Showing posts with label Best Of. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Best Of. Show all posts

07 January 2010

Something Resembling a 2009 Wrap-Up

I'm still of the mind that it's little use for me to create any sort of "Best Of" list for 2009 when it comes to film. More than most years, the 2009 release calendar in the US was difficult, as so many of the notable releases came from years past (a lot of which I'd already seen thanks to importing DVDs when the films' future in the US looked grim). So instead of mulling over a list of official '09 releases, most of which I didn't see, I singled out the films released theatrically in the US within the past twelve months that made the Decade List; or in the case of Fish Tank, premiering internationally... or in the case of Love Exposure, making its festival debut in the US. I will be writing more about both Fish Tank and The White Ribbon once I get a chance to see them again.

1. The Headless Woman [La mujer sin cabeza] / Lucrecia Martel / Strand Releasing
2. Summer Hours [L’heure d’été] / Olivier Assayas / IFC Films
3. Fish Tank / Andrea Arnold / IFC Films
4. Love Exposure / Sion Sono
5. The White Ribbon [Das weiße Band] / Michael Haneke / Sony Pictures Classics
6. 35 Shots of Rum [35 rhums] / Claire Denis / Cinema Guild
7. Liverpool / Lisandro Alonso
8. Taxidermia / György Pálfi / Here! Films
9. Julia / Erick Zonca / Magnolia
10. Tony Manero / Pablo Larraín / Lorber Films
11. Drag Me to Hell / Sam Raimi / Universal

And, following those 11, here's a supplemental list of films that impressed me on some level (alphabetically). Antichrist resonated in ways I didn't expect... Nancy Kissam's Drool balanced its dark humor and self-discovery perfectly, with two hilarious performances from Laura Harring and Jill Marie Jones... The Girlfriend Experience is pretty fantastic and easily the best offering from Soderbergh over the past 10 years... Goodbye Solo defied its Driving Miss Daisy set-up to reveal a painfully sad portrait of two fascinatingly different men... while wholly unnecessary, Halloween 2 was Rob Zombie's love letter to Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me, Rocky Horror Picture Show and Irrèversible, tied with a nasty, tattered bow and a big fuck-you to the original's tedious sequel... like The Seventh Continent minus its misanthropy, Home introduced a new voice in European cinema, Ursula Meier, as well as showcasing a pair of great performances from Isabelle Huppert (in high heel boots!) and Olivier Gourmet... while more of a series pilot than a film, In the Loop was unquestionably the funniest film of '09... a bad idea on nearly every level, Gregor Jordan's adaptation of Bret Easton Ellis' The Informers benefited from working from his weakest book and became the most successful film translation of Ellis' writing... it's always refreshing to see a film, like The Maid, that thwarts every single one of your notions of where you think the narrative is headed... unsettling doesn't begin to describe Martyrs... Silent Light is another radiant film from Mexico's finest auteur, Carlos Reygadas... David Lowery's Malick-esque St. Nick was certainly the best feature directorial debut by an American filmmaker I saw all year... improving upon Boxing Helena isn't hard, but Jennifer Chambers Lynch's second film Surveillance, fifteen years later, is a really enjoyable piece of trash and has the year's most delectably perverse fuck scene (well, aside from Antichrist)...

Antichrist / Lars von Trier / IFC Films
Beeswax / Andrew Bujalski / Cinema Guild
Drool / Nancy Kissam / Strand Releasing
The Girlfriend Experience / Steven Soderbergh / Magnolia
Goodbye Solo / Ramin Bahrani / Roadside Attractions
Halloween 2 / Rob Zombie / The Weinstein Company
Home / Ursula Meier / Lorber Films
In the Loop / Armando Iannucci / IFC Films
Import/Export / Ulrich Seidl / Palisades Tartan
The Informers / Gregor Jordan / Senator
The Limits of Control / Jim Jarmusch / Focus Features
The Maid [La nana] / Sebastián Silva / Elephant Eye Films
Martyrs / Pascal Laugier / The Weinstein Company
Revanche / Götz Spielmann / Janus Films
Silent Light [Stellet licht] / Carlos Reygadas / Palisades Tartan
St. Nick / David Lowery
Surveillance / Jennifer Chambers Lynch / Magnolia
Tetro / Francis Ford Coppola / American Zoetrope
Vinyan / Fabrice Du Welz / Sony Pictures
You, the Living [Du levande] / Roy Andersson / Palisades Tartan
You Wont Miss Me / Ry Russo-Young

...and the lousiest films of the year. Some were dreadfully mediocre (Youth in Revolt), some hilariously inept (Watercolors), some excruciating in every way (Between Love & Goodbye), some were ruined by their incompetent directors (Precious, Jennifer's Body), some were douche parades (Bronson, Donkey Punch), some were chores to get through (Adam, Humpday)... and all were fucking baaaaad.

Adam / Max Mayer / Fox Searchlight
Between Love & Goodbye / Casper Andreas / TLA Releasing
Bronson / Nicolas Winding Refn / Magnolia
Donkey Punch / Oliver Blackburn / Magnolia
Humpday / Lynn Shelton / Magnolia
Jennifer’s Body / Karen Kusama / 20th Century Fox
Make the Yule Tide Gay / Rob Williams / TLA Releasing
Mammoth / Lukas Moodysson / IFC Films
Precious: Based on the Novel ‘Push’ by Sapphire / Lee Daniels / Lionsgate
Watercolors / David Oliveras / Here! Films
Youth in Revolt / Miguel Arteta / The Weinstein Company

Spending most of the year focusing on the 2000s, I did a lousy job of keeping up with any film released before 1999, but of those I did see (most of them queer and/or French), these were the stand-outs.

Les corps ouverts / Sébastien Lifshitz
L’eau froide [Cold Water] / Olivier Assayas
L’important c’est d’aimer / Andrzej Żuławski
Loads / Curt McDowell
Made in USA / Jean-Luc Godard
Possession / Andrzej Żuławski
Salomè / Camelo Bene
Le sexe des anges / Lionel Soukaz

And... in a perfect world, I would have seen all of these as well. A wish-list of viewings, from festival premieres to belated US releases. Alas...

