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Moo-ving. Udderly amazingThis is cream of the crop PWP (pun intended).
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Moo-ving. Udderly amazing. Legen-dairy.
Listen, I don't always use homoerotic male lactation to bring myself out of a reading slump, but when I do - that shit apparently works like a charm. This was as hot as it was absolutely fucking ridiculous (in a fun way) cause like- [image]
As short and plot-lite as it was, I still really liked our MCs. It was a quick, fun, horny read and I enjoyed it. There isn't really much more to say.
Kink Spoiler: (view spoiler)[ Also, there's mention of mpreg, knotting, & fisting in this but it's not what I would call a TRUE mpreg/knotting/fisting book so I'm not adding those tags; but it's in there if that's your jam. (hide spoiler)]...more
Maybe one day I'll manage to get my irritation under control enough that I can write an actual review...but today is not that dLiterally, I'm so mad.
Maybe one day I'll manage to get my irritation under control enough that I can write an actual review...but today is not that day.
Not a SINGLE character was likable and instead of having to think about them to type out a review, I'd rather work towards erasing this book from my memory all-together.
Here's a bunch of gifs that summarize how I felt, instead:
Bro, pour me some wine, cause you could make one helluva charcuterie charDUDErie board with all that cheese.
Angst? Conflict? Who're they? Never met 'Bro, pour me some wine, cause you could make one helluva charcuterie charDUDErie board with all that cheese.
Angst? Conflict? Who're they? Never met 'em. It's just familial love, brother bonding, and doggy-style boning as far as the eye can see. I ain't even mad.
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Brad is still balls deep in his Soft Boi Era™ (except for when he's in active labor lol), Raul is still the ever-adoring alpha, but the focus is very clearly shifting (hehe, pun) away from their love story. I'm excited to see the dynamic between Devon & Constantine and I'm kind of glad that the author kept most of it from us and saved it for their own series.
MY ONLY QUALM is that we were TEASED with the fact that male omegas can lactate, and yet, we never got to see Brad's flabbergasted (and I'm sure colorfully vulgar) reaction to seeing milk come out of his nips. Like, fine, he's a daddy now - but he's still BRAD.
Which, like, is very sweet obvi but respectfully, BRING BACK THE 'TUDE.
WHAT DO WE WANT!?SASSY-AND-EMOTIONALLY-COBrad has entered his Soft Boi Era™.
Which, like, is very sweet obvi but respectfully, BRING BACK THE 'TUDE.
WHAT DO WE WANT!?SASSY-AND-EMOTIONALLY-CONSTIPATED BRAD! WHEN DO WE WANT HIM!? NOOOOOW!
Yo, also - FUCK that bitch Catalina. What I wouldn't give to just [image] BRAD WAS RIGHT ABOUT YOU. Fuckin' lemme in this book, I'll kill her myself.
Also, big fan of when intense/serious conversations are happening and I suddenly remember that everyone is having this convo buck-ass naked because they just shifted. I wouldn't last a minute in this world, I'd just be standing there [image] [image]...more
Pretty sure if you shook this book hard enough, cum would splatter out of the pages & lemme tell ya -Why think critically when I can think clitically?
Pretty sure if you shook this book hard enough, cum would splatter out of the pages & lemme tell ya -that's exactly what I was looking for. When I get that itch, no one but Roe knows how to scratch it juuust right. What makes it even better is that this is probably my new favorite of all of his books that I've read so far.
As always, the plot and world-building is fairly minimal but again, this is probably my favorite world that Roe has introduced us to. I loved the magic, the shifting, the lore - and the characters? UGH, I FUCKING LOVE WOLF AND BEAR but especially Wolf. His pouty, possessive, impatient ass had me wrapped around his clawed finger.
I truly see myself cumming coming back to this one for a reread when the mood (read: horniness) strikes....more
Five stars alone for Tsugumi proving to the world that putting someone in a headlock is the 6th love language.
Tsugumi is still a little slow on the upFive stars alone for Tsugumi proving to the world that putting someone in a headlock is the 6th love language.
Tsugumi is still a little slow on the uptake and just as violent as ever but he's trying and for that, we love him. Megumi has the patience of a saint and his reactions to Tsugumi's little actions and comments MAKES MY HEART SO FULL. THEY'RE JUST SO CUTE.
What book did the rest of you fucking read? (Disrespectfully)
Cause it can't be what I just suffered through.
On paper, this book should be everythingWhat book did the rest of you fucking read? (Disrespectfully)
Cause it can't be what I just suffered through.
