13th Gotcha Day Letters to The Cat

Hola kitties! It's my 13th Gotcha Day so I thought I'd take the day off. I've already told you all the details about how I came to move in with these old timers so I'm gonna let Pop and TW write a little something about the past 13 years. I'm not gonna censor anything but if they say something I don't like—that would be you, Woman!—they will have a year of hell until number 14.