"How
often have I said to you that when you have eliminated the
impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the
truth?"
- Sherlock
Holmes (Sir Arthur Conan Doyle's The Sign of Four, 1890)
Martin
Edwards is a decorated crime novelist, genre-historian and author
of the award-winning The Golden Age of Murder (2015), which I
still haven't read, but currently he's also engaged as the resident
anthologist of the British Library – compiling such themed
anthologies as Resorting
to Murder: Holiday Mysteries (2015) and Crimson
Snow: Winter Mysteries (2016). Last week, the greatest title
in the series yet rolled off the printing presses.
Yes,
that's my personal, opinionated bias bleeding through. I love locked
room mysteries. Deal with it.
Miraculous
Mysteries: Locked Room Murders and Impossible Crimes (2017)
gathered sixteen short stories that were never, or rarely, collected
in similar themed anthologies.
A good portion of the stories came from the hands of such luminaries
as Conan
Doyle, G.K.
Chesterton and Dorothy
L. Sayers, but Edwards complemented their work with several
obscure, long-overlooked impossible crime tales by Grenville Robbins,
Christopher
St. John Sprigg and E. Charles Vivian – resulting in a
pleasantly balanced collection of short stories. So let's take a
closer look at the content of this newest anthology of miracle
crimes.
However,
I gave the following handful of stories a pass, because I didn't feel
like re-reading them or discussed them previously on this blog: Conan
Doyle's "The Lost Special," William Hope Hodgson's "The Thing
Invisible," R. Austin Freeman's "The Aluminium Dagger,"
Nicholas Olde's "The
Invisible Weapon" and Michael Innes' "The
Sands of Thyme." Even with these stories eliminated from the
line-up, this is still going to be one of those bloated blog-posts
that grows at the same speed as Erle Stanley Gardner's bibliography.
Strap in, everyone. This is going to be a long ride!
So
that makes the first story under examination Sax Rohmer's "The Case
of the Tragedies in the Greek Room," originally published in the
April 1913 issue of The New Magazine, which starred one of his
obscure, short-lived series-character, Moris Klaw – whose cases
were collected in The
Dream Detective (1920). Klaw is an antique dealer and an
occult detective who prefers to spend the night at the scene of a
crime, which reproduces clue-like images of the victim's last
thoughts in his dreams (hence the book-title). Scene of the crime in
this series-opener is the Greek Room of the Menzies Museum.
A
night attendant got his neck broken in the Greek Room, but how an
outsider could've entered and left the premise is a complete mystery.
There are only two entrances to the room, a public and a private one,
which were both securely locked and the windows were fitted with iron
bars. And there was no place where even "a mouse could find
shelter." Klaw is allowed to camp out in the room and received
a psychic photograph "a woman dressed all in white," but
also got the impression the night watchman had a "great fear for
the Athenean Harp" - a gemstone in the museum's collection.
Honestly, I did not expect too much from this story, but, while
dated, the plot was fairly decent and well-put together. Granted,
some of the finer details about the exact cause of death and murder
method were as ridiculous as they were dated.
However,
as much as some aspects of the explanation stretches credulity, they
were still surprisingly down to earth for a detective story from an
occult mystery series. I also have to earmark the impossible problem,
and its solution, as an early example of a particular type of
impossibility that would turn up again in the works of John
Dickson Carr, Ken
Greenwald and David
Renwick.
The
next entry is one of favorite stories from G.K. Chesterton's
celebrated Father Brown series, "The Miracle of Moon Crescent,"
which came from a collection of short stories saturated with
impossible crime material – aptly titled The Incredulity of
Father Brown (1926). I've always been fond of this story on
account of the originality and brilliance of its locked room problem.
A
problem concerning the miraculous disappearance of an American
philanthropist, Warren Wynd, who vanished from a watched room on the
fourteenth floor of the apartment complex called Moon Crescent.
Equally inexplicable is his reappearance at the end of a rope in the
garden below. Luckily, Father Brown is at hand to alleviate the minds
of the baffled, "hard-shelled materialists" that were
present outside of Wynd's room and explain this apparent miracle. The
priest based his explanation on a madman he had seen firing a blank
at the building, which told him how the philanthropist was whisked
away from a closely observed room and why he was found hanging from a
tree branch. Absolutely ingenious! Only weakness of the plot is the
rather silly, far-fetched motive, but even that was somewhat
original.
Marten
Cumberland's "The Diary of Death" was first published in The
Strand Magazine of January, 1928, which has a premise that
should've been explored at novel length: a once popular musical
singer, Lilian Hope, had disappeared from the spotlight into "obscurity and direst poverty" - where "she died in a
miserable garret." During her waning years, Hope kept a diary
in which she poured out "vindictive and bitter accusations"
against her former friends. Naming everyone who she felt had
abandoned her and refused any kind of help. Someone got a hold of
this diary and begins to extract revenge on everyone mentioned in it.
