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CBS3.com has enlightened the Phillies world to the genius that is new GM Ruben Amaro Jr. In the steal of the century, the Phils have apparently signed outfielder Jayson Werth to a $10 contract. Wow! If you catch this soon enough the headline blunder is still there, but if not, here's a screen capture of the dealio.

Star Jones could be finding a new gig, according to the Ft. Lauderdale Sun-Sentinel. I heard she's got a gun like Jeff Francoeur. When did she play for Atlanta anyway? Happy Martin Luther King Jr. Day to all of you phine pholks, especially those of you who get a day off from work. I am not one of those lucky people.