Paradox Museum

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For all the might your organization wields, you waste it on publicity stunts.

— Seven

The Paradox Museum is a pop-up gallery showcasing everything the Paradox Organisation steals.

Summary

The Paradox Organisation steals priceless artifacts to be showcased at the Paradox Museum, with the intention of showing that anything can be stolen by Paradox. Once a sufficient number of artifacts are gathered, the museum is open to the public for a short amount of time.

The Paradox Museum isn't exclusively for art: it's also used to showcase stolen state secrets, celebrity paternity tests, and forms of blackmail on renowned individuals.

As a pop-up gallery, the Paradox Museum has no set location. Where Paradox stores their artifacts while the Museum is closed is unknown.

Trivia

• Characters that have visited the Paradox Museum include but aren't limited toCalico, Dynamo and Lady Geist. Vyper has also visited the museum, but was kicked out.
• The items that are known to be showcased at the Paradox Museum include The Ghent Altarpiece, a hellenistic Bust of Homer, one of Johann Geist's paintings, the Tome of Anubis (whichRaven allegedly also has), and some kind of "blackmail on Fairfax".
• Calico and Dynamo both show adoration for the Paradox Museum. Lady Geist, on the other hand, describes it as "a multi-million exhibition with the emotional depth of a 10th grader writing "I will rage against conformity" in a poetry unit of Remedial English."