Decayed Prelude

Exactly eight months ago, I posted Decadance V: 1999, the final year in my mixtape series covering the 1990s, itself a follow on from Decade, the original cassette compilations I had recorded to sum up the 1980s.

In an attempt to create some (pre-millennial) tension, I concluded my post with a portentous - many (me included) would say pretentious - statement

I suspect that when I get around to a series on the Noughties, 

the gulf between my singles selections and the UK charts will be vast, 

yet I know that like Decadance and Decade, 

there will be many gems to be uncovered and shared. 

I'm not planning on doing it any time soon, 

possibly not even this year, though I have come up with the series name. 

Decayed. 

Well, it proved to be a scratch that I needed to itch sooner rather than later, it seems!

And so, here we are again, with a prelude to a series that will start properly next Saturday (8th) and run for the next 5 weekends.

As before, each mixtape will cover a single year via a dozen songs to fit on, in old money, one side of a C90 cassette, just like the original Decade series managed back in the day.

It turned out that "the gulf between my singles selections and the UK charts" was not as vast as I suspected and there are a fair share of UK hits, number ones even, throughout. That said, I've reserved the right to include songs that spectacularly failed to dent the Top 100, just because I think they're great songs and should've had more love at the time. Especially when you consider some of the inexorable crap polluting the upper regions of the Top 40 in this decade.

This was a decade of significant changes in my life: becoming a homeowner, a husband, a father; I gained friends and lost friends; soaring highs and deep, deep lows. And always music to discover or rediscover and rejoice in.

Today's prelude selection features ten songs, each charting in the UK in respective years from 2000 to 2009, starting and ending with a #1 hit. None of the artists featured today will appear in the main series. Yep, this is the only time that you'll hear The White Stripes or Massive Attack in the next five weeks. 

Much as I'd like to make an exception, Julian Cope will be absent from proceedings, as The Arch Drude didn't release any singles in the 2000s. Some might argue that he didn't release any decent albums either, but I will stick my fingers in my ears and sing ba ba ba ba ba if I see any of this nonsense.

A feature (gimmck, you say?) of the Decadance series was my efforts to shoehorn in a MAW (Mandatory Andrew Weatherall) track into every year, mostly remixes of other artists, which proved to be less difficult than I first thought.

No such studio trickery this time, though I can reveal that The Guv'nor will be making an appearance in this series, with a surprise Top 30 single.

But what of the ten that have made the cut?

Groovejet by Spiller was a ubiquitous tune in the summer of 2000, although in terms of chart action, it followed the growing trend of singles debuting at #1 then dropping out immediately after. In fairness, Groovejet dropped to #2, then #3, and spent 12 weeks in the Top 40, 30 weeks in the Top 100, which clearly reflected it's popularity. 

It also proved to be a relaunch for Sophie Ellis-Bextor, fresh from the break up of theaudience and about to launch a solo career that, a quarter of a century later, has seen her elevated to National Treasure status.

In 2001, The Avalanches came out of nowhere (well, Australia) with an approach to sampling and cut-ups that as dizzying as it was unsustainable. Since I Left You sounds as magical now as it did then and the album of the same name that followed was a breathtaking piece of work. I don't know the full story of the  'extended alternate version' featured here, and discovered on YouTube in 2016, but I reckon it's a DIY cut and edit job by the poster, the wonderfully named Chungus Bungus.

From two seven-minute songs to one that comes in at under two minutes, it can only be The White Stripes. It took me a while to catch on to Jack and Meg's back-to-basics music and whilst I don't love everything they did, singles like Fell In Love With A Girl were spot on, retro yet sounding fresh and exciting. I'm surprised that this stalled just outside the Top 20 in March 2002.

Massive Attack returned in 2003 with 100th Window, and lead single Special Cases, featuring Sinéad O'Connor. Only four albums in, yet a world apart from the Blue Lines album just over a decade before. I finally got to see Massive Attack live in concert the following year, appropriately enough in our shared birthplace, Bristol.

