Last
week, a positive review of Randall Garrett's Too
Many Magicians (1967) appeared on Mysteries
Ahoy, which was voted by a 1981 panel, spearheaded by Edward
D. Hoch, as one of the fourteen all-time greatest impossible
crime novels, but personally, I thoroughly detest the infernal book –
giving it spot on my 2014 list of "Least
Favorite Locked Room Mysteries." So, naturally, I was balking
in the comment-section how awful the book really was when "JJ,"
of The Invisible Event,
dropped by with an astonishing claim.
According
to JJ, the short stories in the Lord Darcy series are "variable"
in quality, but the one where "a man is found hanged in his
office," despite no-one having gone in, contains "a trick
so devious" he'd probably put it in his top 20 locked room
short stories. I happened to have a complete omnibus edition of
Garrett's Lord Darcy collecting dust on my shelves, which made it
even more tempting to give this series a second shot by taking a look
at "A Stretch of the Imagination."
So
damn you, JJ, for making me return to this series and I'll damn you
again at the end of this review, if the story turns out to be really
good.
First
of all, an introduction of the series in order for the people who are
not familiar with Garrett's Lord Darcy, because the books merged the
fantasy genre with the traditional detective story. And as much as I
dislike the sole novel in this series, Too Many Magicians, I
do admire Garrett's attempt to transplant the fair play concept of
the classical detective story to a world rife with wizards, spells
and the black arts – which makes for an interesting alternative
universe.
In
this alternative universe "Richard the Lion-Hearted did not die
in the year 1199," but went on "to found the mightiest and
most stable empire in history" where "the laws of
Extra-Sensory Perception (ESP) have been codified." However,
the laws of physics remain unsuspected. So in this world "magic
is a science."
The
greatest detective of this Anglo-Franco Empire is Lord Darcy, Chief
Criminal Investigator for His Royal Highness, Richard, Duke of
Normandy and Officer of the King's Justice, John IV, King and Emperor
of England, France, Scotland, Ireland, New England and New France,
King of the Romans and Emperor of the Holy Roman Empire. Imagine the
printing costs of his personal calling cards!
Lord
Darcy is assisted by Master Sean O Lochlainn, Chief Forensic
Sorcerer, who always struck me as a convenient plot-device to
eliminate the use of magic from the list of possible solutions or use
his magic wand to uncover clues.
The
story JJ spoke so highly of is "A Stretch of the Imagination,"
originally published in Of Men and Malice in 1973 and
collected in Garrett's Murder and Magic (1979), which takes
place within the walls of one of the most important publishing houses
in Normandy, Mayard House, where staff members heard a thump and
noises through the thick doors of the private-office of Lord Arlen –
who owns the publishing house. However, nobody dares to enter the
office until the Chief Editor, Sir Stefan, takes the charge and
enters the private sanctum of his boss.
Lord
Arlen was hanging by his neck from a rope that been thrown over a
massive wooden beam and below his feet was an overturned chair.
Nobody had entered, or left, the office in over an hour. So clearly a
case of suicide, but, whenever a member of the aristocracy dies
violently, an Officer of the King's Justice has to make a formal
inquiry. Enter Lord Darcy and Master O Lochlainn.
Master
O Lochlainn is waving "a small golden wand" around the
crime-scene and senses that "there was no one else in the room
at the time he died." He was also able to eliminate the
possibility of an evil influence or the use of black magic in the
room. Later on in the story, O Lochlainn casts a spell on the rope
used to hang Lord Arlen and it sprung to life to retie itself in the
slip-knot noose that the murderer had originally tied. I know
wizardry is an established science in this universe and Garrett never
uses magic as a solution, but I did not care for these magical
intrusions in my detective story.
I
guess fantasy just isn't my genre, which is weird, since my all-time
favorite novel is Michael Ende's The Never-Ending Story
(1979).
Luckily,
this time, the plot was far more inspired than the boring,
slow-moving Too Many Magicians, which borrowed its locked room
idea from John
Dickson Carr, but here the reader is treated to a novel
explanation as to how the murderer managed to hang a man, all alone,
inside a closely watched office – based on a crushed larynx, height
of the chair and a slightly open window. A type of trick you'll often
find in Gosho
Aoyama's Case Closed series (e.g. the hanging story from
Vol.
57).
Considering
my disdain for this series, I was pleasantly surprised that the
story, as a whole, turned out to be pretty solid with an original
solution for its impossible crime. I'm not sure it would make my top
20 list, but the story was good one. Although the locked room-trick
would probably have been better served in a detective story without
all the magic trappings. However, that is a bit of nitpicking on my
part.
So
that leaves me with one last thing to say: double damn you, JJ, for
not being entirely wrong about "A Stretch of the Imagination."
You may continue to practice as locked room expert. For now, anyway.