Spam email of the week
Subject: Fund Release Confirmation ., The subject header of this email is "Fund Release Confirmation (space) (period) (comma)" Attention: With that subject header? YOU HAVE IT. I wish to remind you that after many attempts to reach you through our correspondence in your country which proved abortive, Hold up, wait ... wait for a second, hold on, stop. Stop . STOP. First of all, there are like several hundred ways I can be reached. I have 38 Internet profile pages, plus a phone, plus email. Not to mention the mother freakin' U.S. of A. postal service, which can be trusted to deliver anything, anytime, sometimes, maybe. Did you even try to send one of your country's singing telegramists to my home or office? That is usually how the other countries that owe me money do it. I mean, how has your correspondence not reached me? I am going to kill my secretary. Oh, my bad - ADMINISTRATIVE ASSISTANT. Also, kudos on "proved abortive." Great phrasing, altho...