24 City / Jia Zhang-ke / Cinema Guild
About Elly / Asghar Farhadi / Here! Films
Accident / Cheang Pou-Soi / Palisades Tartan
Air Doll / Hirokazu Kor-eeda
Ander / Roberto Castón
The Ape [Apan] / Jesper Ganslandt
Around a Small Mountain [36 vues du Pic Saint-Loup] / Jacques Rivette / Cinema Guild
Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call New Orleans / Werner Herzog / First Look
The Beaches of Agnès [Les plages d’Agnès] / Agnès Varda / Cinema Guild
Bluebeard [Barbe Bleue] / Catherine Breillat / Strand Releasing

Bright Star / Jane Campion / Apparition
Brotherhood [Broderskab] / Nicolo Donato
Can Go Through Skin [Kan door huid heen] / Esther Rots
City of Life and Death / Lu Chuan / National Geographic Films
The Cove / Louie Psihoyos / Roadside Attractions
Cracks / Jordan Scott / IFC Films
La danse, le ballet de l’Opéra de Paris / Frederick Wiseman / Zipporah Films
Desert Flower / Sherry Horman
The Dirty Saints [Los santos sucios] / Luis Ortega
Dogtooth / Giorgos Lanthimos / Kino

Don’t Look Back [Ne te retourne pas] / Marina de Van
Due South [Plein sud] / Sébastien Lifshitz
Duplicity / Tony Gilroy / Universal
Enter the Void / Gaspar Noé
Everyone Else [Alle Anderen] / Maren Ade / Cinema Guild
Eyes Wide Open / Haim Tabakman
Face [Visage] / Tsai Ming-liang
Fantastic Mr. Fox / Wes Anderson / 20th Century Fox
Father of My Children [Le père de mes enfants] / Mia Hansen-Løve / IFC Films
Freedom [Liberté] / Tony Gatlif

The Girl on the Train [La fille du RER] / André Téchiné / Strand Releasing
Go Get Some Rosemary [Daddy Longlegs] / Ben Safdie, Joshua Safdie
Hadewijch / Bruno Dumont / IFC Films
Henri-Georges Clouzot’s Inferno [L’enfer d’Henri-Georges Clouzot] / Serge Bromberg, Ruxandra Medrea
Hipsters / Valeriy Todorovskiy
Honeymoons [Medeni mesec] / Goran Paskaljević
The House of the Devil / Ti West / Dark Sky Films/Magnolia
I Am Love [Io sono l’amore] / Luca Guadagnino / Magnolia
I Am Not Your Friend [Nem vagyok a barátod] / György Pálfi
I Killed My Mother [J’ai tué ma mère] / Xavier Dolan / Here! Films

Independencia / Raya Martin
Inglourious Basterds / Quentin Tarantino / Universal
Ivul / Andrew Kötting
Jaffa / Keren Yedaya
Jerichow / Christian Petzold / Cinema Guild
Katalin Varga / Peter Strickland
Kill Daddy Goodnight [Das Vaterspiel] / Michael Glawogger
Kinatay / Brillante Mendoza
The King of Escape [Le roi de l’évasion] / Alain Guiraudie
Like You Know It All / Hong Sang-soo

Me and Orson Welles / Richard Linklater / Freestyle Releasing
The Milk of Sorrow [La teta asustada] / Claudia Llosa
The Misfortunates [De helaasheid der dingen] / Felix Van Groeningen / NeoClassics Films
Mother / Bong Joon-ho / Magnolia
Napoli, Napoli, Napoli / Abel Ferrara
Navidad / Sebastián Campos
Ne change rien / Pedro Costa
Life During Wartime / Todd Solondz
Lourdes / Jessica Hausner / Palisades Tartan
Making Plans for Lena [Non ma fille, tu n'iras pas danser] / Christophe Honoré

My Son, My Son, What Have Ye Done? / Werner Herzog
Night and Day / Hong Sang-soo / IFC Films
No puedo vivir sin ti / Leon Dai
Of Time and the City / Terrence Davies / Strand Releasing
Passing Strange / Spike Lee / IFC Films
Persécution / Patrice Chéreau
Plan B / Marco Berger
Police, Adjective [Poliţist, adj.] / Corneliu Porumboiu / IFC Films
Polytechnique / Denis Villeneuve
A Prophet [Un prophète] / Jacqued Audiard / Sony Pictures Classics

The Refuge [Le refuge] / François Ozon
Ricky / François Ozon / IFC Films
Serbis / Brillante Mendoza / Here! Films
A Serious Man / Joel Coen, Ethan Coen / Focus Features
She, a Chinese / Guo Xiaolu
A Single Man / Tom Ford / The Weinstein Company
Soul Kitchen / Fatih Akin
Spring Fever / Lou Ye / Strand Releasing
Strella [A Woman’s Way] / Panos H. Koutras
Still Walking / Hirokazu Kor-eeda / IFC Films

The Sun / Aleksandr Sokurov / Lorber Films
Sweet Rush [Tatarak] / Andrzej Wajda
Sweetgrass / Ilisa Barbash, Lucien Castaing-Taylor
Tales from the Golden Age [Aminitiri din epoca de aur] / Hanno Höfer, Razvan Marculescu, Cristian Mungiu, Constantin Popescu, Ioana Uricaru / IFC Films
Thirst / Park Chan-wook / Focus Features
This Is Love / Matthias Glasner
Three Monkeys [Üç maymun] / Nuri Bilge Ceylan / Zeitgeist
To Die Like a Man [Morrer Como Un Homem] / João Pedro Rodrigues
Triage / Danis Tanović
Tsar / Pavel Lungin

Unmade Beds / Alexis Dos Santos / IFC Films
Vengeance / Johnnie To / IFC Films
Villa Amalia / Benoît Jacquot
Vincere / Marco Bellocchio / IFC Films
Weaving Girl / Wang Quanan
Where the Wild Things Are / Spike Jonze / Warner
Whip It / Drew Barrymore / 20th Century Fox
White Material / Claire Denis
Wild Grass [Les herbes folles] / Alain Resnais / Sony Pictures Classics
Zombieland / Ruben Fleischer / Sony Pictures

31 December 2008

2008 List #6: The Best Films of 2008

I think most critics, at least those who pay attention to the international and documentary circuit (i.e., the ones that matter), have all come across the same surprising revelation: 2008 was a great year for film. Of course, a lot of the year's best are left-overs from 2007 (and even some 2006 in the case of Still Life and Reprise), but for the American film lover, 2008 provided a cornucopia of heavenly delights from some of cinema's brightest stars (yeah, I know, that sounds like a press release, but I'm sincere). Ninety-nine per cent of the time, I'm weary of calling any film I've just seen a masterpiece (Céline and Julie Go Boating, which I shamefully saw for the first time this year, is the only film that's coming to mind right now), even if the word was slapped around like a bad VD last year; I heard the word in relation to No Country for Old Men, There Will Be Blood, Zodiac, The Diving Bell and the Butterfly and even Ratatouille and The Bourne Ultimatum. The fact that critics weren't as persistent to make such a bold claim again (except occasionally when mentioning that Pixar flick or that superhero film) doesn't make 2008 any less of a great year. I decided to forgo the tedious process of discerning eligibility for most of these releases, and as I've spent the final weeks of December preparing for my annual list, I've had the chance to scope the Top 10s from the lucky critics who caught all of the major and festival releases before the eve of 2009. Their lists provided the scope for mine as I figured if it was found on someone's list, and I happened to catch it in 2008, it was acceptable (even though the inclusion of British film critics on MovieCityNews' Awards Scoreboard allowed for No Country for Old Men to show up once). At the last minute, I also decided to disqualify Carlos Reygadas' Silent Light, even though it was released for a week in NYC without distribution, on the grounds that I first saw it in April and, as it's being released officially in January, I will have the opportunity to see it on the big screen (which is necessary for this film) then. If you need any other indication of how good a year 2008 was, I even had trouble narrowing the great films I saw to 41, if you count Silent Light and consider the honorable mentions below. Even if you just skim over the top 20, take a look at the bottom of this post where you'll find a lame "score sheet," the list of films I wanted but didn't get around to seeing and the likely list of films I may write about when I get around to the disappointments (and overpraised films) of the year. Side note: films that premiered in a year other than 2008 are marked as such in parenthesis. So without further adieu... (in descending order)