On paper, this book should be everything that I look for in a palate cleanser - MM, Mpreg, dragons!? Fucking sign me up. I was SO excited about the eggs! Now, the only thing that I wish could be cleansed is my BRAIN. With BLEACH. In the hopes that I can forget the time it took to get through this book and endure these INSUFFERABLE. ASS. CHARACTERS.
Let's get into it, shall we?
Nate, our resident omega, initially comes off as confident and sarcastic and sexy and somehow turns into the whiniest, most aggravating person & any inkling of a personality just vanishes. And SAME THING with Alistair. In their first interaction, he seems mysterious and hot and then suddenly, he's speaking all formal and weird and does HARDLY ANYTHING to explain to Nate WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON. And APPARENTLY, him knowing FUCK ALL is true to character because we are reminded again and again and AGAIN what a fucking loser he is in the dragon world. WHY!?! Why is one of our MCs being constantly mocked and made to look like a two-bit moron?? There is NOTHING attractive or endearing about that! And those two TOGETHER? Omg, they hop between indifference, affection, and hostility like a fucking pinball machine.
And don't. even. get me started on Harry. If I had to choose one character in the history of ever that was the personification of NAILS ON A FUCKING CHALKBOARD it would be this annoying ass motherfucker.
And WHAT THE FUCK were the scenes of Alistair's brothers constantly walking in unannounced while they're having sex like we're in some poor attempt at a parodical Shakespearean play!?
Idk if it was the authors' goal to avoid any semblance of sensibility but this story is just so...ridiculous. And NOT in a good way. Listen, I've read many a book that are meant to be more fun than anything but there is a big difference between satire and juvenile absurdity. There's a place for everything if it's done right but the way the authors' chosen dramatization style mixed with this particular genre? Oil and water, babe.
Maybe it works for other readers but unfortunately, it didn't work for me at all. This falls right into the uncanny valley of serious vs. campy.
What really sucks is that the structure of the plot had SO MUCH POTENTIAL.
Ugh, I need to stop because any more time spent thinking about this book will drive me to smashing my head repeatedly against a brick wall....more
For the record, I'm not complaining; I can confidently say that this is my favorite of Roe's that I've read so far for tWho put this plot in my smut?
For the record, I'm not complaining; I can confidently say that this is my favorite of Roe's that I've read so far for that reason alone. But also, don't misunderstand me - we are still very much in the heart of Smut City, where cum rains from the skies and every store is dedicated to a different kink. If you're here for a PWP fix, I promise you'll still get your money's worth.
Lawrie & Ernest are adooooorable! I love the way their story unfolds and I especially love that even though it's a fated mates story, Lawrie reacts fairly realistically and, at first, is like "this is fucking crazy, I'm out." The way his character is written makes the "soulmate" thing waaay more palatable than it usually is for me. His sarcasm and sass carries the whole book and I fucking loved it.
I even really liked the background plot with Sullivan and Burnes - it added to the story and gave our MCs a lot more depth than these types of books usually provide.
Also, lover's milk!? Yeah, I fucks with it. ...more
A good continuation of the series, but nooot my favorite.
Latif is indeed defiant but also stinkin' adorable and I love the moments in the story whereA good continuation of the series, but nooot my favorite.
Latif is indeed defiant but also stinkin' adorable and I love the moments in the story where he feels empowered by finding someone as likeminded as Blaine. I also really like that the plot behind Latif & Blaine's romance addresses the way unmated omegas are treated and how the nassa can work towards more equality between alphas and omegas.
Do I generally agree with everything Blaine was saying about how unmated omegas are mistreated? I mean, yeah. But fuck, there's just something about him that annoys the shit outta me. It's like when someone you hate is saying something that you actually totally agree with but because they're the ones saying? Oh, look at that, I've changed my mind cause you suck. He's just so fucking cocky about everything and DON'T even get me started on how he threatened to take Alex off-planet. Like bro, you're gonna spend this whole time bitching and moaning about how unmated omegas don't have choices and their voices aren't heard and then you're just gonna threaten to rip your friend away from the happiness that he's found (mind you, completely disregarding his thoughts & feelings) and LITERALLY KILL HIS MATE?? How very fucking alpha of you. Nice one, Blaine. *cough* hypocrite *cough*
Like I said, I still really liked the story but there was a certain point where I was kinda just over it and I just wanted more Alex & Saar. We get a bit at the end but it's not enoughhh. There was also some hinting at Latif's brother, Addy, getting a book next but I'm honestly not sure if I'll read it. If Alex & Saar get another novella, though? Yeah, fuck me up with that shit.