Reign was originally released on the UNKLE album Never, Never Land in 2003, then as a single, peaking at #40 in November 2004. The song features Ian Brown, at this point half a decade into his solo career, with no hope of The Stone Roses getting back together again. 

Antony & The Johnsons caused a stir in 2005 when they won the Mercury Music Prize with debut album I Am A Bird Now, qualifying in part as Antony Hegarty (now Anonhi) had been born in Chichester, West Sussex. You Are My Sister features a beautiful duet with Boy George, who also enjoyed an artistic renaissance in the 2000s.

The Automatic had a monster hit with, er. Monster in June 2006. It looks like the band called it a day in 2010, after three albums. I can confidently say that I have never knowingly heard another song by The Automatic and, much as I like Monster, I don't feel a strong urge to check out their catalogue. 

Asobi Seksu, on the other hand, were a band that I feel for as soon as I heard the single Strawberries in 2007. Clearly the record buying public didn't agree, as Strawberries managed only one week at #54 before disappearing without trace. Sadly, Asobi Seksu have been on 'indefinite hiatus' since 2013, though I hold hope of a musical reunion one day.

When I started accessing loads of free MP3s via the RCRD LBL in 2007, I discovered loads of new artists and songs as a result. Paper Planes by M.I.A. is a good example, with a plethora of official and unofficial remixes offering up for download. Roughly a year later, it was released as a physical single in the UK, cracking the Top 20 in September 2008. The mix I've picked here, by then-partner Diplo, retains The Clash sample and adds raps from Big Bun and Rich Boy. Whatever happened to them?!

Another RCRD LBL freebie in 2008 was Just Dance by Lady Gaga, remixed by the RAC (that's the Remix Artist Collective, not the motoring services company!) Just Dance subsequently scored Lady Gaga her first UK #1 in January 2009, followed a couple of months later by Poker Face. Her debut album was appropriately titled The Fame.

As with previous series, for all those info heads, I've listed the parent EP or album, and the single's peak position in the UK charts. I've also included the date it got there which sometimes, but not always, is the same week that it debuted.

If you're thinking, as I did back in March, that the 2000s was the decade that your music tastes acrimoniously parted from the UK Top 100, stick around for the next five weeks, you may be pleasantly surprised.

 

1) Groovejet (If This Ain't Love) (Spiller's Extended Vocal Mix): Spiller ft. Sophie Ellis-Bextor (2000) 

2) Since I Left You (Extended Alternate Version By Chungus Bungus): The Avalanches (2016)

3) Fell In Love With A Girl: The White Stripes (2002)

4) Special Cases (Album Version): Massive Attack ft. Sinéad O'Connor (2003)

5) Reign (Album Version): UNKLE ft. Ian Brown (2004)

6) You Are My Sister: Antony & The Johnsons ft. Boy George (2005)

7) Monster (Album Version): The Automatic (2006)

8) Strawberries (Album Version): Asobi Seksu (2007)

9) Paper Planes (Diplo Street Remix): M.I.A. ft. Big Bun & Rich Boy (2008)

10) Just Dance (RAC Mix By André Allen Anjos): Lady Gaga ft. Colby O'Donis (2008)

20th August 2000: Groovejet (If This Ain't Love) EP (#1): 1

1st April 2001: Since I Left You (#16): 2

3rd March 2002: White Blood Cells (#21): 3

2nd March 2003: 100th Window (#15): 4

21st November 2004: Never, Never, Land (#40): 5

4th December 2005: I Am A Bird Now (#39): 6

11th June 2006: Not Accepted Anywhere (#4): 7

12th November 2007: Citrus (# 54): 8

28th September 2008: Kala (#19): 9

11th January 2009: The Fame (#1): 10

 

Decayed Prelude (45:37) (GD) (M)

Bon Chic, Bon Genre

Last Friday (12th), Clan K experienced Nile Rodgers & Chic in the beautiful setting of Westonbirt Arboretum in Gloucestershire. It was our second consecutive annual trip to see a concert. And given that the first was a majestic set from Madness, the bar was high. But this is Nile Rodgers we're talking about here, it couldn't be anything less than brilliant, could it? Well...yes and no.

