Bro, pour me some wine, cause you could make one helluva charcuterie charDUDErie board with all that cheese.
Angst? Conflict? Who're they? Never met 'Bro, pour me some wine, cause you could make one helluva charcuterie charDUDErie board with all that cheese.
Angst? Conflict? Who're they? Never met 'em. It's just familial love, brother bonding, and doggy-style boning as far as the eye can see. I ain't even mad.
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Brad is still balls deep in his Soft Boi Era™ (except for when he's in active labor lol), Raul is still the ever-adoring alpha, but the focus is very clearly shifting (hehe, pun) away from their love story. I'm excited to see the dynamic between Devon & Constantine and I'm kind of glad that the author kept most of it from us and saved it for their own series.
MY ONLY QUALM is that we were TEASED with the fact that male omegas can lactate, and yet, we never got to see Brad's flabbergasted (and I'm sure colorfully vulgar) reaction to seeing milk come out of his nips. Like, fine, he's a daddy now - but he's still BRAD.
Which, like, is very sweet obvi but respectfully, BRING BACK THE 'TUDE.
WHAT DO WE WANT!?SASSY-AND-EMOTIONALLY-COBrad has entered his Soft Boi Era™.
Which, like, is very sweet obvi but respectfully, BRING BACK THE 'TUDE.
WHAT DO WE WANT!?SASSY-AND-EMOTIONALLY-CONSTIPATED BRAD! WHEN DO WE WANT HIM!? NOOOOOW!
Yo, also - FUCK that bitch Catalina. What I wouldn't give to just [image] BRAD WAS RIGHT ABOUT YOU. Fuckin' lemme in this book, I'll kill her myself.
Also, big fan of when intense/serious conversations are happening and I suddenly remember that everyone is having this convo buck-ass naked because they just shifted. I wouldn't last a minute in this world, I'd just be standing there [image] [image]...more
Gun to my head, I would NOT be able to tell you wtf I just read but, honestly? I had a great fucking time.
BasicPlot? What plot? You mean this? [image]
Gun to my head, I would NOT be able to tell you wtf I just read but, honestly? I had a great fucking time.
Basically, it's a giggly & ridiculous BL satire that's meta af and while you have to really, really, reaaaalllllyyyyy DIG for any discernible (or coherent) plot, I still laughed out loud more than once and I'm actually curious to see where the author goes with this.
AND YES, I read it for the title; fucking SUE ME. [image]...more
Welp. Add BrOmegaverse to the ongoing list of reasons why I'm not getting into heaven.
Cause I fuck with this Jumanji: Gay Werewolf Knotting Edition tWelp. Add BrOmegaverse to the ongoing list of reasons why I'm not getting into heaven.
Cause I fuck with this Jumanji: Gay Werewolf Knotting Edition thing heavyyy.
While you're at it, add this series to the list of "books that would put medieval scholars into a coma."
This is a silly, goofy book and I was in a silly, goofy mood the whole way through. It's OTT and frankly, fucking ridiculous, but I genuinely had so much fun and laughed out loud more than once. I probably laughed the loudest whenever there was an interaction like:
Brad: *does something distinctly male and disgustingly human* Raul: [image]
And how from the moment Brad entered Heartland, he just: [image]
Perfection. LOL
With a cover like that (+ all the expectations that come with typical OV just-for-fun books), I wasn't expecting a slow burn at all, but I actually kind of enjoyed it. There's something about the way the book ends that feels like it's the first chapter release of an ongoing manga; it's kind of nice and reminds me of back when I would read Shonen Jump every week like it was my religion.
Already giggling and ready for the next one....more