Smut was excellent, esp the library scene -goddamn....more
Call me biased but I want this whole series to just be focused on them; they're just so cute! I LOVED this sweet little novellYAY, more Alex & Saar!!
Call me biased but I want this whole series to just be focused on them; they're just so cute! I LOVED this sweet little novella. I really liked that the author used very realistic human emotions to develop their relationship. It makes perfect sense that Alex would be feeling objectified and alienated and I just wanted to hug him!
The entirety of this novella lines up with Book 2; there's even some scenes repeated word for word, but through Saar/Alex's POV. While it was enjoyable to hear their inner dialogues during those scenes, I don't think all of them were necessary - some could have just been summarized.
I ALSO really, really, really wish we got more of their story with Alex's pregnancy further developed. I will be soooo sad if they don't get another novella with late-stages of pregnancy/birth scenes. Or even them raising their child - ugh, I just want more! LOL Especially if we get some of it in the third book but not from their direct POVs. So, fingers crossed!
I'm interested to see how Blaine's story is going to go. I know he's Alex's friend or whatever but as of now, I'm totz on Saar's side with that whole thing. ...more
In which Devin flips the Nassa's belief of what an omega should be on its head - and then literally flips Eisa on his head.
With how much of cocky alphIn which Devin flips the Nassa's belief of what an omega should be on its head - and then literally flips Eisa on his head.
With how much of cocky alpha Eisa seemed to be in the first book, I thoroughly enjoyed him getting his ass handed to him by Devin. This book was just as fun as the first, made more enjoyable because we got plenty of Saar & Alex in this story as well.
Maybe I just wanted more Saar & Alex but the romance didn't seem as believable as the first book. I know it's meant to be super insta-lovey, but Devin went from zero to a hundred real quick. I will say, though, I appreciated that the author at least gave inner dialogue explanations as to why he was falling for Eisa so quickly. And as much as I loved their romance, the whole "I am an alpha who just wants ANY omega, it doesn't matter whether it's you or not", while also present in the first book, was a little more grating in this one.
But overall, I still really enjoyed the story. I liked that the plot was given a little more depth than the first one with Devin's background/injury and I LOVED the scenes with Devin & Alex becoming friends; it was so sweet! Now I want more human-omega-besties-on-an-alien-planet scenes!
A sweet and exciting ending to the Luna Brothers series!
Finally, it's Arthur's turn to find love and it turns out he found it already - his best frienA sweet and exciting ending to the Luna Brothers series!
Finally, it's Arthur's turn to find love and it turns out he found it already - his best friend Perry from 13 years ago. When Perry comes back to town after running away from his horrible husband & marriage, the Luna Clan is more than ready open their arms to their newest member and his adorable little daughter Jupiter.
I really liked this one! I loved that these two already had a history because it gave valid excuse for the insta-love and the book was more about them staying together than getting together. On top of that, all the interactions between the Luna family and Perry & his daughter were stinkin' adorable! The pacing of this one was so much better than the previous books, too!
I got suuuper invested in the wolf-bike racing and the whole concept of it, really - it sounds fucking cool. I'm glad that the ending was predictable but not completely predictable.
As with the previous books, there are minor spelling/grammar issues and some plot holes here and there but overall, I had a really good time reading this one!...more
First 50%? Five stars. Slammin'. Bangin'. Last 50%? *big sigh* WE WERE SO CLOSE!
So, like I said, the first half of this book was fucking phenomenal. NFirst 50%? Five stars. Slammin'. Bangin'. Last 50%? *big sigh* WE WERE SO CLOSE!
So, like I said, the first half of this book was fucking phenomenal. Not only was the writing better (besides a few minor spelling/grammar mistakes), the pacing of the story was significantly slower and more well-rounded than the first two books in this series. It's also a much slower burn; our MCs don't even TOUCH each other until like 60% into the book, which was very refreshing and it allowed for a much more compelling build-up to Christophe & Mason's inevitable fated mates relationship.
At the halfway point, when our MCs finally get together, our slow-burn becomes a raging inferno and noooot necessarily in a good way. The story kind of just snowballs; all that lovely slower pacing that we were given in the first half is thrown out the fucking window and the remaining plot is just a sequence of summaries (some of which I wasn't a big fan of, especially those concerning Christophe's dad and that whole clusterfuck). It's as if halfway through the story, someone accidentally sat on the remote and fast-forwarded through the whole book.