Leaving behind a torn page from the diary after every murder.
So
the police have their hands full with the "Death Diary Murders,"
but the one who gets an opportunity to put a stop to the killings is
an amateur criminologist, Loreto Santos. At a house party, Santos is
approached by the person who's "next on the list," Sir
George Frame. He used be a friend of Hope, but the money he mailed to
the poor woman was intercepted by his wife. So she never received an
answer or a penny and dedicated some bitter words to Sir George in
her diary. And now he has received a torn page in the mail.
Sadly,
Santos is unable to avert Sir George's impending doom, because the
following morning they've to batter down the locked-and bolted door
of his bedroom door with a Crusader's mace and they find his body in
the middle of the room – a knife-handle protruding from his back. A
story with an intriguing and solid premise, however, its resolution
was a bit too simplistic. I easily spotted the murderer and the
problem of the locked room hinged on an old trick (c.f. "The Locked
Room Lecture" from Carr's The
Hollow Man, 1935), but still found it an enjoyable story.
Grenville
Robbins' "The Broadcast Murder," originally published in
Pearson's Magazine of July, 1928, which is one of the earliest
examples of a detective story set in the world of radio. I think the
story also demonstrate that mystery writers from the first half of
the twentieth century had no problem incorporating new technologies
into their plot. In this case, hundreds of thousands listeners heard
how the radio announcer suddenly yelled "help!" followed
by "the lights have gone out" and "someone's trying
to strangle me," but the fate of the announcer remains unknown
– since his body disappeared from "a hermetically sealed
studio." The trick is relatively simple one, using
old-fashioned misdirection, but the reason for staging such an
illusion at a radio studio shows the Golden Age was about to go in
full bloom.
Robert
Adey's Locked Room Murders (1991) lists a second short story
by Robbins, "The Broadcast Body," which was published in the
June, 1934, issue of 20-Story Magazine and deals with a
professor who vanished from a guarded room "in which he was
carrying out a matter-transference experiment." So that might
be a potential candidate for inclusion in a future anthology of this
kind.
The
next story, "The Music Room," was lifted from the pages of the
pseudonymous Sapper's
Ask for Ronald Standish (1936), which reportedly collects some
of his more detective-orientated crime-fiction and features his
second-string sleuth, Standish.
Standish
is a guest at a, sort of, house warming party during which the host,
Sir John Crawsham, entertains the party by telling about an unsolved
mystery that came with the property. Nearly half a century ago, the
then lodge-keeper found the body of an unknown man in the music-room, "lower part of his face had literally been battered into a
pulp," but the real mystery is how his assailant could have
entered or left the room – because the door had to be broken open
and the key was on the inside of the door. As to be expected, someone
else dies inside the locked music-room, crushed by a chandelier,
before too long.
However, the explanation is hardly inventive and
even a bit disappointing, but appreciated how the potential presence
of a hidden passage was used. Otherwise, it's not really a remarkable
story at all.
Back
in 2015, Christopher St. John Sprigg's Death
of an Airman (1935) was republished as a British Library
Crime Classic and this brand new edition was as well received as the
original edition. So readers might be glad to know that this
anthology contains one of his obscure short stories.
"Death
at 8:30" was salvaged from the pages of the May 25, 1935, issue of
Detective Fiction Weekly and can be classified as a
sensationalist thriller with a mild puzzle plot, similar to Anthony
Berkeley's Death
in the House (1939), but superior in every way imaginable –
one of them being is that this story does not overstay its welcome. A
murderous blackmailer, known only as "X.K.," demanded exorbitant
sums of money in exchange to be left alone, but, when a victim
refused, they would be swiftly dispatched to the Great Hereafter.
There were three men who refused to comply with the demands and they
were all murdered under mysterious circumstances. The fourth person
who refuses to pay is no less a figure than the Home Secretary, Sir
Richard Jauntley, which demands extreme and extraordinary security
precautions.
The
vaults of the Bank of England was put at their disposal and the Home
Secretary was encased in "a cell of thick bullet-proof glass,"
surrounded by armed men, but, at the time announced by “X.K.,”
the Home Secretary began to writhe in agony and died within mere
seconds – poisoned! However, there were no apparent ways of how the
poison could have been introduced inside the sealed, bullet-proof and
air-filtered glass tube. One that was located in a sealed and heavily
guarded bank vault. I suppose I've been reading too many impossible
crime stories, because I immediately spotted the tale-tell clue that
told me how it was done. But how the murderer was dealt with was
something else all together. So, yes, not bad for a sensational
thriller story.
G.D.H.
and Margaret Cole's "Too Clever by Half" was included in The
Detection Club's Detection
Medley (1939) and is a semi-inverted mystery, in which the
narrator, Dr. Benjamin Tancred, tells about a clever murderer he once
met.