First support slot was filled by (it says here) "one of the UK’s most intriguing viral pop acts in the last 2 years". Now if that didn't immediately identify London 5-piece Deco then, like me, you are considerably out of touch. 

Here they are, posing for a pic with the Westonbirt crowd as a backdrop. The photo provides another useful reference point. See that white tent peak on the right, in the far distance? That's the (hideously overpriced) merch tent and that's roughly where Clan K were, with recycling bins behind us and rosé quaffing picknickers all around.

So, what were Deco like? No idea, we missed them completely. It's an occupational hazard with a Clan K venture, in any configuration. My desire to see every moment and every act on the line up is tempered by the reality of "getting ready", which invariably means that we'll invariably miss the opening act. 

 

Sorry about that, Deco, I'm sure you were fantastic, so here's recent single I Love That Song, with it's League Of Gentlemen-channeling video, to compensate.

Luckily for Clan K, there were two support acts that evening, and we arrived on-site just in time to catch the start of Sophie Ellis-Bextor's set. Sophie comes across as a sweet, lovely human being on TV and is always entertaining but I will confess that, apart from the song that she did with Spiller and uber-hit Murder On The Dancefloor, I'd struggle to name any other song that she's released. 

But that's okay! Perhaps Sophie had anticipated that I wouldn't be alone in this regard and this 8-song, 45-minute "Kitchen Disco" set largely consisted of other people's songs, plus the aforementioned two greatest hits.

 

I'm not going to lie and say that Sophie offered definitive versions of ABBA's Gimme! Gimme! Gimme! (A Man After Midnight) or Like A Prayer by Madonna, but she was lots of fun, self-deprecating and humorous and, most importantly, got the crowd going. Well, the thousands near the front at least. Back near the bins, several parties seemed more interested in inane chatter than enjoying the music, the swine!

 

Browsing my collection, I have only one Sophie solo song, a so-so cover of Duel by Propaganda, and a fair bit by her old band theaudience. I do have the CD single of Groovejet but I'm going to forego that and, in a nod to Strangeways' excellent guest series at The Vinyl Villain recently, here's Cinerama with their epic version of the song, recorded for a John Peel session in November 2003.

After a week of lousy wet weather, fortune smiled on us this Friday, with clear skies and pleasant temperatures as the sun began to descend. Everything was running as smooth as clockwork, with the main attraction due on at 9.00pm, so it was something of a surprise when Niles quietly appeared on stage (and on screen) early, the rest of the band joining him one by one. And then, in another unexpected turn, a belated, booming PA announcement of Nile Rodgers & Chic's arrival, reminiscent of a wrestling match. I was half-expecting the announcer to introduce "special guest star, Giant Haystacks"...!

Chic in 2024 are a 9-strong, super-slick machine, Nile with Jerry Barnes (bass), Russell Graham (keyboards), Richard Hilton (keyboards), Ken Gioffre (saxophone), Steve Jankowski (trumpet) and Ralph Rolle (drums). Vocals were mostly provided by Kimberly Davis and Audrey Martells, respectively left and right of Nile in the above picture, although I think pretty much all of the male musicians got to sing lead during the 25-song set.

Twenty-five songs, you say? Did Chic have that many hits? Well, no. As Nile explains during one of his (many, many) monologues throughout the night, Chic were not really that successful back in the day, on either side of the pond. Despite a slew of now-classic singles between 1977 and 1979, only 5 cracked the Top 10 in the UK and only one album, 1979's second C'est Chic, got into the Top 20 peaking at #2. 

Therefore, despite the band performing on stage, the emphasis here is on Nile's incredible career as a writer and producer, with less than a third of the set comprising Chic songs. So, there's an impressive run of hits by Diana Ross, Sister Sledge, Madonna, Beyoncé, Daft Punk, Duran Duran, Sheila & B. Devotion and David Bowie. Pretty much every one with a Sky Arts-style introduction. All fascinating stuff and, let's face it, at this point in his life, Nile can do what the bloody hell he wants on stage. But it does make for a rather disjointed experience, musically-speaking. 