As far as the actual characters, I loooved Christophe - especially in the first half, obvi. His character is given a little more depth than I expected and oh, I felt for him. He's so lonely and has nothing to really call his own and it broke my heart! And then Mason, that little spitfire - I adored how he was able to bring Christophe out of his shell, it was so sweet! Even though they're fated mates, I'm so glad that the beginning of their relationship was slow-going and entailed more of them actually getting to know one another. Obviously not a ton; they do still get together within the span of like a week but STILL.
Since I loved the first half and...tolerated the second half, I'm just going to put my rating smack dab in the middle to average it out....more
Looking for low-angst? Babe, look no further cause this is NO angst. It's sweet, it's simple, and it's just as insta-Angst? Who's she? Don't know her.
Looking for low-angst? Babe, look no further cause this is NO angst. It's sweet, it's simple, and it's just as insta-lovey as the first book. Not as much, though, because this isn't a fated mates scenario; Van & Pell's relationship actually has a pretty solid basis of attraction that was slightly lacking for me in the first book.
Also similar to the first book: things happen very fast. Issues are raised and solved quickly; sometimes within the same page. But I'm starting to realize that that might just be this author's writing style - and since I am a mood reader and this is what I was distinctly in the mood for, I'm not feeling as critical as I normally would be. The only things that I wish weren't so quick were the sex scenes. Those could've definitely be drawn out quite a bit more. They were very wham-bam-thank-you-ma'am when they should've been more indulgent.
I wanted an easy story - almost a palette cleanser of sorts to read between more complex books that require my brain to be actively engaged, and that's exactly what I got. Which isn't to say that I wasn't engaged in this story; it was adorable. But there are books that you mentally participate in and there are books that just happen to you. This book just happens to you and it's nice because you get to just sit back, relax, and enjoy the coziness of Van & Pell's love story.
Move aside IPB, there's a new sexy af adorably-confused alien male in town.
I've said it before, I'll say it again: NOTHING BEATS AN ALIEN CONFUSED BY Move aside IPB, there's a new sexy af adorably-confused alien male in town.
I've said it before, I'll say it again: NOTHING BEATS AN ALIEN CONFUSED BY MUNDANE HUMAN CONCEPTS. Saar freaking the fuck out about Alex getting a sunburn absolutely sent. me. Hilarious and so so so cute.
This book was so much fun to read! So much so that I read the first two books & novella in the series before stopping to write my reviews; I just had to keep going. While the concept of the story is not wholly original, it was done very well!
There were miscommunications galore and things that could have definitely been avoided if someone just said something, but I'm just going to lean into the whole *two very different species meeting for the first time and having no idea how to communicate with one another* thing, because fuck it; sometimes, we do it for the plot. And it makes for a great fucking time.
YES, I bought it for the cover - sue me. This thing is a work of art and I needed it on my shelf.
Thankfully, the story holds up most of my expectationYES, I bought it for the cover - sue me. This thing is a work of art and I needed it on my shelf.
Thankfully, the story holds up most of my expectations for the cover. I do have a few criticisms but overall, I really enjoyed this. It's a really quick read-it-in-a-day type of book and for the most part, was exactly what I was looking for.
Loch and Tresten are freakin' adorable. The story is very much insta-love/fated mates that goes from 0 to 100 in 0.2 seconds flat so if that's not your jam, this isn't for you. I'm glad, though, that even our MCs were bamboozled by how quickly they were falling for each other. It's a lot more intolerable when the MCs just immediately get on board after hardly any interaction; so that was a little refreshing, at least. I still would have liked soooome more dialogue that played into the actual emotional investment, but that's not what this book is so I'm not super mad about it.
What I thought the book was (MM A/B/O mpreg smutty smut) didn't quite meet my expectations either, though. The sex was just...good. Not bad, but not anything to write home about either (not that you would be writing home about OV smut, but I digress) I kind of expected a little more after all the buildup in the beginning of the book. Also, this might just be a personal preference, but when a book is advertised as being mpreg, I want the mpreg - not a quick "I'm pregnant" and then fast forward 5 years in the epilogue. I'm not counting that particular criticism in my rating because I do think that's more of a me thing than a book thing.
The book is wholly predictable but that is exactly what I wanted: something easy, quick, sweet, and a little dirty. Still very much recommend this for anyone who just wants to read something fun that doesn't require much brainpower (which I'd like to point out is a compliment in this case)....more