Spam email of the week
Subject: Contact person:Mr.John Martins Been waiting for my contact person for a hot minute. This seems legit. Your total fund of $1,500,000.00 has been released and registered to deliver. I hope there is someone at a money factory somewhere who saw my tightly packed bundle of $1.5 mil roll down the assembly line and stamped it in red: REGISTERED: MIKE KENNY, U.S. That is how money works, right? And then it's just delivered? Like on a truck? It will be sent through dhl delivery company. DHL delivery person : ( rings doorbell ) Me : ( answers door wearing overalls, no shirt ) 'Sup. DHL delivery person : Yeah, hey ... got a delivery for you here of a ... ( checks clipboard ) ... Hello Kitty sing-it-yourself microphone set? Me : Nope. DHL delivery person : ( checks clipboard again ) ... a ... wine refrigerator? Me : Got one . ( lifts up half empty bottle of Charles Shaw red for proof, takes swig ) DHL delivery person : ( furiously flipping through pages of pa...