 

And no-one really needs to hear the guys murdering the classics, vocally at least. The only time it's a bit more bearable is when drummer Ralph Rolle gets into a "funkosity" riff which at least involves some audience participation.

I may be alone in having a mixed reaction to the female singers too. Kimberly Davis leaned more heavily towards the kind of shouty vocal gymnastics that generall leave me cold but was much better when giving a more restrained and nuanced performance. Audrey Martells was the better performer of the two on the night for me and definitely had the best hair.

 

Kimberly and Audrey dominated the screens to each side of the stage, which was pretty much our only view of what was happening on stage. As the real star of the show, Nile seemed to have relatively little screen time, so we could hear but not really see his consummate guitar playing. Quite bizarre, on reflection.

 

Had we got deeper into the crowd, I think our experience would have been different, as it felt like many of the people around us didn't really have a clue who Nile Rodgers was. Given the sheer number of songs that Niles was cramming in, there was an inevitable over reliance on medleys in the first half. 

 

It did mean that it took me a while to warm up, but despite my misgivings the songs are so infectious that it's impossible not to Dance, Dance, Dance (Yowsah, Yowsah, Yowsah) and I was soon giving it my all.

Roughly ninety minutes later, Good Times morphed into Sugarhill Gang's Rappers Delight and then the concert just kind of stopped. Music piped through the PA as Nile announced that the song was Chic's new single with Purple Disco Machine. And then, he and the band left the stage. 

 

Many of the audience had already been packing up their food and booze, folding their chairs and blankets and hot footing it back to their cars to be 'first' in the queue to exit. Clan K hung on, in the hope of an encore that wasn't to come, then returned to our own vehicle. Our relatively late arrival meant that we were parked quite near the exit, so the price of missing Deco to get out and homeward bound fairly painlessly was worth paying, to be honest.

So, a weird night, all told. You can't deny the brilliance of the music and although it would never have happened, I would have been very happy with an all-Chic set. As it was, the night was a good education if you have no idea who Nile Rodgers is but not quite the unforgettable experience that I was hoping for.

As I can't possibly hope to recreate the set without inflicting a 5-hour Dubhed selection on you, I've instead gone for a 45-minute compilation of Chic classics and deep cuts, spanning 1977 to 1982.  

 

Will You Cry (When You Hear This Selection)? I hope not!

 

1) Good Times (Acappella) (1979)

2) Happy Man (1978)

3) My Forbidden Lover (Album Version) (1979)

4) Would You Be My Baby (1981)

5) Good Times (Edit) (1979)

6) Telling Lies (1981)

7) I Want Your Love (Edit) (1978)

8) Can't Stand To Love You (1979)

9) Soup For One (Single Version) (1982)

10) Dance, Dance, Dance (Yowsah, Yowsah, Yowsah) (Edit) (1977)

11) (Funny) Bone (1978)

12) Flash Back (1981)

13) Will You Cry (When You Hear This Song) (1979)

 

1977: Dance, Dance, Dance (Yowsah, Yowsah, Yowsah) EP: 10

1978: C'est Chic: 2, 11

1978: I Want Your Love EP: 7

1979: Good Times EP: 5

1979: Risqué: 3, 8, 13

1981: Take It Off: 4, 6, 12

1982: Soup For One EP: 9

1998: Classic Beats Volume 02: 1 

Bon Chic, Bon Genre (44:00) (KF) (Mega)

 

The artwork for today's selection is a collage of photos I took on the night, mostly Chic but squint and you'll spot Sophie in there somewhere.

 

The photo of Deco was posted by the band on their Twitter account.

 

The photos of Sophie Ellis-Bextor and Chic were taken by Nige Brown and published by the Stroud Times on 17th July. You can see more of Nige's work here.