what would eventually be a legendary career in the horror genre. With its spectacular atmosphere and iconic imagery, Friday the 13th is without a doubt a stunning intro to what would eventually be a most interesting series of murders, mayhem and masochistic fun!


Friday the 13th is credited for starting the slasher genre, but in essence it was pulling off of a very storied history of horror films. Black Christmas and The Texas Chainsaw Massacre are truer to starting the trend, but it was Mario Bava's A Bay of Blood that really set those killer wheels in motion in the first place. Mirroring the tone and feel of Bava's 1971 murder opus, Friday the 13th brought the iconic set up into the 80's and from there the sub-genre set ablaze with countless imitators and handfuls of outstanding efforts. With its cast of characters and memorable deaths, Friday the 13th upped the ante on what would eventually become the norm within the genre, marking its place as the cream of the crop.

The film's immersive atmosphere and undeniably vivid effects work aided in bringing the world of Friday the 13th to life and in the process making Camp Crystal Lake seem like a real life place where horrible things can and will occur. Toppled onto that are the genuinely presented characters of the film, which also serve to keep that same sustained believability factor intact. It may be an over the top and violent affair, but the filmmakers make great efforts in easing us into the mayhem by slowly absorbing us into the world and quietly setting up the scares. The build up and payoff are enormously effective and the end result give way to a film that for me will always maintain its classic status. If for some reason this essential slasher has slipped through your fingers, then you owe it to yourself to witness the film that started the 80's slasher craze. It may not be high art, but it is extremely potent. Friday the 13th is the undisputed.....


Shouldn't one of you assholes be watching the road? Hey Assholes!

What a strange time to be saying the Pledge of Allegiance.

Is that a hotdog in your speedo Kevin Bacon, or are you just happy to see me?

Stache and handkerchief.... Badass!

Hold it right there Tonto.

Did I mention that this place has a death curse?

Here's for that ridiculous boner Bacon!

She's got a splitting headache. Wakka, wakka!

The stache gets the chicks every time.

Sweet! It's a wet night gown contest!

Get that lens flare out of my face! Who the hell do you think you are, J.J. Abrams?!?!

Not looking so good buddy.

I make the same face when I have to take a shit too.

Hi there!

Psychotic Staring Contest.... GO!

Hi everyone. Just hanging around.

Stop right there or I'll shot you in the baby baker!

Mrs. Voorhees showing her, "Oh Shit" face.

Tuesday, December 11, 2012

REVIEW: Christmas Evil




Christmas Evil
Director: Lewis Jackson
Year 1980

Christmas Evil, AKA You Better Watch Out, is a frightfully entertaining holiday feature that focuses on one man’s Christmas induced plunge into insanity as he desperately tries to come to grips with a traumatic experience that he had as a young child on Christmas Eve night. With a mixture of bloody Slasher moments and a pinch of heartwarming holiday cheer, Christmas Evil manages to establish an obscure balance of fright and fun without ever losing its original attitude and off-kilter nature. If you’re looking to spice up your holiday viewing and you love films with character, craziness and Christmas, then open up this badass present of unexpectedness. Who knows, you might discover the true meaning of Christmas? Maybe?

The film follows a man named Harry Stadling, who long ago at a tender age, tragically finds out that Santa isn’t real. Crushed by this heavy blow and routinely haunted by it, he becomes obsessed with capturing the magic of Christmas and engulfs himself in every aspect of what makes the holiday so special. He works at a toy-maker shop obsessing over the quality of the toys. He keeps a naughty and nice book, filled with all the names of the neighborhood children. He even goes as far as to fantasize as being Santa Claus. All this obsessive behavior finally comes to a breaking point once a few colleagues start ridiculing him for his strange behavior during the week of Christmas. Taking it upon himself to bring back the true meaning of Christmas, Harry transforms himself into Santa and takes to the streets as he delivers presents to all the good boys and girls while punishing the wicked with bloody Christmas cheer. Has Harry truly gone over the edge, or is this what he is destined to do?



Brandon Maggart takes on the exceptionally heartfelt role of Harry Stadling, as he melds both a sympathetic and psychotic bravado into his performance that really grabs you from the onset. Without a doubt, this obscure little title is carried by Maggart’s actions and expressive behavior and I really can’t stress it enough that he is the defining factor in what makes this movie so wholly entertaining and viewable. When we are introduced to Maggart’s Harry Stadling, he is a passive man-child who longs for a world filled with goodness, but is met with nothing but ridicule. Infatuated by the idea of Santa Claus and longing to bring that idea back into this cynical world, he transforms himself into the jolly Claus and becomes quite aggressive in his pursuit of both spreading joy to the believers and justice to the wicked. The duality of the character personalities that he displays in Harry and Santa is exceptionally contrast, and his character arc is wonderful to see unfold. Your initial thoughts before viewing the film may be that this is an ordinary run of the mill Christmas Slasher flick, but with the outstanding performance of Brandon Maggart, the film is anything but routine.