1. The Class [Entre les murs] - dir. Laurent Cantet - France - Sony Pictures Classics

What's more impressive? The fact that The Class, Laurent Cantet's exuberant Palme d'Or winner, overcomes the dangerous comparison to the startling work of the Dardenne brothers or to the fourth season of television's best show, The Wire, at the height of its power. Based on the non-fiction book by François Bégaudeau, The Class is exactly the triumph Cantet has been building toward. With Human Resources, Time Out and Heading South, the director created spellbinding films, all centered around economic turmoil, that managed to be as savagely engrossing as they were challenging. The Class is more than just the standout of his four exceptional films; it's the perfect synthesis of the idealistic struggle that's been so prevalent in all of his work. Bégaudeau, a thin-shouldered, subtly handsome high school French teacher in his early-30s, plays a version of himself during a rocky single school year at a racially-divided école. Taking place entirely within the grounds of the school, his struggles to engage the frequently apathetic students results in the most troubling display of good intentions and human weakness. Like 4 Months, 3 Weeks and 2 Days, Cantet cultivates an impenetrable mood, unwavering in its feeling of trepidation, his direction consistently matched by the sharp screenplay, adapted by Cantet, Bégaudeau and Robin Campillo. The Class seated itself on top of my list moments after the credits started to roll, and its haunting power has never faltered. No other film this year dared to open Pandora's box with so much conviction, the capacity to inspire and, best of all, absolute trust in both subject and audience.

2. Vicky Cristina Barcelona - dir. Woody Allen - Spain/USA - Weinstein Company

No film this year glued a glimmering smile on my face as strongly and thoroughly as Woody Allen's effervescent Vicky Cristina Barcelona. Perhaps I was witnessing one of my favorite directors come back to life after a decade-long stint of mediocre films, many of which featuring his most incompetent muse to date, Scarlett Johansson, a sad replacement for Diane Keaton and Mia Farrow. Or perhaps it was such a relief to feel those temptations to say that he'd "lost it" dissipate within the film's earliest moments. Ultimately, it doesn't matter whether low expectations and dwindling confidence were to thank for what was easily my best "cinema experience" all year. In ways no other director can compete, Allen pulled me through the ringer with alternating moments of hilarity and stomach-dropping poignancy. As Vicky, the film's substitute for the 'Woody Allen character,' Rebecca Hall nailed neurotic dissatisfaction, culminating in the heart-sinking moment where her entire façade shatters near the end of the film as she tells Javier Bardem, quite simply, "I'm scared." As Cristina, the self-proclaimed free-spirit amid a love-triangle with Bardem and the smoldering Penélope Cruz, Johansson is as tolerable as she's ever been, with Allen exposing the two things most directors miss in the actress: a brimming sexuality that's deeper than physical voluptuousness and the seeping fear that she isn't up to snuff. I have no reservations in claiming Vicky Cristina Barcelona to be among the highest tier of Allen films, within the ranks of Stardust Memories, Manhattan, Hannah and Her Sisters, Annie Hall and Deconstructing Harry.

3. 4 Months, 3 Weeks and 2 Days [4 luni, 3 săptămâni şi 2 zile] - dir. Cristian Mungiu - Romania - IFC Films (2007)

There is a world of similarities between The Class and 4 Months, 3 Weeks and 2 Days. For starters, both took home the top prize at Cannes in their respective years. Secondly, both films fit into the strange release schedule that studios have set for their best foreign-language offerings: a week-long run in New York City during December before an official release in January. This causes the grand annoyance of having "dual citizenship" as far as year-end lists and critics awards are concerned. Because I didn't feel like getting into a hopeless argument with myself about where each film belongs (and because I'm not fortunate enough to catch all the films I'd like to at their international premieres), I placed 4 Months, 3 Weeks and 2 Days on my 2008 list because, well, that was when I got the chance to see it; for the record, I caught The Class at the Saint Louis International Film Festival. Stylistically, both films also mirror one another in being effective off-shoots of fellow Cannes winners the Dardenne brothers, and both are considerably better than their visual and tonal cousin, Darren Aronofsky's overpraised The Wrestler. It surprised me how well 4 Months, 3 Weeks and 2 Days held up on a second viewing. In alleviating the unshakable dread of seeing it initially (the film really prepares you for the absolute worst), its devastating power starts to reveal itself. Along with Anamaria Marinca's mesmerizing performance, it's the strongest depiction of true feminism I've seen all year. In a way, 4 Months, 3 Weeks and 2 Days is the alternate to a great war film, placing Marinca and Laura Vasiliu, who plays the pregnant girl, in the role of metaphorical soldiers fighting a small (in the grand scheme) battle in the face of personal freedom. And with that in mind, it's even more surprising how apolitical the film is. Its heart cannot be found on its sleeve, and its victories are no cause for celebration. 4 Months, 3 Weeks and 2 Days may be modest, but it's absolutely spellbinding.

4. The Headless Woman [La mujer sin cabeza] - dir. Lucrecia Martel - Argentina/France/Italy/Spain - No US Distributor

Chalk it up to exhaustion if you will, but Lucrecia Martel's third feature, The Headless Woman, was the grand oversight of the 2008 Cannes Film Festival. Despite arriving with a storm of high expectation and coming from a country whose cinema is reaching a pinnacle of artistic expression, finding anything about The Headless Woman disappointing is a notion I can't even begin to contemplate. After taking a small step down with La Niña santa after her exuberant debut La Ciénaga, Martel is back in extraordinary form, molding a meticulously cinematic adventure about the devastating emotional paralysis a woman (María Onetto) undertakes after a hit-and-run that may have killed a young child. Bárbara Álvarez's cinematography is an absolute marvel, and Martel's ability to frame shots is immaculate. Even when the camera provides the literal visual interpretation of the film's title, Martel sidesteps its potentially hazardous simplicity at every stroke. Unnerving at nearly every turn, The Headless Woman is Martel's luxurious coming-out party into the world of breathtaking international cinema.

5. Reprise - dir. Joachim Trier - Norway - Miramax (2006)

With time as my biggest obstacle, Reprise was the only film in the top 10 that I didn't get around to revisiting (other than The Class, but I saw more recently than Reprise). I have no doubt that the film would hold up as well as its placement on this list would suggest, but I'm going to have to resort to directing you to my original post from back in May: Life Being What It Is.

