Every
now and then, I do one of these "Locked and Loaded" posts to read
and review mostly obscure, often uncollected short locked room
mysteries and impossible crime stories covering nearly a century of
miraculous crime fiction – stretching from Charles G. Booth's "One
Shot" (1925) to James
Scott Byrnside's "The Silent Steps of Murder" (2023). I
discuss those two short stories, and everything in between, in Part
1,
2,
3
and 4.
This fifth installment adds three more obscure, rarely reviewed short
locked room mysteries and one magnificent impostor. So without
further ado...
Christopher
Anvil's "The Drop of a Pin," originally published in the April,
1974, issue of Mike Shayne Mystery Magazine, is part of a
short-lived, now forgotten series about a somewhat unusual detective.
Richard Verner is not a detective, technically speaking, but a
heuristician. It translated to someone specialized in solving
problems or a troubleshooter.Verner
is called to "Grove's Lake Cabins" by the local sheriff to assist
him on an apparently open-and-shut case that simply doesn't sit well
with him ("...I don't believe the evidence"). The owner of
the cabin park, Grove, was found with a knife sticking out of his
chest behind the triple locked door of the cabin he shared with his
niece, Ellen Grove. A large, spacious cabin has a large room and bath
at each end separated by an insulated wall with no door in it, which
divides the living quarters of niece and uncle. So when her uncle
failed to emerge from his part of the cabin, Ellen grabbed an
electric saw and cut a doorway into the insulated dividing wall as it
would have been easier than to smash the door or one of the windows.
Unfortunately, cutting a doorway into the dividing wall immediately
elevated Ellen to the status of prime suspect as the only door on her
uncle's side was locked, bolted and securely chained – similar to
the door on her side of the cabin. So nobody could have sneaked out
that way, once Ellen had cut through the wall and ventured inside to
discover the body. And, of course, the windows were all securely
locked as well.
A
phenomenal locked room setup! One that today's crop of locked room
specialists would probably get a lot of mileage out of and had the
solution been more than an elaborate take on a familiar locked
room-trick, it would have been a little more than merely a solid
locked room howdunit. Nevertheless, I enjoyed "The Drop of a Pin,"
especially the whole setup, enough to keep an eye out for the other
stories. Christopher Anvil and Richard Verner might be of interest to
Crippen &
Landru as there appear to be enough material for a short story
collection.
Robert
C. Schweik's "Imagine a Murder," originally published in the
June, 1978, issue of Ellery Queen's Mystery Magazine, is
another story from an even shorter-lived, now forgotten series of
detective stories. This series of three short stories stars an
amateur detective of the old school, Professor Paul Engel, whose
method is simply to analyze a problem, speculate on it and apply a
dab of rich imagination – "just imagine what possibilities
there are." So when his friend and bookseller, Harry, overhears
the murder of his roommate over the telephone, Professor Engel is on
his way to put his analytical mind and imagination to work. The
victim, Markham, was an accountant working on a report that would
place someone behind bars and called Harry to ask him to post a
letter, which is when he got shot. Inexplicably, the place was locked
and bolted from top to bottom ("...the entire apartment was
buttoned down"). So how could the murderer and gun vanish from
a thoroughly locked room with a crowd gathered in the hallway outside
the locked door shortly after the gunshot rang out?
This
story shares some outward similarities with Anvil's "The Drop of a
Pin." Schweik created a pleasingly tight and baffling locked room
scenario with the revelation of the murderer's identity adding a
second, quasi-impossibility in the form of a cast-iron alibi. One
hinging on the other. Just like the previous story, "Imagine a
Murder" is an elaborate, pleasing and, in this case, fairly clued
reworking of a classic locked room-technique/trick. So not a
blistering original, cutting edge locked room mystery, but a solid,
competently plotted impossible crime story. And not a bad one to help
fill a future impossible crime themed anthology.

Jack
Ritchie's "Cardula and the Locked Rooms," originally published in
the March, 1982, issue of Alfred Hitchcock's Mystery Magazine
and collected in The Year's Best Mystery and Suspense Stories
(1983), sailed pass me under a false flag and not a locked room
mystery – nor any other kind of impossible crime. Nevertheless, I
was pleased to have stumbled to it right after my previous
read. "Cardula and the Locked Rooms" is eighth of nine comic
private eye short stories about Cardula (Dracula) who "has
been forced to leave his home country of Romania after being thrown
out of his castle by communists" and moved to America to
become a slick, nighttime private detective ("I am simply a
night person"). Mike Grost praised the series for its many
pleasant touches of "logical
fantasy." Cardula is hired by a man named Thompson ("blood
type B, I guessed") who bought a stolen Van Gogh years ago. The
painting was his private pleasure for five years, but now it has been
stolen from a private room. A simple case of breaking and entering,
but who knew Thompson possessed a stolen Van Gogh?Cardula
is paid a handsome fee to locate and retrieve the painting, which is
simple enough, but the theft of the painting and how it was stolen
comes with a neat, well-done little twist worthy of Edward
D. Hoch's best Nick Velvet stories. Of course, the fun and main
draw of the story, and obviously the series as a whole, is Cardula's
double role as detective and vampire. So another series of stories
that needs further attention and looking into at some future date.