The movie is actually more of a character study, as we are given almost an exclusive look into the life of Harry Stadling. From his humble beginnings as a quiet toy-maker to his robust spree as the emphatic Santa Claus, we are with him every step of the way. What is most unique about this approach to a Killer Santa flick is that we are witness to his failings and pratfalls in trying to emulate the legendary Claus. For example, when Harry initially begins to wander the streets and interact with people, he is still a little sheepish and unsure about himself, but as time passes he begins to perfect his act, absorbing himself into the role until he is completely and utterly convinced that he is the real Santa Claus. This comes to a hilarious and ridiculous turn of events, when Harry thinks that he can fit himself down a chimney in order to kill his co-worker who tricked him into taking his shift the previous night. Harry ascends up a ladder and delicately tries to angle himself into the opening of the chimney, only to come to the realization that he doesn’t have a chance in hell of passing through. Stuck and stranded on a roof, realization begins to hit home and Harry becomes confused and bewildered at the predicament he is in. Is he truly Santa Claus or is he really just a weirdo in a red suit who’s out of his flipping mind? It’s at these moments that you really begin to pity what Harry is going through, and that is a most unexpected experience to have in what is initially presented as a Holiday Slasher entry.




Aside from the general character of Harry, his conflicting personalities, and the original way in which we are detailed his progression into madness, the film also does a plethora of things that will catch you off guard and send you for a loop. Much like how Harry plays a duel role in the movie, the tone of the film partakes in some personality dysfunction as well. As Harry sets off on his outlandish adventure to bring joy and pain to the denizens of this movie, we come to the stark realization that, in an instant, this film can switch from heartfelt holiday cheer to nasty bloody nightmares. One minute Harry will be gouging out a naughty man’s eye with a nutcracker bayonet and the other minute he will be having a cheerful moment with a group of strangers as they dance the night away at a Christmas party. These contrasting moments are abundant, and they present themselves throughout the entire runtime of the film in not only these individual moments, but in its general spirit. It can be naughty when it wants to be and it can be nice, but it is always entertaining.

Another thing that the film does well is that it never takes a full stance on whether Harry is a good or bad guy. Even at the closing moments of the film, we aren’t really sure if he is truly insane or if he is apart of something insanely special. I think that is what is most enduring about this film. It allows us to follow this troubled character through the span of a few days as we witness his transformation and turbulent transgressions against the society that ultimately created him. It’s an approach that you don’t really ever get to see in a Killer Santa film and the inclusion of this unorthodox plot makes for a movie that feels much more genuine and accomplished.


Christmas Evil is an unexpectedly fun look into the madness that Christmas can bring unto the most troubled of souls. Brandon Maggart gives a masterful performance as the delusional or prophetic Harry Stadling, and his ambiguous and diverse approach to the role is a treat to see play out. The duality of the film is especially appreciated, as we are never really sure what will occur next to our entertaining main character. The random nature in which the film unfolds makes for a memorable viewing experience that is blanketed in an atmosphere of Christmas visuals that are sure to delight lovers of this type of demented genre.

At its core Christmas Evil is a low budget holiday Slasher movie, but underneath that disguise is a thought-provoking narrative that has heart, gusto, and a tremendous amount of holiday cheer and fear. It can be bloody and atmospheric when it wants to be, but in the end the main focus of the film is to tell a most interesting story about a man named Harry Stadling who took it upon himself to bring Christmas back to the ones who deserve it, while punishing the ones who abused it. Strange and unusual as it may be, Christmas Evil is an overlooked gem that truly takes the spirit of the holiday and twists it into one of the most engaging character studies to ever grace the category of Christmas Horror Slasher. This flick is a…..


Simply having a sexual Christmas time.

Moss Garcia! You dirty little pervert.

You make me sick.

Sweet ride Harry!

You talkin' to me? Well I'm the only jolly fat man here.

The Bad Boys & Girls of 1980. That's one hell of a read.

You two better pull my finger or you're getting coal this year.

Who wants to play with Harry's sack? Ewwww!

Harry you crazy son of a bitch!

Don't do it Santa! Think of the children!

Santa can be a real prick to those naughty kids.

Santa is ready to get his Christmas on.

Now you see it......

.....Now you don't!

Everyone smile! That's going on the Christmas Card!

Santa's had one hell of a night.

Hiding behind children Santa? You coward!

Weeeeeeee!