6. Otto; or Up with Dead People - dir. Bruce LaBruce - Canada/Germany - Strand Releasing

Even if you're privy to what Canada's most impressive provocateur Bruce LaBruce is selling, it comes as a surprise every single time that he's capable of deeply moving you beneath all that explicit sex and snappy dialogue. I often underestimate the way in which LaBruce, like Gregg Araki, punctures a searing truth and sadness through a well-practiced brand of sympathetic and condemning disposition. In a way, Otto; or Up with Dead People is the zombie remix of Super 8½, a depressing/hysterical exposé of LaBruce's favorite subjects, exploitation and pornography. Replacing Bruce, the egotistical porn auteur and occasional "butt double," with Otto (Jey Crisfar), the hoodie-donning, gay, once-vegan zombie, Otto; or Up with Dead People emerges as a complex, telling examination of the anxieties of the young. [Additional Reading: Cliquot]

7. Rachel Getting Married - dir. Jonathan Demme - USA - Sony Pictures Classics

Rachel Getting Married falls into the same category I place David Fincher's Zodiac. It's acceptable to dislike them, as long as you don't do so for the wrong reasons. If someone drops the phrase, "well, nothing happens," you can cross them off your list of people whose opinions are worthy of respect. The fact that "nothing happens" in both Zodiac and Rachel Getting Married is where their brilliance lies. Both take familiar subjects (a hunt for a serial killer; a dysfunctional family reunion or wedding movie, you choose) and display a sublime fascination in the mundane. In easily his finest film to date, Jonathan Demme conducts Jenny Lumet's screenplay like a beautifully enchanting piece of music. It's frequently mystifying, but always grounded. Rachel Getting Married doesn't sacrifice its bedazzlement or its rawness, allowing the hypnotic dancing sequences to feel perfectly in place with its astute depiction of the unbearable guilt between family members. [Additional Reading: You Move Me / Like Music]

8. (tie) Boarding Gate - dir. Olivier Assayas - France/Luxembourg - Magnet Releasing (2007)

Most people, especially those enamored with Asia Argento, cited her teaming with Catherine Breillat for The Last Mistress as her most appropriate tag-teaming on the list of exceptional directors she's chosen to work with. However, it was with Olivier Assayas in Boarding Gate that she was able to elicit her most dazzling performance. Although Breillat gave us that exquisite "worm's eye view" of the actress writing in ecstasy, bare breasts and all, and Abel Ferrara had her French-kissing a rottweiler in Go Go Tales, it suddenly became less important what a director was having Argento do as much as what lied inside her explosiveness. In addition to finding a remarkable center in Argento, Assayas becomes leveled by her, creating the perfect balance for both director and star. It's appropriate, as both receive their harshest criticisms when walking too far out on the plank. Assayas unveils Boarding Gate's surprising emotional core in Argento's fluttering conscience, and Argento provides stability and significance when the film appears to be falling out of place. The two constantly have their hands around each other's throats, in an act of gorgeous co-survival that brings nothing but best out of one another. I can't think of another film I loved so intensely that others have so vocally detested. [Additional Reading: Cliquot & Says you, Goldie Hawn?]

8. (tie) Summer Hours [L'heure d'été] - dir. Olivier Assayas - France - IFC Films

Initially, I had listed Boarding Gate higher than Olivier Assayas' "official" 2008 release (Boarding Gate premiered at Cannes in 2007), even though I couldn't justify in words why. Summer Hours is likely the better film of the two, but there's something about the harmony between Asia Argento and Assayas that keeps Boarding Gate from leaving my mind. Placing Boarding Gate and Summer Hours at a tie was the only viable option, even though I probably could have done the same with Gus Van Sant. Like Van Sant, Assayas showed some impressive diversity in 2008. In juggling a metaphysical exploitation film and a somber drama about the dispersion of inheritance after the matriarch (Edith Scob) passes away, Assayas approaches the same multi-faceted issue of globalization, also addressed in Irma Vep and demonlover, in two astonishing arenas. Both Boarding Gate and Summer Hours are deceptively slight, lacking the sucker punch that Hollywood cinema cowardly uses to justify its existence. Yet in the final stretches of each of the two, Assayas makes everything transcendently clear. Both take the risk of being parodies of their expected conventions (Summer Hours consciously avoids showing any of the high drama that would typically factor into a film about the death of a mother) but emerge as profound works from the shamefully underrated director.

10. Paranoid Park - dir. Gus Van Sant - France/USA - IFC Films (2007)

It can be rather troubling picking one of Gus Van Sant's 2008 offerings over the other. Out of all four directors who saw two of their films get official US releases during the year (Woody Allen, Clint Eastwood, David Gordon Green... despite showing up on this list, Olivier Assayas' Summer Hours won't be released domestically until next year), Van Sant provided the most savory double dip, emitting a newfound optimism after his "Trilogy of Death." Paranoid Park could easily be seen as the epilogue to said trilogy, adopting an elliptical visual and audible landscape that's totally separate from Gerry, Elephant and Last Days (thanks to Christopher Doyle and Rain Kathy Li's cinematography and the usage of music from a couple Fellini films, as well as the familiar Elliott Smith); however, I like to think of it as Van Sant finally listening to the advice of The B-52's and saying adieu to his own private Idaho as if the lyric, "get out of the state you're in," finally rung true. [Additional Reading: Cliquot]

11. The Edge of Heaven [Auf der anderen Seite] - dir. Fatih Akin - Germany/Turkey/Italy - Strand Releasing (2007)

The trouble with writing about groups of films you love dearly is the fear of redundancy. How many superlatives can I really throw out there? And what's worse, I often find myself resorting to using absolutes (or suggested absolutes) to the point that they begin to mean nothing (the best example of that was a billboard I saw for Milk where some critic called it "the best live-action, English-language mainstream film of 2008," or something to that extent). Yet I like to think I'm being as sincere as I can be when resorting to them. So when I say that The Edge of Heaven is unlike any film I can think of in its graceful adoption of the language, skill and intricacy of a cherished novel, I'm trying not to exaggerate. Fatih Akin understands what it takes to make his characters blossom with as little information as possible. All six characters, three sets of parents and their children, radiate onscreen, as fully developed as if he had used written chapters to flesh them out. More than just penetrating the rocky relationship between Turks and Germans, The Edge of Heaven explores the nature of identity through heritage and family. And more than just intersecting the six's lives for the sake of cheap revelation, Akin places a complex blanket of universality to the characters' struggles, having the separate familial bonds stand as facets of the same truth. Akin is too brilliant of a writer for the incidents to become easily compartmentalized and allows The Edge of Heaven to pulsate with utter refinement. It should be no surprise that the two films of 2008 that best addressed the turbulence of blood relations (Rachel Getting Married being the other) would have the most memorable closing credit sequence, accompanied by dazzling single-take images that resonated long after you left the theatre.