The
last two short stories were nominated
in the first round of voting for the "New
Locked Room Library" and come from the same author, "Miŏgacu."
Just like the previous review, I was gives copies of the short
stories and told not to be smart ass who asks too many questions. So
no background on the author nor stories except that "Miŏgacu"
is a huge mystery fan who wrote the following two short stories as a
homage to the Grandest Game in the World with the hope of having them
properly published one day.
"Eggnog
and the Cylinder" (2023) can be categorized as an impossible crime
caper in the style of Maurice
Leblanc's Arsène Lupin and Gosho
Aoyama's Kaito KID. A French millionaire by the name of M.
Aristide Benguet bought "the
largest purple sapphire in the world on a whim"
and decided to keep The
Feline of Somerset
in a locked room at his country home, somewhere in the middle of
nowhere, to be displayed at a fancy Christmas party – which caught
the attention of a renaissance criminal. Phantom Thief Lenoir,
"dashing and
masked," has
become the scourge of the rich and famous of Europe as a modern-day
Robin Hood. M. Benguet is taking extreme measures to protect the
sapphire by engaging four different detectives/security agents from
across the world to guard the sapphire in the locked room during the
party. There's a rotating system to allow the detectives to take a
break ("...stretch
your legs, empty your bladder, grab some champagne"),
but three detectives will stay with the sapphire in the locked room
at all time.
A
fail proof security measure, however, when their assignment comes to
an end, they discover the sapphire has been replaced with a fake!
Somehow, someway, Phantom Thief Lenoir switcharoo'd The
Feline of Somerset
under the nose of four detectives inside a securely locked room.
This
story comes with a short "Author's Postface" in which "Miŏgacu"
explains the inspiration for "Eggnog and the Cylinder" came from
reading a description of the locked room puzzle in Marcel
Lanteaume's untranslated, frustratingly out-of-reach Trompe
l'oeil
(1946) – realized "there
is a very simple solution."
That very simple solution is actually the cleverest, wildly
imaginative and most original locked room-trick of the stories
discussed so far. A trick certainly in the spirit of Lanteaume "in
which imagination leaps confidently over probability"
and perhaps a trick that would be hard to swallow in a regular locked
room mystery, but perfectly suited for "a
Japanese-y phantom thief story."
It's unexpected gems like this making the future of the traditional
Western (locked room) mysteries look very bright indeed. Not to
mention a story with the potential to age like fine wine, if it ever
turns out "Miŏgacu"
constructed to correct solution from a short description of
Lanteaume's Trompe l'oeil locked room puzzle. And makes me want to
overlook (ROT13)
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The
second story, "The First Meeting" (2017/23), is a homage to the
Japanese shin honkaku mysteries (and a pastiche, of sorts) and
particular to the teenage detectives of series such as Case
Closed, The
Kindaichi Case Files and Q.E.D.
Niimoto Tadashi is the son of a typical, storybook detective,
Tsukiko, who had to solve the Yellow Mask Mystery on her wedding day.
Tadashi was never shielded from his mother's investigation, but "never knew corpses raining down upon him" like some other
child detectives. So a relatively normal childhood, but, on his
sixteenth birthday, Tadashi "made his first step to
detectivehood." Tadashi got his own Watson, Zhenya, who's the
son of a Russian scientist staying as a guest at the Niimoto home.
Tadashi and Zhenya throw themselves at a local locked room murder.
On
the morning January 18, 2005, the esteemed neurosurgeon, Furuta
Fujio, was found stabbed to death in his stuffy, everyday working
study with door locked from the inside and the key sticking out of
the keyhole – windows either didn't open or looked over an
obstacle. Such as a roaring river or locked garden gate. So the scene
of the crime resembles "an impenetrable capsule," but
trick is not nearly as good or even half as inspired as the brilliant
solution to the previous story. An enormous step down, judged purely
as an impossible crime story. On the other hand, simply as a homage
to those meddling kid detectives of the manga/anime corner of the
shin honkaku mysteries, "The First Meeting" is first
class.
Not
a bad harvest for a handful of, more or less, randomly selected short
stories. Anvil's "The Drop of a Pin" and Schweik's "Imagine a
Murder" didn't bring anything new or really innovative to the
table, but showed some ingenuity in presentation and a solid hand in
their solutions. Despite the misleading title, Ritchie's "Cardula
and the Locked Rooms" is an unexpected treasure and it goes without
saying "Eggnog and the
Cylinder" is the standout with "The First Meeting" having charm
and qualities outside of its locked room puzzle. I told you I would
pick something good eventually. :)