Samuel Bennett was the brainy licensee of the "Golden Eagle,"
an inn in the remote Willis Hill, where he was in the process of
murdering his brother-in-law when Dr. Tancred turned up. The victim
was found in an upstairs bedroom, locked from the inside, with a
bullet-hole in his head. On the surface, it looks like a simple case
of suicide, but Dr. Tancred suspects murder based on the inn-keepers
behavior, a lighted keyhole, the angle of the fatal bullet and the
smell of gun powder in the corridor.
This
is not really a story that allows you to puzzle along with the
detective, but it's fun to watch the detective dismantle, what could
have been, a clever and near perfect murder without breaking a sweat.
E.
Charles Vivian's "Locked In," originally collected in My Best
Mystery Story (1939), was a disappointing and forgettable tale of
a supposed suicide in a locked room. I did not care for it. Moving
on...
Dorothy
L. Sayers' "The Haunted Policeman" was first published in the
February, 1938, issue of Harper's Bazaar and was posthumously
collected in Striding
Folly (1971), but remains one of her most criminally
underrated pieces of fiction. The story represents one of her most
imaginative and strongest puzzle-plot, which could easily have been a
Carter Dickson yarn in The
Department of Queer Complaints (1940)!
The
story opens on the night when Lord Peter Wimsey's first son is born
and, shortly thereafter, meets a confused policeman. One who has a
very interesting ghost story to tell. P.C. Alfred Burt was pounding
pavement in Merriman's End, "a long cul-de-sac," where his
eye fell upon "a rough-looking fellow" in "a baggy
old coat" was lurking suspicious in the shadow, but when he was
about to ask the character what he was doing when someone yelled
bloody murder – which seemed to come from Number 13. Nobody
answered the door. But the policeman did take a peek through the
letter-flap and saw a man laying the hall with a carving-knife in his
throat. However, when he returned, alongside a colleague, all of the
houses in the street have even numbers. There's no number 13! And
none of the house they visited have an interior that resembles what
he observed through the letter-flap. The house, alongside the body,
vanished into the dark of the night.
The
explanation for this apparent impossibility is as satisfying as it's
cleverly simple. And, as noted here above, the plot of the story is
very Carrish in nature and could have easily been a case for Colonel
March of Department D-3. After all, he handled a similar kind of
problem in "The Crime in Nobody's Room."
The
next story is Edmund Crispin's "Beware of the Trains," originally
published in The London Evening Standard in 1949, which has
Gervase Fen assisting his policeman friend, Detective-Inspector
Humbleby, when a motorman disappeared from a moving train. At the
same time, the police had surrounded the small station to collar a
burglary. So nobody could have slipped out unobserved. A well-known
and competent enough story, but hardly one of Crispin's best
impossible crime stories. There are a pair of lesser-known, but far
stronger, locked room stories in Crispin's repertoire, namely "A
Country to Sell" and "Death Behind Bars," which appeared in a
posthumous collection – entitled Fen
Country: Twenty-Six Stories (1979). Hopefully, one of them
will be considered for a future anthology of locked room mysteries.
Finally,
we have the youngest story in the collection, Margery
Allingham's "The Villa Marie Celeste," which was first
published in the October, 1960, issue of Ellery Queen's Mystery
Magazine. Personally, I'm not really a big fan of Allingham, but
this has to be one of the niftiest domestic mysteries I ever came
across. A young couple, married for three years, disappeared from
their comely home in Chestnut Grove. They apparent vacated a
half-eaten breakfast on a washing-day, took some sheets and vanished "like a stain under a bleach." Technically, this story
does not really qualify as an impossible crime, but the quality of
the story makes that a forgivable offense.
Some
of you might want to know that the unusual, but original, motive
makes it a close relative of a genuine locked room mystery from the
1980s, "The Locked Bathroom" by H.R.F. Keating, which I reviewed
here.
Funnily enough, both stories have a solution that involves laundry.
Mercifully,
that brings us at the end of this bloated, drawn out and badly written review!
All in all, the short stories collected in Miraculous Mysteries
were very consistent in quality. There were only two real stinkers,
Freeman (ripped off a well-known story) and Innes (completely
ridiculous), but skipped those two and that left only one (minor)
disappointment (i.e. Vivian). All of the other entries were either
decent, good or historically interesting. So no real complaints about
the overall quality of the collection.
However, it was a small let
down that this anthology did not collect any new sparkling classics
that were completely unknown to me, but that's the price one pays for
consuming ridiculous amounts of impossible crime-fiction. That being
said, this anthology is a welcome addition to the slowly growing row
of locked room themed short story collections of which there can
never, ever, be enough.
So,
despite my annoying nitpicking, I do hope this will not be the last
locked room anthology Edwards will compile for the British Library,
because I really do love impossible crime stories. And I'm only,
like, halfway through all of the novels and short stories listed by
Adey in Locked Room Murders.
I really, really need more anthologies to complete that task and reach full
enlightenment.
And, as always, I'll try to keep my next review a whole lot shorter.