12. Inside [À l'intérieur] - dir. Alexandre Bustillo, Julien Maury - France - Dimension (2007)

Jarring, uncompromising, relentless, nauseating. Those are only four of the adjectives that came to mind while watching what might be the finest horror film of the decade. Inside may be too gruesome for most people to stomach, no matter how desensitized you might be. Certainly a home invasion thriller in the vain of a video nasty is nothing new, but co-directors Alexandre Bustillo and Julien Maury do such a spectacular job in matching nail-biting suspense with their buckets of gore that I almost felt as if I was witnessing something completely new. As the predator, simply credited as 'La Femme,' Béatrice Dalle becomes the physical embodiment of absolute terror, as frightening as I'd imagine it was to see Leatherface for the first time. Though the film suffers the mistake of applying motive to Dalle's bloodthirst, the layers of menace run so deep in Inside that even the silliest explanation (hello, Haute tension) couldn't alleviate its staggering devastation. [Additional Reading: Plein de vide & Says you, Goldie Hawn?]

13. Milk - dir. Gus Van Sant - USA - Focus Features

Politically speaking, 2008 was a year of desperation in the United States. The two most outwardly political films of the holiday season, Milk and Ron Howard's Frost/Nixon, relied completely on the outcome of the election to determine how they would be perceived among the public. As many others have alluded to such, Frost/Nixon became outdated before it even made its first press screening. With Barack Obama's win, the harping on our country's gloomy past in Frost/Nixon felt out of place. Although it's been suggested that had Milk been released a month earlier we might not have had to bare the shame of approving Proposition 8 in California, Milk still holds a mirror up to the spirit of the people, embracing hope and progress even when we know all-too-well the fate of Harvey Milk. And what a relief it was to see that, even when working in the tired realm of the biopic, Van Sant still retained his own signature across Milk.

14. Flight of the Red Balloon [Le voyage du ballon rouge] - dir. Hou Hsiao-hsien - France - IFC Films (2007)

There are so many singular aspects of Flight of the Red Balloon to marvel at that it's almost stupefying that the film encompasses them with such ease. Firstly, there's Lee Pin Bing's cinematography, with is so ravishing in its golden hues that my eyes almost couldn't handle it. Secondly, there's Juliette Binoche, an actress so gifted that it takes a minute to recognize her in every film she's in. As I said in my round-up of the best performances of 2008, Binoche makes acting look effortless, and as I said earlier this year, there's so much feeling and complexity in the single moment where she tries to wipe her tears away while asking her son how his day was, it's no wonder every major filmmaker wants to work with her. And finally (though you could easily highlight other aspects), there's the way in which Hou Hsiao-hsien uncovers his film, inspired by The Red Balloon, to reveal a sadness through the imagination of a young boy. It's sensational at every turn. [Additional Reading: Says you, Goldie Hawn?]

15. The Duchess of Langeais [Ne touchez pas la hache] - dir. Jacques Rivette - France/Italy - IFC Films (2007)

In my published review of the latest from Jacques Rivette, I suggested that the general public's disdain for film critics could be entirely summed up in The Duchess of Langeais. In addition to that, the film also shows the oceans-apart gap between the film lover and the movie-goer. The Duchess of Langeais, without trying to do so, is the antithesis of the Hollywood period romance. The costumers aren't there to make you swoon, the actors don't adopt painful British accents, the sexual manipulation isn't remotely cheeky and Rivette couldn't care less if you related to or sympathized with either of his leads. I regret not including Guillaume Depardieu, who tragically died a few months ago, on my list of the best performances of the year.

16. A Christmas Tale [Un conte de Noël] - dir. Arnaud Desplechin - France - IFC Films

I'm surprised at myself as I write this that I'm ranking A Christmas Tale so low on the list. When I saw it two months ago, the thought, "this is top 5 material," ran through my head, but as I compiled the list, my enthusiasm waned a bit. A Christmas Tale is still the spectacular treat I wanted it to be; perhaps its splendor left nothing more to be desired. [Additional Reading: You Move Me / Like Music]

17. Love Songs [Les chansons d'amour] - dir. Christophe Honoré - France - IFC Films (2007)

Officially, Love Songs is the first Christophe Honoré film I've ever liked. In the previous Ma mère and Dans Paris, Honoré proved to be a rather cheap imitator of much better filmmakers, and though he plays with Jacques Demy's musical conventions in Love Songs, it's the first time I've ever really believed him and frequent star Louis Garrel. For both the director and the actor, their undeserved pretension became unmasked, and an authentic brand of glorious melancholy surfaced. [Additional Reading: Ou, de la tristesse]

18. In Bruges - dir. Martin McDonagh - UK/USA - Focus Features

Likely, In Bruges, without question the funniest film of the year, deserves a higher placement. Like Andrea Arnold who followed up her Oscar-winning short Wasp with a stunning feature-length debut (Red Road), Martin McDonagh extends the black-as-night, violent comedy of the short Six Shooter into a scintillatingly bleak comedy about two hitmen (the equally fantastic Brendan Gleeson, who also starred in Six Shooter, and Colin Farrell) teamed up for a job in Belgium. Ruthless in every respect, In Bruges was one of the few deserving surprises when this year's Golden Globe nominations were announced and makes its American counterpart Tropic Thunder cower in comparison.

19. Wendy & Lucy - dir. Kelly Reichardt - USA - Oscilloscope Pictures

Like the two Assayas films on the list, Wendy & Lucy teases you with its stripped-down demeanor. Before the word "quaint" can even cross your mind (and, really, none of the three are even close to that), Wendy & Lucy creeps up on you. Reichardt, in her third feature, doesn't achieve the blissfulness of her previous Old Joy, but Wendy & Lucy is a more-than-worthy follow-up, aided by a delicate performance from Michelle Williams.

20. The Last Mistress [Une vieille maîtresse] - dir. Catherine Breillat - France/Italy - IFC Films (2007)

Those who are familiar with my blog will know that my obsession with Asia Argento is nothing to take lightly. With The Last Mistress and Boarding Gate, she's given the two best lines of dialogue of any other film this year. For Boarding Gate, Argento asking Michael Madsen longingly, "you kept the handcuffs?" works better when you hear it. For The Last Mistress, on the other hand, Argento telling Amira Casar, "I despise everything feminine... except in young boys," never fails to make me chuckle, even when repeated. Though the film has been called a lesser effort for Breillat, it's nonetheless striking in both familiar and new terms for the director. [Additional Reading: Vellini Satyricon]

Honorable Mentions:

Mother of Tears: The Third Mother [La terza madre] - dir. Dario Argento - Italy/USA - Myriad Pictures/Dimension

Dario Argento, is that you? Like Diary of the Dead, I'm still convinced that Argento hired someone else to make the long-awaited conclusion to his Three Mothers Trilogy. Unlike Diary of the Dead, Mother of Tears was watchable, even if it's in unexpected ways. Let's get this straight: Mother of Tears is bad... made-for-Canadian-television bad. But why do I love it so much? How can the second-most ineptly made film of 2008 (the other involves trees) also be the most fun? I can't come up with any acceptable hypothesis, but bring your jug-o'-wine and savor the sour delights of Mother of Tears!

The Free Will [Die Freie Wille] - dir. Matthias Glasner - Germany - Benten Films

The always admirable Benten Films released their best acquisition yet straight to DVD, a harrowing, nearly-three-hour-long account of a convicted rapist's (Jürgen Vogel, who co-wrote the screenplay) return to society after jail time. Matthias Glasner never takes The Free Will down the easy road. Vogel's phenomenal performance probably ranks somewhere close to Isabelle Huppert in The Piano Teacher. A friend of mine suggested that having seen two of the year's most lauded films, Hunger and Gomorrah, on the small screen hindered his appreciation for them. If only I'd been given the chance, The Free Will would have likely been shattering on the big screen.

18 More Honorable Mentions (in alphabetical order):

Blind Mountain - dir. Yi Lang - China - Kino (2007)
Boy A - dir. John Crowley - UK - The Weinstein Company (2007)
Dear Zachary: A Letter to a Son About His Father - dir. Kurt Kuene - USA - Oscilloscope Pictures
Frownland - dir. Ronald Bronstein - USA - Self-Distributed (2007)
Gomorrah [Gomorra] - dir. Matteo Garrone - Italy - IFC Films
Happy-Go-Lucky - dir. Mike Leigh - UK - Miramax

Hunger - dir. Steve McQueen - UK/Ireland - IFC Films
Julia - dir. Erick Zonca - France/USA/Mexico/Belgium - Magnolia
Let the Right One In [Låt den rätte komma in] - dir. Tomas Alfredson - Sweden - Magnet Releasing
Married Life - dir. Ira Sachs - USA/Canada - Sony Pictures Classics (2007)
Noise - dir. Matthew Saville - Australia - Film Movement (2007)
Roman Polanski: Wanted and Desired - dir. Maria Zenovich - USA/UK - ThinkFilm/HBO

Still Life - dir. Jia Zhang-ke - China/Hong Kong - New Yorker (2006)
Tell No One [Ne le dis à personne] - dir. Guillaume Cantet - France - Music Box Films (2006)
Towelhead [Nothing Is Private] - dir. Alan Ball - USA - Warner Independent (2007)
The Witnesses [Les témoins] - dir. André Téchiné - France - Strand Releasing (2007)
XXY - dir. Lucía Puenzo - Argentina/France/Spain - Film Movement (2007)
Yeast - dir. Mary Bronstein - USA - Self-Distributed

Further Readings on the Honorable Mentions:

Jesus Died For Somebody's Sins, But Not Mine... [Julia]
Noir et blanc [Married Life]
Short Cuts: 22 March 2008 [The Witnesses]
Says you, Goldie Hawn? [XXY]

Films I didn't get the chance to see before compiling this list that had a theatrical run in the US (in no particular order): Serge Bozon's La France, José Luis Guerín's In the City of Sylvia [En la ciudad de Sylvia], Hong Sang-soo's Woman on the Beach, Wong Kar-wai's Ashes of Time Redux, Lance Hammer's Ballast, Courtney Hunt's Frozen River, Margaret Brown's The Order of Myths, Alex Gibney's Taxi to the Dark Side, Nicolas Klotz's Heartbeat Detector [La question humaine], Philippe Garrel's J'entends plus la guitare, Mabrouk El Mechri's JCVD, John Patrick Shanley's Doubt, Azazel Jacobs' Momma's Man, Amos Gitai's One Day You'll Understand [Plus tard tu comprendras], Paul Schrader's Adam Resurrected, Laura Dunn's The Unforeseen, Rod Lurie's Noithing But the Truth, Claude Lelouch's Roman de gare

The Candidates for the Most Disappointing (or Overpraised, even if I marginally liked them) Films of 2008 (I may be forgetting some): Christopher Nolan's The Dark Knight, Andrew Stanton's WALL·E, Danny Boyle's Slumdog Millionaire, Darren Aronofsky's The Wrestler, David Fincher's The Curious Case of Benjamin Button, Clint Eastwood's Gran Torino and Changeling, James Marsh's Man on Wire, Charlie Kaufman's Synecdoche New York, Ari Folman's Waltz with Bashir, the Coen brothers' Burn After Reading, Isabel Coixet's Elegy, Harmony Korine's Mister Lonely, Wong Kar-wai's My Blueberry Nights, Carter Smith's The Ruins

Useless Statistics (of the 20):

2 of the films have yet to make their official theatrical run in the US, 8 were released by IFC, 2 star Juliette Binoche, 2 star Asia Argento, 2 star Chiara Mastroianni, 11 were at least co-produced in France, 2 were directed by Olivier Assayas, 2 were directed by Gus Van Sant, 12 premiered at the Cannes Film Festival (some in different years), 2 won the Palme d'or (in different years), 8 have their primary dialogue in English, 5 were made by Americans (from the United States), 5 have bed-couplings between same-sex individuals (4 others imply that at least one of their characters is at least a part-time lesbian), 11 haven't been rated by the MPAA, 15 take place (at least partially) in Europe, 4 star Oscar winners, 10 made their internatial debuts before January 1st 2008, 2 were selected as their country's submission to the foreign language Oscar, 3 were directed by women, 5 are period flicks (1 was set only a few years before it was made), 5 are over two hours long, 18 were written (or at least co-written) by their director, 4 are adapted from novels, 3 are (loosely) based on true stories, 3 have full frontal nudity (!), 1 showed a pregnant woman having her baby cut out, 9 are already available for purchase on DVD in the US (those Blockbuster exclusive IFC titles make that wording necessary), 0 were documentaries, 8 coincide with Roger Ebert's list of the 38 or so best films of 2008, 1 is in the "red" category on Metacritic, 1 is in the "yellow," 3 do not have tabulated scores on there, 1 was seen by both me and my mother, 0 featured Batman

20 December 2008

2008 List #1: The Best (and Worst) of Television

Ever since HBO raised the bar for television, it’s a lot less criminal to indulge in one’s love of the serialized medium. Plenty of grave offenses to the excellence that shows like The Sopranos, Six Feet Under, Oz, Arrested Development and Curb Your Enthusiasm created still exist today. How does a laughless show like The Big Bang Theory continue to rake in viewers when Arrested Development gets the plug pulled on it prematurely? Questions like these will plague our thoughts just as much as the what-ifs Twin Peaks left us after its second season. Keep in mind that my last-minute movie consumption has prevented me from watching Generation Kill, which is now on DVD. The nice thing about the medium of television is that, like I did after suffering three seasons of Nip/Tuck and two episodes of this year’s putrid I Can’t Believe I’m Still Single in which middling writer/director/actor Eric Schaeffer ponders the title’s disbelief to nails-on-chalkboard extremes, you can always turn it off. So, here’s my first of at least six lists rounding up the year 2008, with an honorable mention to Cloris Leachman telling John Stamos that she wanted to fuck him with her Oscar on Comedy Central’s Roast of Bob Saget. I should probably suggest you not read about the shows you haven't caught up with yet, as spoilers will certainly follow.

1. Summer Heights High – HBO – with Chris Lilly

Chris Lilly’s hysterical, brilliant mockumentary about the lives of three awful human beings who call the titular Summer Heights High their home for a term beats Christopher Guest at his own game. At turns unbearably funny and gut-wrenchingly unsympathetic, Summer Heights High balances its double act gracefully. Lilly goes places you never expect him to with Ja’mie King (the private school cunt with a love for incorrectly using the word “random” who manipulates and condescends her way through her year-long exchange), Mr. G (the self-applied “director of performing arts” with delusions of grandeur putting on an exploitive musical about a schoolgirl who died of a drug overdose) and Jonah Takalua (the disobedient Pacific Islander who would rather break-dance than learn how to read). Watching Mr. G’s “arena spectacular” makes the only salvageable moments of Hamlet 2 look pitiful by comparison (“She’s a naughty girl with a bad habit / a bad habit for drugs”). Summer Heights High is easily the most refreshing television import since The Office UK. For more Ja’mie (my personal favorite) and Lilly, be sure to check out the show he made before this one, We Can Be Heroes, which I can only hope will be picked up by HBO sooner or later. The DVD set for Summer Heights High will be available on 24 February 2009.

2. Kristen Wiig (Saturday Night Live)

Sorry Amy Poehler and Sarah Silverman, but Kristen Wiig is not only SNL’s funniest comedienne, but perhaps even the funniest person who’s ever been on that entire show (take that comment lightly, this is coming from someone who gains and loses sporadic interest in the show on a regular basis). She’s taken Silverman’s place as the scene-stealer of dude comedies; her scene in Knocked Up provides more laughs than the rest of the film combined. Though she seems to be often stuck in deleted scenes (Forgetting Sarah Marshall) or unfunny roles (The Brothers Solomon), her comic genius truly comes through on SNL, playing a slew of neurotic or unflattering characters (as well as dead-on impersonations of Suze Orman and Björk) and always emerging as the only good thing in badly or underwritten skits. As NBC.com is one of the worst viral sites around, I’ve gathered together a few clips for your enjoyment. Wiig as Virgania Horson and Her Pony Express (thanks to my friend Mike for posting this on his Facebook page!); as the Deformed Sister of Laurence Welk Quartet; as one of the work-out ladies for Body Fuzion, with Drew Barrymore; as Björk in a send-up of The Sundance Channel's Iconoclasts; as Sue who sure is excited about throwing a surprise party, with Christopher Walken; as one-half of a set of adorable twins, with Seth Rogan; as Kyra Sedgwick, followed by a new crime program starring Penny Marshall, also with Andy Samberg as Juliette Lewis; as Suze Orman and again; as Crazy McCain Rally Lady on the Weekend Update; as one-half of another set of twins for a new Disney Channel program, with Amy Adams; as Penelope at traffic school, also with Amy Adams; as Jennifer Tilly on Celebrity Apprentice; and as the Target Lady, with Jonah Hill. Forgive me if some of the videos don't work.

3. (tie) Great Actresses As Greatly Embarrassing Republican Ladies: Tina Fey as Sarah Palin on SNL; Laura Dern as Katherine Harris in HBO’s Recount

Tina Fey emerged to be the only good thing to come from the hasty media obsession with Vice Presidential candidate Sarah Palin, showcasing the thespian side of our favorite hot, rimmed-spectacled gal. Like my experience in seeing Christine Ebersole play Little Edie on the Broadway version of Grey Gardens (which was lame otherwise), Fey didn’t just impersonate the similar-looking Palin, but became her in such a way that I could barely tell the two apart. “It seems that when cornered you become increasingly adorable.” Who knew even better things were to come for Fey at the beginning of 30 Rock’s third season? Check NBC's website, under the "Most Popular" category, to see the sketches.

The other fabulous depiction of a real-life female pawn for the Republican party came from one of my long-time favorite actresses, Laura Dern, in Recount. In the past few years, she’s been continuing to astound with dynamic performances in the wildly different Inland Empire and We Don’t Live Here Anymore, but just when I thought I’d never get another Ruth Stoops, she delivered some comedy magic as Katherine Harris. In easily upstaging the rest of the predominantly male cast (Kevin Spacey, Bob Balaban, Denis Leary, John Hurt and Tom Wilkinson, among others), Dern is the only reason to watch the simply passable, well-intended docudrama. Recount is available on DVD.

4. The Wire – HBO – 5th and Final Season – with Dominic West, Lance Reddick, Wendell Pierce, Clarke Peters, Michael K. Williams, Sonja Sohn, John Doman, Aiden Gillen, Andre Rojo, Clark Johnson, Thomas McCarthy, Dierdre Lovejoy, Seth Gilliam, Delaney Williams, Frankie Faison, Corey Parker Robinson, Jim True-Frost, Domenick Lombardozzi, Gbenga Akinnagbe, Jamie Hector, Tristan Wilds, Jermaine Crawford, Felicia Pearson, Amy Ryan, et al.

Had this been the final season to any other show, I probably wouldn’t have included it. But as it’s The Wire, the smartest show in HBO’s illustrious history, I can put my reservations aside. Cramming a shitload of information into a meager ten episodes, not the least of which involving a “serial killer,” season 5 felt as though it rushed through everything the show so deliberately laid out in seasons past (it was especially hard to try to top Pryzbylewski’s staggering stint as a mathematics teacher in Season 4). I would have allowed the show the sinister killing of its best character had the writers stuck with the raw, unforgiving nature we’d become used to by that point. Characters got off too easy in the show’s finale, developing an attachment the creators swore they’d never display. All that aside, The Wire was the most uncommonly compelling show of the decade (I keep Six Feet Under in a different basket), and I’m sure its legacy will last through DVD, even if no other show comes close to touching its vigor. All five seasons are currently available on DVD. [On a side note, I’m working on a piece which examines how The Wire has changed, for the worse, my cinema obsession. Look for it as soon as I finish these lists.]

5. 30 Rock – NBC – Seasons 2 and 3 – with Tina Fey, Alec Baldwin, Tracy Morgan, Jane Krakowski, Jack McBreyer, Scott Adsit, Judah Friedlander, Keith Powell, Katrina Bowden, Lonny Ross, Maulik Pancholy, Kevin Brown, Grizz Chapman

What began as a nice alternative to the multi-camera sitcoms that the networks kept throwing at us evolved into the cleverest show on NBC and a more-than-welcome replacement for the void Arrested Development left. Fey’s writing was never in question, but in the early episodes of season 3, she’s finally eluded the Dorothy Petrillo Zbornak curse, in which the lead actor of a sitcom is consistently upstaged by their co-stars (not that I don’t love you, Bea Arthur!). Baldwin, Morgan, Krakowski and McBreyer are uniformly hilarious, and though Friedlander leaves something to be desired, he finally got laughs out of me when, in season 2, he shows up at a gay disco where they’re playing a club mix version of Krakowski’s smash hit in Europe, “Muffin Tops,” and, in season 3, when he responds “yes” emphatically when Morgan, dressed as a white woman for a Freaky Friday experiment, asks if he wants to make out with him. With guest stars including Oprah Winfrey, Jennifer Aniston and Steve Martin, I can’t help but think 30 Rock is on the upslope. Season 3 is still in progress; seasons 1 and 2 are available on DVD, and you can catch all the episodes streaming on NBC.com.

6. Lost – ABC – Season 4 – with Matthew Fox, Terry O’Quinn, Evangeline Lilly, Michael Emerson, Josh Holloway, Naveen Andrews, Yunjin Kim, Jorge Garcia, Daniel Dae Kim, Elizabeth Mitchell, Henry Ian Cusack, Jeremy Davies, Emilie de Ravin, Jeff Fahey, Ken Leung, Harold Perrineau, Rebecca Mader, Mira Furlan, Alan Dale, Kevin Durand, Tania Raymonde, et al.

Lost would be nowhere without Twin Peaks, as you can imagine. It followed the show’s entire mold: intrigue your audience in the first season before fully introducing the supernatural head-scratching in the second. Ending the otherwise lackluster third season with a real mind blower, Lost cut its episodes by around ten, making it even more concise and wonderfully infuriating than it ever had been. With a deal made by the creators and ABC, which will conclude the show’s run in 2010, Lost will have what Twin Peaks never could… an ending. Heartbreak, anger, elation and confusion will be brought to us for another two seasons with the possibility of our Oceanic Six making their way back to the island. For the especially amazing episodes of Season 4, check out “The Constant,” in which the island’s lone Scotsman Desmond Hume (Cusack) discovers with the help of wormy Daniel (Davies) the two-way nature of time travel, or “The Shape of Things to Come,” which answers and poses more questions about that fucking smoke monster. Season 4 was just released on DVD, though you can watch every episode streaming on ABC.com, and Season 5 will begin early 2009.

7. Project Runway – Bravo – Seasons 4 and 5

Gay, straight, man, woman, I dare you to resist the charms of Project Runway (I’ve heard many hilarious confessions of friends who’ve caught their fathers watching the show). Cramming a season and a half into 2008, my would-be guilty pleasure (I’m seldom guilty about anything I like) awarded its top honors to the two most deserving winners in both seasons. Keep in mind that Project Runaway is the only reality contest that actually awards creativity over meager talent and mutiny and, without being too invasive, introduces you to plenty of wonderful (Chan Marshall look-a-like Leann Marshall and the endearing Sweet Pea), memorable (Christian Siriano) and detestable (I’m looking at you, Kenley) contestants. Sure, plenty of the players weren’t up to snuff in the past two seasons, but could you really live without the addition of “hot tranny mess” into your vocabulary? For shits and giggles, here’s Amy Poehler playing Siriano on SNL, and despite his best efforts, Blayne’s catch phrase “licious” will never catch on. Season 4 is available on DVD; no word yet on season 5 (or when the show will be rid of its legal troubles).

8. (tie) Unwatched/Unfinished Seasons of the Runners-Up of TV's Most Offensive, After The Hills: It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia – FX – Season 4 – with Glenn Howerton, Charlie Day, Rob McElhenney, Kaitlin Olson, Danny DeVito; South Park – Season 12 – Comedy Central – with Trey Parker, Matt Stone

I’m ashamed to admit that I’ve only caught a few episodes of the latest season of the fantastically mean-spirited sitcom about five selfish assholes and the Philly bar they own, but what I’ve seen leads me to believe that, like 30 Rock, the show is only getting better. Politically incorrect, undeserved narcissism hasn’t looked this good in a while. No word on when Season 4 will hit DVD, but the previous three are already available for you to catch up.

It’s hard to believe that South Park has maintained its appeal after twelve seasons, when the high priest of animated sitcoms, The Simpsons, fizzled out years ago. Like It’s Always Sunny…, I only caught selective episodes, including the Cloverfield spoof and the brilliant raping of Indiana Jones by Steven Spielberg and George Lucas by way of Jodie Foster in The Accused and Ned Beatty in Deliverance, but as soon as I finish the remaining films for my other Best Of’s, I’ll be heading over to ComedyCentral.com. The 12th season will be available on DVD on 10 March 2009.

9. True Blood – HBO – Season 1 – with Anna Paquin, Stephen Moyer, Sam Trammell, Ryan Kwanten, Rutina Wesley, Lois Smith, Chris Bauer, Nelsan Ellis, Lizzie Caplan, Carrie Preston, Michael Raymond-Jones, William Sanderson, Adina Porter, Alexander Skarsgård, Jim Parrack, Stephen Root, Kristin Bauer, Michelle Forbes, Todd Lowe, Deborah Ann Woll, et al.

Alan Ball’s television follow-up to Six Feet Under hasn’t yet lived up to its predecessor, but in laying the groundwork for a sexy, Louisiana vampire tale, the show definitely has promise. Six Feet Under really hit its stride in its second season, so I won’t fault True Blood in allowing the viewer time for a little establishment. Sure, Sookie Stackhouse (Paquin) is a stubborn, self-righteous pistol, and yes, it appears as if the show can’t figure out how it feels about bar-owner Sam Merlotte (Trammell). However, in Tara (Wesley), the viper-tongued best friend with the most hideously unlikable mother (Porter) in television history, and Bill (Moyer), the tender-hearted vampire love interest, the show more than makes up for the issues it raises with the other characters. The biggest faults so far involve a lame, convenient serial killer plot and the show’s lax nature in killing off major characters, which doesn’t allow for the institution of a world where no one’s safe as much as it does in ridding the show of characters that haven’t been given the chance to grow. The show will be available on DVD on 12 May 2009, with the second season beginning sometime in the summer.

10. The Life & Times of Tim – HBO – Season 1

I’ve been reprimanded by many of my friends for never allowing myself to get into Adult Swim, but things may change after seeing HBO’s version of Cartoon Network’s R-rated animated comedies. The premise is fairly simple: generally nice guy Tim is thrown into awkward situations involving hookers, mistaken identity and misconstrued good intentions, escalating in each 15-minute episode. After watching at least three episodes, The Life & Times of Tim quits feeling like the cringe-inducing, prone-to-failure antics that made the shitty Meet the Parents films so successful and becomes the perfect time killer for an aimless day of browsing the On Demand section of your cable provider. The best laugh I got all season occurred when Tim (writer/director/co-creator Steve Dildarian) asks Debbie (Bob Morrow), the surly lady of the evening, for help in learning gospel songs, only for Debbie to break out in Eddie Murphy’s “Party All the Time,” innocently mistaking that for a beloved church-going tune. Season 1 will be available on DVD on 24 March 2009.

As for the underwhelming or just plain despicable television programs I caught this year (usually when bored and visiting with my mother): Katherine Heigl’s Demi Moore/Patrick Swayze romance (and just about everything else) on Grey’s Anatomy; Hugh Laurie’s continued wasted performances as that whacky, unorthodox Dr. House; I Can’t Believe I’m Still Single; Little Britain’s unsuccessful relocation to the US; Tracey Ullman’s painfully unamusing State of the Union; anything and everything about The Hills; that stupid show on MTV (redundant, no?) about parents talking to their kids about sex (I don’t really care to find out what it’s called); The Big Bang Theory, proof of why the best sitcoms on TV don’t use a laugh-track; and the shittiest why-the-hell-is-this-still-on-the-air-program According to Jim, which shares a cell with Everybody Loves Raymond and Home Improvement in hell.